Badmashiyaan

What is happen to this city?

Ashes here, smoke there.

Why are you so silent?

Why have smoke forced down your throat?

Now it's the limit of endurance.

Let's bring this reckless act to an end.

Smoking is banned in all public places.

Violation will lead to penalty.

Don't smoke.

No let anyone do.

Smoking will cost you.

Hi.

Say it.

I feel shy, you tell them.

Fine, I'll start.

So...this story is a month ago.

33 days, 7 hours and 43 minutes to be precise.

So exactly 33 days and 7 hours ago..

..my car broke down while I was on the way to my office.

Then..

45 minute.

Sweetheart...it took me 45 minutes..

..to push the car all the way to the workshop. - Yes.

You were so tired, weren't you?

So, I stood at the bus stop, tired and weary.

And the summer of Punjab.

I was in a bad state.

First I thought I'll take my tie off.

But I had an important meeting in the office.

But I was really upset that the bus was crowded.

But standing next to her made me happy.

Normally I don't stand next to any boy on the bus.

But since he was wearing a tie, he looked descent.

In the evening, when I woke up in the ICU..

..I found her next to me wiping her tears with my tie.

You can think that the tie tied us up.

Well...matches are made in heaven.

But here on earth some coincidence..

Or situation brings them together.

Or horoscopes. - Or...the mischief of Lord.

Sometimes I think about my story.

'My story..'

'But I will tell you that later.'

'For now let me introduce you to him.'

'This is Dev. Dev Arora.'

'Restless...Casanova...and the owner of Café Connect in Chandigarh.'

'There must be at least 5000 people..'

'..in Chandigarh's sector 17 market.'

'But still whenever the heel of some girl's sandal breaks..'

'..he's the only one to notice it.'

'Why?'

'Because in plain words, he's a guy..'

'..who invites trouble for himself to help others.'

'But...in my language such people are stupid fools.'

'Who like to invite trouble for themselves."

'But foolish boy, this time it's bigger than you imagined.'

Are you Batman?

Dev. Dev Arora.

Why do I feel you're Batman and this is Gotham City?

Wow! It's a nice compliment.

I mean...bullseye.

Bulls**t. leave me. - Why?

No...my bag.

Hey...

How dare you steal my bag?

Bloody thief.

I am sorry I didn't see. - Its okay.

Are you ok - What a day, right?

Thanks.

Coffee...in my Café?

Okay.

Thank you, Shivani. - You're welcome.

Café Connect.

Interesting.

So you help boys and girls hookup here, don't you?

I just serve them coffee, they hookup themselves.

Well...you've serving me coffee as well.

What are your intentions?

Actually, I had no intentions until I was taking your pictures.

But my intentions to help you were clean.

But when I looked into your eyes..

..my intentions got a little mischievous.

Did you find out anything?

I didn't start this Detective Agency for nothing.

Give me two days, I'll find out.

Why do you always say 2 days and avoid me?

Your case is a weird one.

You're asking me to find a global Indian.

She was born in Bihar, lives in Delhi.

She works in Chandigarh but she is Kashmiri.

Even the police from 12 states will have trouble finding her.

Pinku, you don't understand my problem.

I took a loan of 20 million to buy a new home.

And the one I bought it for is missing.

What do I do now?

Turn my home into a museum.

Fine her.

I am not a dog to sniff her out.

It'll take time.

She made me a mutt, Pinku.

Please do something. Please.

Don't worry.

I am really scared of marriage.

Scared of marriage?

But everyone does it. - Exactly.

I don't want to do what others do.

I just want to live. - I didn't get it.

Listen, my grandma used to say..

..there are only two kinds of people in this world. - I see.

The living...and the married. - I see.

So I want to live, get it.

Very philosophical. - I know.

But I... I mean today's generation has thought about..

..what your grandma didn't.

The middle-way. - What's that?

Live-in marriage.

I mean live-in.

I want to live with you.

Am I so important for you?

You're the most important for me.

And you?

For me? Most important.

Very important.

Money. Lots of money.

Money with which I can buy a big house.

How...big?

Well...big enough for me, you and all our happiness.

Yes, Manish, check the balance of my savings account.

Well, the land in Amritsar is lying vacant.

Sell it.

What? That's all.

Listen, I needed 500,000 rupees.

Lord will make things right.

Hello. The network's clear, I can hear you.

Tell me.

Hello... "Who wants to be a Millionaire".

Hello. Hello.

Correct answer is A B D C.

Sorry...B C D A.

Sorry, sorry... A...D..

Idiot!

What?

Loan sanctioned.

Ta-dah!

What is this?

Our dream home?

Are you serious?

This is ours.

Oh my, God! Oh my, God! Oh my, God!

"Why do I...always keep thinking about you?"

"Why do you...exist in my questions?"

"You're my desires... you're my relief."

"Let there be no distance between us."

"A little of you, a little of you... are falling in love."

"A little of you, a little of you...are coming closer."

"A little of you, a little of you... are falling in love."

"A little of you, a little of you...are coming closer."

Naari. Will you..

Will I what?

Have another drink?

Dev...we just refilled it?

Oh s**t, we just refilled it.

I... Sorry..

I was saying, will you..

I mean like this place?

It's so cool, right? I mean the ambiance.

The music's so nice.

There's no music.

Naari

Will you.. - Hold that thought.

I'll be right back... from the washroom.

Yeah.

Why am I so nervous?

Come here.

'What happened was...she didn't return for a hour, a day, a week either.'

'All she did was sent a message.'

"Some of my stuff is lying at your place, send it over."

"Hold on, where will you send it?"

"I'll send someone over and get it collected."

"Thanks."

Two days again, you don't get it.

I can't go to the police because technically we're not married.

But I consider her as my wife.

Look, Pinku...I am bouncing like a football.

Oh s**t.

Oh s**t.

I am going to kill him.

Why do you take the car out if you can't drive?

Get down.

Get down you rascal. Come here.

You ruined my car.

But it's not my fault..

Someone hit a ball...and I turned it around.

And..

Who will pay for the repairs?

Hold on.

What are you looking for? Come here.

What are you saying?

Nothing's wrong with your car.

These are internal injuries, you can't see them here.