Mitsudomoe Zouryouchuu!

Serious Squadron Gachi Rangers

We're gonna Gachi-get 'em!

Go forth, Gachi Rangers!

Akai Hiro - Ueno Hichou

Aozaki Tetsuya - Nashihara Hiroshi

Haruha Momoko - Shun'you Azusa

Ouno Yuki

Haguro Yuuichi - Ide Hokuto

Yamaarashi Kameji- Takaoka Jinba

You disappoint me, with your constant failures against the Gachi Rangers.

My apologies, your majesty.

We were but one step away from victory!

You call that "one step away"?

You must be as blind as you are stupid, Jigokku.

Shut up, Jamara! You wrinkly old snake!

What did you call me?!

Well excuse ME for being old!

And unmarried!

You're both at fault for wasting the adorable monsters

that I, the genius scientist Ahkuma, created for you!

Quiet!

Your stupid monsters are completely useless!

You quack! You worm!

And you! Same for you!

Hey, quiet down-

Die, you worthless maggots!

Take this!

Wow...

No, no!

ENOUGH!

You fool, if you're to whip anyone it should be me-

I mean, if you've got time to fight amongst yourselves

then come up with a better scheme!

A-Apologies majesty. I've discovered some very valuable information!

Feast your eyes on this!

Oops, wrong page.

Here it is!

According to "Kamohashi Sports", declining birth rates threaten to destroy Japan!

We just need to exacerbate the current problem!

So if we get rid of all the children...

There'll be no one but old people left, and invading will be much easier!

Very well! Create a new monster and carry out the plan!

Yes sir!

Here goes!

Crabron! It's pinchin' time!

The Targeted Children! Countdown to Japan's Doom!

Gedolololol!

I'm scared!

Cry all you want, no one can save you now!

Pinchy pinchy!

Get them, Crabron!

You got it!

Freeze, all of you!

Wha?

Step away from the children!

Don't make me kick the crab outta you!

Stay back!

Those are useless against me!

Now it's your turn!

On to the next.

Pinchy pinchy!

What color panties you wearing today, Miss Pink?

Don't be fresh, Creep-chan!

Bubbly bubbly!

That's the spirit, Crabron!

My expert panty profiling skills tell me they're black today.

Such a perv, Creep-chan.

Bubbly bubbly!

We'll have eliminated every child in Japan in no time!

Was I right? I was right, wasn't I?

That's enough, Creep-chan!

Huh?

Creep-chan, have you noticed all the bubbles everywhere today?

They must be cleaning the whole town.

We're back!

We got all the supplies.

Welcome back Momoko, Creepron.

Man, this spice is so good it's gachi-roasting my head!

It's not curry unless it's seriously spicy!

Right, Yuuichi?

I like sweet curry, too.

You're always such a glutton, Hiro.

Why don't you send some of that excess nourishment to your brain for once?

I'm SO sorry.

Hiro, Tetsuya, you guys are such kids.

Here's your chocolate parfait, Yuki.

Yippee, finally!

Hrmmmm...

Don't treat me like a kid!

Mmmm....

Open sesame...

Nothing beats chilling out in my cage.

And I get to peep at Miss Pink's panties all I want!

Creep-chan, you're so bad!

I KNEW they were black-

There have been numerous reports of children disappearing

in Saitama prefecture's Ageo City.

Families with small children are advised to use extreme caution.

That's awful.

Come to think of it, I didn't see any kids on the walk home.

Just lots of bubbles.

It's obvious! This can only be the work of the Gedol Empire!

Master!

I mean, General Yamaarashi!

To the Gachi Base!

Make it a gachi-great day!

The Gon-Gon Cafe is nothing more than a facade for the world at large.

No one realizes that above 30 meters in the sky lies

that secret stronghold of justice, the Gachi Base!

As you can all see,

children all over Saitama are being dissolved!

It must be the Gedol Empire!

They're gonna gachi-pay for this!

How could they do something so inhuman?

Why only kids, though?

Do we have any green onions?

We must defend the children from Gedol's minions!

Go forth, Serious Squadron!

Gachi!

Gachi Machine, heading out!

Suspended license

Wh-Wha?

We'll go to the elementary school!

We'll try the daycare!

I'll go to the kindergarten!

Could you slow down a little, boss man?

Gachi Rangers, go!

Road Closed

Shoot, I need another way!

Road Closed

I need another way!

Elementary School

Again?!

Why can't I get to the school?

Is this one of Gedol's traps?

I have an IQ of 200. How could I have been tricked?

You know, natto's actually not bad with this.

An hour later

Okay, let's go!

No, we're too late!

Silly Gachi Rangers!

Gedololol!

Jamara?!

The Gachi Jeep!

I like baked curry, too.

Up ahead!

Time to die boys and girls.

Oh no! Yuki!

On it!

Gachi Sidecar, fire!

I caught you, Admiral Jigokku!

So you've come, Gachi Red!

See if you can stop THIS.

Wait!

A time bomb?

Careful, Hiro.

Please, you have to defuse the bomb!

Leave it to me!

Only 30 minutes till this thing goes gachi-boom.

I'll have to take it apart here!

We just need to cut the right wire and we'll be safe.

I say yellow, Hiro.

Are you nuts? Red, all the way.

Eep, you pervert!

A daycare lady who wears black panties, huh?

I guarantee you, yellow!

No no, they're black.

Red!

Yellow!

Red!

Yellow!

Black.

It's seriously red!

Soulless Gedol snakes!

Is there no low they won't stoop to?

Pinchy, pinchy, pinchy...

Good morning! Go on.

Morning to you, too.

Gedololol!

I don't recognize those students...

Oh well!

Pinchy pinchy!

The Gedol Empire is bus-jacking this hunk of junk!

Now, when you get bus-jacked, you gotta sing the bus-jacking song!

Row, row, row your boat, gently down the streeeeeeam...

We're not singing any songs!

What the shell did you say?

Stop it! If you're mean to our teacher, I'll make you pay!

You little snot-nosed...