Coffee Cat Mama (Mao Si Ma Ma / 貓屎媽媽)

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Yes...or you won't know if the mattress will last.

Yes !

Tri-fork, what are you doing here?

What am I doing?

You brat! All you see is the chick.

Obviously, you can't see your mother.

Auntie!

Hello, Hottie! What's your name?

Call me Fung.

Nice name. Sweet and elegant.

How long have you been shagging this brat?

I...

Tri-fork! What?

This is not the Canal Street flyover.

Watch what you say.

Fine! As you say then.

Fung, how long have you been with my sick...So Sick?

We always...

Tri-fork! What?

Please!

I was calling you So Sick and not my sick rat already,

what more do you want?

She's my client.

She wants to renovate her flat.

We're here to pick her furniture.

You think I'm stupid?

I see lust in your eyes,

you're obviously in love with her!

Fung, right? This brat is an introvert.

He's stupid and too honest.

He doesn't know how to express himself.

The fact that he came to try out the mattress with you means...

Hey! What?

You have customers waiting for you.

Fung, if you need to hit a villain,

look me up under the Canal Street flyover.

Right!

I'll do it for free.

Go back to work!

Great! My friends do that all the time.

Tri-fork has such a sharp tongue.

It's OK. She cares about you.

Let's go pick a bed frame.

Thank you so much!

Don't be silly, I'm a user too.

I think I should get a new bed.

I'll get a waterbed and put mirrors on the ceiling.

That's mental! You'll get arthritis from a waterbed.

Who would put a mirror on the ceiling?

When you get up at night to pee,

you'll get soared and pee in your pants.

It'd be simple if all customers were like you.

I heard the broad next door's office is well decorated.

If I don't upgrade mine,

how can I compete with her?

You're renovating to get more business?

You bet! Since that broad moved in next door,

I have lost a lot of business.

Andy Lau was right!

Such an attitude towards customers doesn't work anymore.

I must provide value-added service,

by offering more gimmicks, more uniforms and props.

Then I can stay in business.

When can you start the renovation?

As you've said, you have vested interest in my office,

I trust your judgment.

Just give me a discount.

Great! We can give each other business.

A win-win partnership.

But pardon me, let me get this straight...

What exactly does a home mean to you?

No one would put in a waterbed at home

or add a mirror to the ceiling.

You do have a point!

Why don't you go next door

and check out what she has done to her office?

You're kidding! You want me to press her doorbell to get a guided tour?

You can be my undercover.

You? What do you want?

I came for your service.

Finally! Yes!

Come on in!

Even a real undercover wouldn't take it so seriously!

Didn't you know?

I thought you're scheduled for tomorrow!

No, your colleague confirmed it's today.

Which colleague?

That would be me.

I think I've messed up the dates. Sorry!

But the latte art champ is not here yet.

Please have a seat. I'll call him.

How long must we wait?

He should be here any minute.

Have a seat. I'll tell him to hurry.

Today is the opening day of our cake shop.

Why don't you try a piece while you wait,

and give us your comments?

Please come this way.

Have a seat!

Let's sit down!

The line is busy!

Yam Ka-ching, where is Raisin Bread?

I really don't know.

The TV crew is here.

What if he's not back when they finish their cakes?

They probably won't come back on another day.

Calm down! Getting anxious won't help.

It's still busy...

What are you doing?

I'm just trying to help you relax.

This is not the time.

Ka-ching, why did you fling flour at So Mei?

We used to do that all the time.

Give it back! No!

Give it back! No!

Give it to me! No!

Give it to me! No!

Are you alright?

We used to horse around like that.

When I was upset, she'd toy with me.

Or when she was upset, I'd try to cheer her up.

You were trying to cheer her up by flinging flour in her face?

Maybe she's too worried about the TV crew

to notice what you were getting at.

You encouraged me to take on the gloom

and made me brave enough to go on living.

If I could live my life again, I hope I could...

I have lost my best friend.

This can't be happening!

Fung doesn't love me.

I'm just another customer to her.

They say true love doesn't exist with a hooker,

maybe it's time I looked for another one,

instead of dedicating myself to this one.

I'm sinking into degradation and corruption like a lunatic.

How can I remain an unruly whore-monger?

Oh my God! It's you!

You came here to pray? What a miracle!

If you can be here, why can't I?

I can also say, "Oh my God! It's you!"

I have something important to ask Sister Lolita.

I can't stand the torment.

Holy Mother, please see me through this tribulation...

You got someone pregnant?

I want to find out

that day at Mr & Mrs Bean when I had my asthma attack,

who performed the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation,

helped me taste my Coffee Supreme and raised me from the dead.

Though Fan Yams mi gay,

it doesn't mean he'd watch you die.

Alright...l am having an attack.

Do the mouth-to-mouth thing for me!

Come on...

Hey! No...

See? Why bother to argue?

If it's not Grace or Fan Fatt, it must have been...

I'd rather it was Fan Fart.

Raisin Bread! So Sick!

Sister Lolita!

Sister, I'm well prepared, in front of the Holy Mother...

Did you perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on Raisin Bread that day?

Yes !

Hold me!

Why don't you try our other cakes?

No thanks. We really must go.

Don't, Raisin Bread is coming.

That's right!

No, Brother Raisin is not coming. He's here!

Brother Raisin!

Here he is!

This way!

Raisin Bread, the crew from Snoop is here.

What's wrong? You look pale!

Go take a look!

Right!

What's wrong? Are you sick?

I went to see Sister Lolita!

50?

She told me she saved me that day.

Deep down, I'm grateful to her.

But the thought of that scene makes me...

I told you. I saved you.

Why would a nun lie?

You only said that to make me focus on the competition,

just like you're saying it now so that I'll do the interview.

I need to take a week off.

No, better make it a month!

No way! The cafe is counting on you the latte art champ.

As soon as I walk into cafe,

I'd think of how she saved me.

You might as well kill me now,

I can't do any latte art!

Please...?

What are you doing?

Help me! Give me time off!

Stop it! Listen to me!

I'll tell you what happened that day.

No, don't tell me!

Listen to me!