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Mr. Belyakov: Everything okay?
Brett, stop playing. Stop playing.
- What? - Shh!
Come here!
What's going on? What happened?
- It's the landlord. - Mr. Belyakov: I heard big bump.
He's not happy about the situation.
Mr. Belyakov: I come in, okay?
- (keys rattling) - Oh... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Mr. Belyakov. Welcome.
Everything's A-okay, Mr. Belyakov.
- What is that? - Uh...
My friend has an electric vehicle.
He just needed a quick boost.
Mr. Belyakov: No. No, no, no, boys.
Sorry about that. We'll cover that.
- We just... - It's messy here.
- Sorry. - What are you playing, "Harry Potter"?
Both: "Dune."
So this is why pretty girl left.
Jesus.
Where is Christy, by the way?
She's been, uh, working nights.
Yeah, but she hasn't really been here during the day either.
Shit.
Found it.
"I'm leaving. Not that you'd notice
"since you live in an imaginary world
with your closeted lover, Brett."
Might want to read the rest of that in private.
Oh.
Sorry, man.
Michelle: Okay, so Tina's gonna be here in an hour.
Thank you so much for covering.
Sure, no problem.
You're going to Tiller?
Uh... yeah.
I'm just meeting this other mom there
who's... she seems like she's
really on top of things.
Cool. Sounds good.
I feel like I should...
just let you know that, um...
David is not a part
- of the charter school at all, and... - You know...
I'm sorry. Can we not have this conversation right now?
I have a lot of work to do,
- and I'm just not... - No, I'm not...
But just so you know, I'm not trying
to have a conversation.
I'm just saying he...
I just wanted to let you know
I'm not, like, going to work
- and, like, seeing him... - Yeah, but I don't...
want you to mention his name
right now is what I'm trying
- to explain to you, okay? - Okay.
So we're...
I feel... I just... I'm trying to
- just say that I'm not... - Michelle, shut the fuck up!
You fucked him.
Don't talk to me about him.
'Cause I get to sit here looking at my stuff
and thinking about him making you cum
in a hotel room.
Okay.
Okay.
Your husband fucking hates you.
Really, that's great.
You know what, Brett?
Don't ask if everything's okay
if you don't actually want to know
whether everything's okay.
Why are you even asking?
Just to be, like, a fucking...
Hi.
- Everything okay? - Hi, Anna. Yeah. Just...
waiting, um...
I'm just, like, having a meltdown.
- Hey. - Hi.
What is going on?
Oh...
Okay. Um...
I guess I just don't know what the fuck I'm doing?
Like, my husband hates me,
my kids are mad at me 'cause I'm gone all the time,
I am so in over my head
with the school since David quit.
I just feel like
I'm fucking everything up.
Like, I just keep making mistakes just...
- Not just here, but, like... - You know what?
You just need to take a second and stop.
You're kicking ass on this school.
You are!
I am in, like, awe of what you are doing.
I am in awe of what we are doing.
Like, everyone involved is just so
proud and excited to be a part of this.
It's, like, the best thing in my life right now.
- Oh. - That is not saying attendance.
I am a stay-at-home mother of two, but...
I think what we're doing is pretty fucking awesome, okay? Okay.
- That makes me feel good. Thank you. - So just know that.
- Thanks. - Wipe that...
And now this guy.
- What? - Ugh. Just this contractor is,
- ike, making my life a misery. - Ah.
Every time I see him,
there's a new cost, there's something going on.
He's, like, pushing back the date...
Ugh. That's what contractors do.
- I mean... - I know, but I just, like,
I don't know enough to call him on his bullshit.
And even if I did, I don't have time
to, like, manage a construction site.
Hold on.
I have just the thing.
First off...
I think this color would look amazing on you.
All right, now, I have
something in here that is gonna make
- everything better. - It's so pretty.
Why don't we have some fun with this guy?
You want one?
Um...
What is it, like, a lollipop?
Well, kind of.
Let's fucking do this.
The town? You know, I'm not exactly sure.
Hello?
Oh, he's adorable.
Oh, thank you.
He's a big flirt. (chuckles)
Yeah, you are.
You are.
Oh.
Excuse me.
There's a changing room on the second floor.
- Oh, is there? Thank you so much. - Yeah.
Um... nobody has a diaper, do they?
- No. - No diaper?
Fire hose and a hazmat suit?
I didn't want to have to do this,
but frankly, you brought it on yourself.
Yeah, copy.
Megan, uh, are you sure about this thing?
I... I look like Judas Priest.
Yeah, it's gothic.
It looks amazing on you.
I... What? Why are you whispering?
I can't... (whispers)
Excuse me. I need to check in on Jennifer.
What is... What are you doing?
What?
Big C in the house!
Pappas!
Shh, shh, shh.
Yeah! Shh.
Why are you whisp... Why is everyone whispering?
No, no. I think... uh... everybody...
It's just... well,
everybody's being real chill right now
'cause I think they're all excited
to work with you, to be honest.
- Okay. - Uh, speaking of which, let's
- get you chained up in your dungeon. - Yeah.
I'm just gonna say hi to the new director real quick and then we'll go.
Yeah, no, no, no. the thing about that is, uh,
he likes to keep a set like...
he wants to jump into the first take
without talking it to death, you know what I mean?
Just jump right into it.
Is that the asshole director from "Into the Canyon"?
Uh... yeah, dude. So crazy good
with visuals and shit, right?
- Is he crying? - Uh... I don't know.
Allergies maybe?
Maybe he's sad 'cause he's a horrible person. He...
ruined my best friend. (chuckles)
Fucking crazy.
Guys, let's roll on one, right?
Let's... let's get one goin'.
Contractor: Now that the drywall is off,
we might have asbestos in the walls,
which if it is, I'm sure I don't have to tell you...
nightmare.
Now, my asbestos guys are really busy
over the next couple weeks, but I might be able
to squeeze them in on the weekend
if you can swing time-and-a-half.
Oh, my gosh, really? Thank you.
This way.
Now, we are gonna have
to redo the entire
roof here, okay? The entire roof.
Because the whole base layer was
totally rotted out.
So...
I know you got hard out at the end of the summer,
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