Yellowjackets

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

We're going to motherfucking nationals!

All I know is that what happened

was a tragedy. Those girls were special.

Hustle up. It's gonna be a long flight.

- They were champions. - I fucking love you, Jackie.

If we're each other's first,

- then we'll be linked forever. - Jeff's a virgin?

Shauna Shipman.

You're the only one who's always

been there for me.

Jeff, pull over.

I thought we weren't doing this again.

Tell me you love me.

I love you, Shauna.

The plane crashed.

A bunch of my friends died, and the rest of us

starved and scavenged and prayed for 19 months

until they finally found us.

I'm Taissa Turner,

and as State Senator, I want to lead New Jersey

out of the wilderness.

We agreed.

Stay out of the public eye.

Have you talked to Nat?

She's in rehab, again.

After they rescued us, I...

I lost my purpose.

I finally know how to get it back.

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

Buzz! Buzz!

The Lord is my shepherd, and even though I walk

through the valley of the shadow of death...

We'll reset after 30 seconds. Confirm.

- 22 out. Speed brake! - Speed brake.

Dump fuel.

Dumping fuel!

Except for you

Don't ever let anyone step all over you

Just open your heart...

Hello?

Misty! Oh, my gosh. Hi.

What do you want, Becky?

Sorry. I'm sure you're, like, so busy.

We just thought you should know that Robbie Delgado...

He's telling everybody

you two did anal in the janitor's closet.

Well, for your information,

I've never even been in the janitor's closet.

So where'd you guys do it then?

I didn't...

I didn't do anal with Robbie Delgado.

But you've done it with somebody else.

Do you, like, love anal?

No. No, I-I've never...

You know what I think?

I think you wish someone would do anal to you, Misty.

Only, you're too ugly to, like, find a victim.

Mm.

You can think what you want.

Opinion is the wilderness

between knowledge and ignorance.

That's Plato.

Oh, my gosh.

You're such a fucking weirdo.

Until then, baby...

Come on.

- Come on. - Come on. Go.

Please, God.

Push it out! Push it out!

Shauna. Shauna, get the fuck up!

Push! Push! Come on, come on. Go, go, go!

Help! Help, help!

Help. Help me, help me, help me.

- It's Van. - I'm stuck!

- We have to help her. - I can't breathe!

- I'm coming, Van! - Help me! Help me!

- Help me! - I'm coming.

Come on. Oh, God.

It's stuck.

I can't get out! Can't get out.

- Hurry up! - Oh, my God!

Shauna, we got to go.

We got to go.

- Shauna, we have to go! - Shauna! No!

Shauna!

We have to go back inside!

- Have you seen Van? - Sorry.

Has anybody seen...? Have you seen Van?

Have you? Van?

Van?

Help!

Coach Scott.

Coach Scott!

Help!

I'm coming!

Coming.

Coming! Coach. Coach!

Let me see.

- Hey, girls, is it...? - Yeah?

Can you move it?

- Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Here. Come on. Come on.

- Come on. - Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, fucking God!

Coach?

- Coach! - Coach? Coach?

Shauna, please. There's nothing we could do.

Jesus.

Coach.

Surprise.

Van.

- Van! - Ty.

What the fuck?

Help me move him!

I'm hungry, I'm dirty

I'm losing my mind, everything's fine!

Bubble baths.

Walks in the rain.

Muscular calves.

Escalators.

Knuckles. Steamed clams.

Obviously.

But enough about me.

What turns you on, Stan?

I don't know, just...

the usual stuff.

Hair?

Well.

I can work with that.

- Another Rioja, hon? - No, that's...

- That'd be great. - It's just,

I have to be up kind of early tomorrow, so...

I-It's six o'clock.

And I thought you said that you just got fired.

Well, technically I said

there were some... intradepartmental

redundancies post-merger, so, you know, I wasn't really fired

so much as it's...

What the hell?

I suppose one more drink won't kill me.

And did we want to take a look at some menus?

Oh, I think just...

I honestly don't see how we couldn't.

Like this, got it?

As much as you can and fast.

We're gonna need to change the bandages soon.

And then hourly after that.

If he even lives that long.

Don't say that.

Just... just, keep ripping them up.

Okay?

Yeah. Good, good, good.

Watch it.

Hold still, then.

No, no, no. It's-it's too loose, here.

Fuck.

You need to... stop the bleeding

without cutting off the circulation.

How do you know how to do all this?

I took the Red Cross babysitter training class.

Twice.

Okay.

Okay.

All right, bleeding's slowing down.

We need to disinfect it somehow.

Um, maybe something from the bar cart?

There wasn't one.

I mean, it was just soda. It's cheaper that way.

Maybe somebody brought contraband.

Okay.

Well, did you?

Obviously.

But I stashed it

in my bag, and God knows where that is now.

Guys, how about this?

Hey, that's m...

A great idea, Van.

Witch hazel, isopropyl alcohol.

Actually, this could work. Okay.

Lie back. Lie back.

Lie back.

Lie back. Lie back.

Oh, Jesus!

Fuck, my leg!

Oh, fuck!

Is it bad?

How bad is it?

Well, the good news is I...

You're gonna be fine, Coach.

You got pretty banged up, but Misty's doing a really good job.

Right, Misty?

We have to tell him.

And freak him out worse?

Are you really that psyched to tell him you chopped

his fucking leg off with an axe?

- Yeah? - Hey. It's me.

Yeah. I know. Do you not know how cell phones work?

- Are you home? - Maybe.