My Missing Valentine (消失的情人節)

A lot of traffic accidents on Valentine's yesterday.

Luckily, they were all minor and not serious.

A driver claimed his car suddenly teleported.

A guy said he was riding a bicycle

but suddenly found himself on the ground and his bike gone.

Taipei City's Valentine Chemistry Contest

was won by a couple

who claim they saw a woman disappear into thin air.

It's Valentine's Day, not Halloween!

Miss, can I help you?

I want to report something.

Report what?

I lost a day.

What did you lose for a day?

A day.

Huh?

A day disappeared.

A whole day disappeared?

Yes

Where did you go?

Nowhere

Did you suffer any injury?

Look at my arms.

And my face.

So sunburnt.

You must have been at the beach all day.

I didn't go to the beach.

Then you must have slept in all day.

How did I get sunburnt then?

So which day did you lose?

Yesterday

Yesterday...

Was yesterday important?

Very important.

Valentine's Day.

Valentine's? That's ridiculous.

I think so too.

My Missing Valentine

The One Who Disappeared

"Me"

I've always been a little quicker than everyone else.

If others are trains, I'm the high speed rail.

Stop.

Yang Hsiao-chi.

Again?

Are you messing up on purpose?

You always start too early.

Five laps.

Sucks

I didn't do it on purpose.

You know what?

Being too fast is a curse.

Yang Hsiao-chi.

Let me do it.

Ready...

Yang Hsiao-chi!

Ready...

Yang Hsiao-chi!

Are you rushing to be reincarnated?

I probably was quicker than others in being reincarnated.

"Dad"

Mom: Finished?

I laugh at jokes too early too.

"Me"

"Others"

1, 2, 3.

I even blink too early when taking photos.

Sir, don't count 1, 2, 3.

OK, let's take another one.

Keep going.

Oh

Made no difference.

It never failed.

A few head shots later,

I'm suddenly 30 years old.

Even now I wake up just before the alarm.

That's right.

A sleeping beauty must wake herself up.

Then I have to work with that airhead at the post office.

You slept over at your boyfriend's place?

Being young is great. Your back's not even sore.

Something wrong with your back?

My essential oil works wonders.

There's nothing wrong with my back.

I just talk too much.

Nothing works wonders on me.

Look, here they come again.

Wife hunters. Third group this month.

What can I help you with?

Oh, two packs of lucky rice.

Lucky rice...?

In the store room.

How can you still be so clueless?

All you do is "Uh oh".

Uh oh...

Please wait a minute.

OK

Ability is unimportant.

Beauty is most important.

Isn't she pretty?

Look at her figure.

You can tell she's a good girl.

She's got a boyfriend.

She's taken.

Doesn't matter.

She's fair game until she marries.

Madam

Counter No. 8 is also single.

Want to check her out too?

No thanks.

Oh man.

What did I do to deserve this?

Beauty is whole life insurance.

I am accident insurance.

Accidentally roasted every day.

Add you on Line.

Add your ass.

Sorry, I can't do that.

I look right and want to slap her.

I look left

and wonder if that's my future.

No, I should be looking forward.

When I look forward,

I see a weirdo who mails a letter every day.

Standard mail, NT$8.

Why don't you use the mailbox?

Why don't you use the mailbox?

Huh?

Is this all my life will ever be?

Reminds me of a quote I saw online:

"Love yourself, because no one will."

"Undelivered"

Oh

Rushing home to "cook"?

We're eating at a night market.

What are you doing for Valentine's?

We're going to a rock concert.

How nice.

How many tickets?

Two. My boyfriend snatched them up.

Men are so useful.

Quite useful indeed.

You should get one too.

OK, hurry home and cook.

Night market.

Remember to turn up the heat.

Add some spice.

Toss it around.

Make it tasty.

5,6,7, 8...

Sawadee kha, how are you?

I am a Thai shrimp

Jumping around in the water

I live at a shrimp market

Sawadee kha, how are you?

I am a Thai shrimp

I have a small wish

A holiday in Pattaya

Thai shrimp, Thai shrimp

I smell best on a BBQ rack

Thai shrimp, Thai shrimp

Fried, grilled, roasted or hotpot

Thai shrimp, Thai shrimp

Forget about gout and allergies

Thai shrimp, Thai shrimp

Eat them all until there's none

Stop running.

No thanks.

Come on.

Dance with us.

Won't you hold my hand?

When my world starts to rain.

Oh~

Thai shrimp, Thai shrimp

I smell best on a BBQ rack

Thai shrimp, Thai shrimp

Fried, grilled, roasted or hotpot

Thai shrimp, Thai shrimp

Forget about gout and allergies

Thai shrimp, Thai shrimp

Eat them all until there's none

Round of applause.

You've all been great.

Everyone gets an A+.

Thank you.

See you all tomorrow.

Well done.

Bye!

Miss

Hey

Why are you running?

You want me to pay tuition?

No! I came to tell you

my dance lessons in the park are free.

You're welcome to join.

I've got terrible rhythm. I can't dance.

No way.

You look really fit.

Your coordination should be pretty good.

First time anyone has called me fit.