Minions & More 2

And the puree function is perfect for blending power shakes.

Wow, Barb! That's banana-licious!

Ah! Blender.

Barb's Blenders, just $19.95.

Smoothie! Paracetamol!

Thank you, ma'am.

Moola!

Stop!

Uh. Hello.

Hello, boys, what can we do for ya?

Did they just ask to shave your cat?

Oh, yes...

Well, I don't have my hearing aids in, so whatever he said is fine.

Uh... Hello.

Hello!

Boom!

Chins up, fellas.

We haven't laughed this hard since Gertrude took up rollerblading.

Here you go.

Two thousand shiny pennies for a hootenanny of a show.

Blender! Blender! Blender!

Come back anytime.

Do you like power shakes,

but are tired of pushing all those buttons?

Yeah.

Then you need Barb's new and improved blender.

It does all the button-pushing for you.

Barb's Blender, just $142.95.

Blender! Blender! Blender!

Blender!

Psst.

Help!

- Super Gidget, it's the squirrels! - They got Max!

Gidget, help! Ah. Help!

Help!

I'll save you, Max.

Ah! Super Gidget,

so nice of you to join us.

Max!

How could you?

You are a bad, bad dog!

Oh, I'm no dog.

I am Infestor, master of mind control,

and I am taking over every dog in the city!

Including your precious Max!

Hey! Okay, that does it!

Activate Super Sparkle Rainbow!

Max?

Ha! Checkmate!

You'd never hurt your true love.

Get ready to play dead!

Sorry,

but I don't know that trick.

Oh, no! No! No!

Super Gidget, you're incredible.

Just doing what I do.

I regret nothing!

I'm back!

Don't worry, Max. I got this.

Huh. What was all that about?

Maybe she's got fleas.

Bob!

What are you two doing?

This equipment is not here for your own personal amusement.

No, no, no!

Let's see how funny you clowns are after a month on the chain gang.

Uh, sí, sí. Okay.

- Booyah! - Hey!

Hey! Hey, you! Hey, stop!

Uh, no.

Uh, no. Ah.

Freeze!

All units, we need backup!

Go, go, go!

Hey! Whoa!

Go, go, go!

Freeze!

Oh, no!

"No, no, no!"

Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!

What the...

- Get 'em! - Go! Go! Go!

No!

Go, go, go, go, go! Come on, come on, come on.

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Level 43! Whoa!

Whoa. Okay, head rush.

Hey, there! Do you still live with your parents,

eat junk food and have inflatable furniture?

Idiot.

- You probably think I'm an idiot. - What?

But I'm Garry "The Winner" Wishmann.

Send me $99.95

and I'll send you my patented earphones of enlightenment.

There, I'll guide you personally from chump to champion in one week.

Whereupon, you'll receive an official graduation certificate.

Oh, please.

What kind of lame-wad would need that?

For you, sir.

- Wait, what? Who sent this? - Your mother!

Mom, you know I scare easily.

Now, you must complete the course and bring me the graduation certificate,

or I'm kicking you out.

I just ordered new curtains.

One week, darling. Bye, Eddie.

This is so stupid.

"This is so stupid."

That's what you're thinking.

But now's not the time to think,

now's the time to begin your transformation.

First, you gotta organize your exterior before you can organize your interior.

Next, remove all distractions.

Bye, little buddy.

Wake up!

Now that we've cleaned your outside, it's time to clean your inside.

Mmm, don't even have to chew it.

Up and at 'em!

I'm awake, I'm awake. What now?

It's time to get physical!

Physical.

Sorry. Trying to dance in here.

Ah! Excuse me.

- Rise and shine! - Yes, Garry.

It's time to kick it up a notch.

Kick it up a notch.

Way to go!

The week is over

and the graduation certificate is as good as yours...

I did it! I'm a winner!

...as soon as you send me an additional $99.95.

What? But I did everything you said.

I ate kale. You know how hard it was to eat kale?

You owe me a certificate! Do you hear me?

- I, uh... - Listen, Wishmann.

I need that certificate.

- Okay, so here's... - Garry!

Stop playing those video games and go clean the pool!

Yes, Mother.

You're Garry "The Winner" Wishmann?