Murmur

- I can speculate, but I,

I really don't know.

All I can say is in my experience,

I would have to say that...

R as in Robert, I as in Isaac,

V as in victory, E as in Edward, R as in Robert, S as in Sam.

- Warning, player off course.

Turn back now.

Somebody help me.

Somebody get me out of here!

- Warning, player outside of game boundaries.

Turn back now.

Fuck this.

- Warning, player located.

No! What the fuck?

- Heartbeat lock initiated.

- Quit you're crying. It's not real.

Be still.

This is so fucked up.

Update available.

Please restart your device.

End game, initiating.

No!

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

- Warning, heartbeat not det--

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- At 8:43 AM Pacific this morning,

we received a 911 telephone call

regarding what the caller described as a

severed body part, potentially human.

Hang on one second, we are not disclosing

any of the victim's names at this juncture.

We are still notifying family members.

I can confirm.

No, we can't, we can't give any names out at this juncture.

I can only confirm.

We don't know, it could have been a software malfunction.

It could have been a hardware malfunction.

It could have been--

I- I don't think an animal was responsible, but...

We are currently in possession of six mobile devices.

We will be mining the data from those devices.

If it records, we will get it and we will get the data,

much like an accident investigator

does with a black box at a crash site.

And with that data, we will be able

to put together a second by second timeline of events.

What the fuck?!

- Yeah, we've absolutely done this before.

This is not new territory for our agency at all.

- What are you gonna do with it?

Will you make it public? When are you gonna make it public?

We will. Yeah, we will.

We will release our findings to the public when appropriate.

We know how this ended.

We need to find out how it began.

Hey, everybody.

What up?

Tiger.

It's Buster.

Blowing up your phone.

I'm here!

- Your nose. - My entire face.

- You're gonna let her attack things.

- Okay, hand her her weapon.

Okay.

Yep.

- Oh. - Ooh!

Give me some direction.

- Oh. - Better.

Do it better!

- I like your shoes. - Thank you.

I was joking.

Whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What? What did you say?

- Oh! - Whoa!

- Oh, fuck! - Oh my God.

Come on Tiger!

- All right, Tiger. Do it for the 'gram!

- Shut up! - Do it for the 'gram.

- You're about to hit me.

You're about to kill me!

You're about to kill me!

Oh my God.

- There you go. - Yeah.

- Tiger, swing! - Fuck yeah!

- Oh my God! - Yeah!

-Take out those anger issues all over it.

Jesus. Oh my God.

- Fuck yeah! - Oh, your barbaric.

- That's why she's Tiger.

Don't say that!

You only have one sister.

This isn't about you.

Wait, where'd my child go?

Oh, my baby.

- Oh, great. Great birthday present, Matthew,

just add to her abandonment issues.

- That's insensitive. - Here we go.

Kenzie, sweetheart,

make sure you get the ears and everything.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

My little baby's 18. - Yay!

Brr, brr! Brr, brr!

Make a wish.

- Oh, good Lord. - Oh, she's doing

literally one by one. - Just like a few more.

Why is this so painful?

Just do it. - Woo!

How many wishes

do you think you get?

- Oh. - You get 18 wishes.

Yay!

- You had one shot and you blew it.

Yay!

One more time.

- No! - Oh. Okay. Sorry.

- I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry.

Maybe... - Oh God.

- Maybe I'm gonna cry. - Oh God.

All right.

On this day... - This is gonna be

on cringe compilation. - On this day, shhh.

On this day, 18 years ago... - Oh.

- The heavens erupted and the stars exploded

and the powers that be placed this soul into my belly.

Oh.

Tiger is her spirit animal.

And she has the ferocity and the courage

and the strength to fight off spiritual enemies.

And I love you so much. - Thanks.

- Happy birthday. - Thank you.

Cut the cake.

Come on, let's get the cake, come on.

- Okay, okay. - Speech.

- Speech. - Before I murder this emoji.

Aww.

Okay, I don't like the way you looked at me

before you said that, but go on.

I just wanna say

I love you all.

- Aw. - Yeah.

- So nice. - Thank you,

all for being here for me this past year.

- Aw. - Aw.

- Sucked. - Aw, we love you.

Thanks.

You're awesome.

- Will I? - Okay.

I bet you won't just eat this whole thing.

- Whoa, that's a big piece. - Are you fondant of it?

Keep going, girl.

Keep going, queen.

Show Papa Angel some action. - You know when I--

- Oh no! - Ooh, hey, hey, hey.

Oh no!

- That's how I sleep at night, like this.

- Welcome back to the channel.

Make sure to smash that like button.

Why are they so aggressive

like smash the like button?

They're like, "Smash it or I'm gonna rip your head off!"

- If this video gets 5,000 likes,

we're gonna smash Tiger's face into the freaking cake.

You suck!

- Who you gonna call? 911.

- Maze, you were right. - Yes. Yes.

All right.

- This guy's sick. - Oh my God.

You guys can't be fucking-- - Shh!

Close the door.

- Please be quiet. - Are you serious right now?

- Why are you yelling? - Why are you watching Maze?

- Why are you saying-- - It was an accident.

Shh. Shh. - Please don't tell Tiger.

- Well, what's fuck boy up to then?

- He's so fucked. - Huh?

- He's just gonna fucking kill himself.

- What's the point of this shit?

- I don't know, but he's gonna fucking die.

- Why do, why do people like watching this?

And you guys are watching it.

- Well, like I-- - Kenzie] I mean, clearly.

- I literally-- - Okay.

Oh my God.

This is literally porn for people to fap to.

And you're just enjoying it.

- I'm not. No, stop. - Look that smirk on his face.

Yo, wait. Hang on.

Catch the boat.

I caught the boat. Look I did the--

Yeah. That's right.

- Scooby-Dooby-Doo. - Am I Scooby-Doo or Shaggy?

Which one?

- But the real question is... - Are you filming right now?

- What number, what cake number is that?