The Other Two

I'm here at Madison High in Maplewood, New Jersey,

where ninth grader Rachel Klein isn't bringing

just any date to her school dance tonight.

She is bringing singing sensation ChaseDreams.

Chase posted he was coming

to his 10 million followers

so fans from all over the tristate area

came out just to catch a glimpse.

And it looks like Chase is pulling up now.

The fans are going crazy.

It's a little scary to be honest.

He's walking in with his lucky date

and what appears to be an old Backstreet Boy.

And now a second SUV has pulled up.

Did Chase bring some celeb friends?

Oh, no. Never mind. It's his parents.

And it looks like they had him old.

Thank you for coming. This is will be such

a special night for the students.

Well, Chase is so happy to be here.

Oh, my God, that reminds me.

I gotta get him out of the wall.

What? - Yeah, I knew the fans

out front would be real crazy, so I snuck him in

through the ventilation system.

I think a mouse bit me.

That's Hollywood, baby!

Oh, my God.

Um, Streeter, when you said you were gonna

sneak him in I thought you meant like

- through the back. - Oh, this is what

the hottest celebrities do. They crawl through the walls,

and then they have a decoy come in the front.

Speaking of which, great job, Lorraine.

Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy.

Isn't this unbelievable?

I found her about two hours ago online.

She is a handful, but they're basically the same height.

Okay, well thank you, Lorraine.

You can just go ahead and wait in the car.

Are you sure you don't need me to stick around

and play other roles? I'm also an actor.

- Oh, no. - I do accents, impressions.

I have some costumes in the car.

That's okay. Thank you, Lorraine.

Then good eve, my lords and ladies.

- British. - I could have sworn

that was French, but then when she said

British I was like, "Yep."

Okay, well let's get you two lovebirds

out on the dance floor 'cause we gotta be out of here in...

45.

- Wait, we do? - Yep.

Chase got an invite to the launch party

of Lil Wayne's new tequila.

I really want to meet him.

I mean, Chase wants to meet him.

He can't even drink. He's 13.

Ages are for regular people, okay?

- He's a singer. -

What are we talking about here?

Oh, sorry. I gotta take this. It's my agent.

Cary, I've got some good news,

and I've got some bad news.

The good news is

I submitted you for the lead

in the next Marvel movie.

What? That's...

That's insane. Thank you, Skip.

The bad news is

they said that's not the way it works, okay?

They don't just take submissions for that.

Then why did you call me?

I thought you called me.

Good-bye, Skip.

Okay, buh-bye.

Ladies, can I interest you in a new kitchen?

Okay, okay, here's what we're gonna do.

Chase and Rachel, you're gonna dance to exactly five songs.

While they're doing that,

Streeter and I are gonna pass out merch.

Oh, wait till you see what it is.

- Streety crushed it. - I bet he didn't.

Then, Chase is gonna take pictures for 20 minutes.

Anybody who posts one should use the same hashtag.

- Chom. - What?

Chom. It's a combo of Chase and Prom.

Okay or since it's not prom,

- why don't we do #DreamDance? - Boo.

And when is he doing his live performance?

Oh, uh yeah, we got some bummer news on that front.

C.D. has to be in the studio early tomorrow morning

so he is on strict vocal rest.

No singing. Not talking. All night.

Then why did he come to this?

No, no, no. No, it's gonna be great.

He's gonna lip-sync. No one's gonna be able to tell.

Streeter said he figured the whole thing out.

Yeah, I'll take care of the singing.

- Excuse me? - Ah! God, who's that?

That's Chase's date. You rode here with her?

Can we go dance now?

Hang on, hang on. Just, uh... we talked about the...

Then we went through, um...

Yeah, I think we're good. Yeah, you can go.

Go have fun.

Come on. Go, go, go. Have fun quickly.

Run, bitch!

Sorry. Sorry, sorry.

She's new.

What up, Madison High!

- Is everyone having fun tonight? -

Special shout-out to Rachel and ChaseDreams.

- You guys having fun? - Whoo!

You know it! Keep going, everybody.

Hey, thanks for being my date tonight, Car.

Yes, of course. Yeah.

You want to hear something sad?

This is my tenth high school dance with a girl.

Aw.

I mean, at least you got to go to dances.

- I was already in New York. - Oh, yeah.

They didn't have dances at that school?

No, we studied dance.

We didn't, like, do dances at night too.

Mm. What would you do?

Drugs, Cary.

- Ah, yeah. -

Hey, cool hair.

- You sing? - No, I play soccer.

Perfect. Okay, athletes make the best singers.

Meet me in the library in 20 minutes,

and, uh, bring your ball.

- Hi, you're a music manager? - Yes.

So, what did you think?

I think you can make an excellent veterinarian.

Okay, here's a fun thing.

Which one of these kids were you at 14?

Oh, my God. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Oh... No brainer.

- That one. Fun, confident. - Yeah.

Dress fully tucked up into her asshole.

- - She's living.

- Well, there's me. - Aw.

- That is definitely me. - Oh, yeah.

Oh, n... never mind.

And, damn!

Hi, I'm Elijah.

Are you CaryDreams?

- Uh... - Yes.

- Yes. - Yes, he is.

Do you want to dance?

Sure. Yeah. Yeah, buddy.

Just promise you'll never hurt me.

Oh, uh, I promise.

Hi. We have a problem.

Ugh, what did Streeter do?

Nope, it's your brother.

He's in the bathroom with some boys smoking.

He is?

Oh, sh...

Thank you.

You know I want to be in the industry too.

- Like, an actor? - No.

I want to run Hollywood.

I'm gonna sit on the top floor of a very tall building

and be in charge of everyone.

- - Oh.

Cool.

Excuse me, sir. You have a phone call.

It's 9-1... 1, yeah. They called you.

- It's an emergency. - Oh.

- Thank you. - Uh-huh.

Sorry, Elijah.

Very good lie. So real.

I know. Sorry, I panicked.

- - Okay, I gotta go do rounds.

Just walk around the school and make sure

kids aren't having sex.

Do you... wanna come?

Oh. Yeah.

Cool. I'm Jeremy by the way.

Hey, Cary.

Oh, my God. Chase, what are you doing?

This is...

Lorraine?

G'day mate.

Australian.

Why are you not in the car?

I was just telling these boys

about my favorite acting role.

I was an extra on the pilot of "ER."

If I think about that for too long I could cry.

I was also this close to being an Olympic skater.

But my mom wouldn't buy me skates.

Lorraine. Car. Now.

I can't believe you're the drama teacher.

Ours was so old. I was like, thir..ty. Oh.

Whoa.