The Cosby Show

I'm Going To The Novelty Shop

To Get Some Things For Rudy's Haunted House Party.

What Are You Getting?

Well, I Don't Know

But You Know, I Am The Master Of Fright.

You Just Remember That They're Children.

No, I'll Take It Easy On Them.

Oh, Jeffrey Engels Called.

He's Coming Over In An Hour.

If He Comes And I'm Not Here, Ask Him To Wait.

He's Bringing Beth To Help Decorate The House.

He Also Wants That Drill You Borrowed.

Oh, Man, I Forgot I Had That.

You've Had It For A Month.

I've Had It That Long?

You Wanted To Put A New Shelf Under The Sink.

Your Drill Was Broken, So You Borrowed Jeffrey's.

The Shelf Still Is Unfinished.

Oh, But Wait A Minute, It's Almost Finished.

Check It Out.

Halfway Home.

I Don't Mean To Criticize

But We're "Halfway Home" On A Lot Of Projects.

You Have A Habit Of Starting These Things With Enthusiasm

But You Don't Finish.

That's Because Every Time I Start A Project

A Pregnant Woman Calls With Labor Pains

And I Have To Stop And Go To The Hospital.

When Will You Finish?

When I Retire.

Please Retire This Evening

Because You'll Need The Rest Of Your Life To Finish

All These Projects.

If It Makes You Happy

I'll Finish The Shelves Today.

That Would Make Me Very Happy.

If You Allow Me, I'll Also Give You A Dish-Towel Rack.

The Shelf Will Do.

All Right, Then I Shall Go Down And Do The Novelty Shopping

And I Will Also--

Madame--

If You Don't Mind

Pick Up A New Drill For Myself.

Fine.

And Maybe A Forklift Truck.

When Can I Open My Eyes?

Just A Minute.

Ooh, What Is It?

Eyeballs.

Eww!

Hah! Got You.

They're Just Grapes.

What's Going On?

We're Making A Haunted House.

Our Friends Are Going Through It Later.

You Should See The Coffin I Made.

It's Unbelievable.

Aren't You Too Old For This?

It Sounds Immature.

We Were Thinking You Could Be The Mummy.

The Mummy?

Yeah.

You Get All Wrapped Up In Bandages.

Then You Walk Around Like A Zombie.

If You Want, You Can Even Grab People.

Oh, Wow!

All Right, I'm In.

Rudy, What Are You Going To Be?

A Witch.

She Has To Be A Witch.

She's A Woman.

What's That Supposed To Mean?

My Brother Says Women Can Only Be Witches And Princesses.

I Don't Care What Your Brother Says.

I Can Be Anything I Want.

I Can Be Frankenstein.

Frankenstein Was A Man.

You Can Only Be His Wife

And She Was Ugly.

Well, Hello, Goblins And Goblinettes.

Hey, Dad, Check This Out.

When You Get To The Bottom Of The Stairs

It Flies In Your Face.

This Will Be Some Haunted House.

I'm The Mummy.

I Get To Grab People.

Wonderful.

I Think That

Combined With The Things I Just Bought From The Novelty Store

We'll Have To Open This House To The Public And Charge.

What Did You Get?

Here It Is.

It's Not Very Big, Dad.

You Don't Want It Too Big, Or People Will Know It's Fake.

Hah, Ya!

Ohhh!

Eee! Jigeee!

What Else Did You Get?

Okay.

Stand Back, Now.

You Ready?

Let's Say That You're Walking Down A Dark Street...

Eee!

Ahhhh!

Waggy, Waggy, Waggy.

Bite, Bite, Bite.

Bitey, Bitey.

Let's See What Else You've Got Here.

Hey, This Is Great.

A Power Drill.

We Could Really Scare Kids With This.

Oh, Wow! Oh, Wow!

A Real Drill!

That's Not For You.

The Power Drill Is For Me.

You People Are Sickos.

How You Doing, Beth?

How You Doing, Jeff?

Hey, Neighbor.

All Right.

One Skeleton Reporting For Duty.

And A Beautiful Skeleton She Is.

What's In The Bowl?

Something For The Haunted House.

Say What It Is.

Brains.

Want To Touch?

Well, Brains, My Goodness.

Did You Buy These, Or Was It A Gift?

Neither.

They're Really Wet Noodles.

Ohhh, Wet Noodles!

Ohhh!

Now I Have Something

For You, Too.

Try This On For Size.

Prepare Yourself.

Very Funny, Dr. Huxtable.

Rudy's In The Basement If You'd Like To Go Down There.

Okay.

Bye, Dad.

Have Fun.

Want To Take These Home, Scare Your Wife?

That's Great.

Great.

Oh, It's That Time Of Year.

I Just Need To Get One More Thing Before I Go.

Your Drill.

Yeah, I'm Finally

Building That Bird Feeder.

You Need A Drill For That.

And I Think I Have It In My Tool Chest.

And I'm Sorry To Have Kept It So Long.

Don't Mention It, My Dear Fellow.

It's A Great Drill.

Yes, It Is.

Did You Like

That Variable Speed Action?

Fantastic.

And That Non-Slip Handle?

Loved It.

Nice Toolbox.

Yes, It Has Three Different Trays.

Fabulous.

Yep.

You Have A Secret Drawer There?

No.

It Isn't Here

But I Think Wherever My Last Project Was...

Follow Me.

I Was Working On Some Stuff In The Kitchen

And I Think I Left It Under The Sink.

I Bet It's Hiding

Because It Knows I Have Work For It.

This Is My Last Project Here I Was Working On.

These Brackets, Your Drill.

Beautiful.

Would You Like A Drink?

No, Thanks.

I'll Just Take My Drill And Go.

Okay, Fine.

I Know That It's Here...

Somewhere

Because A Drill Just Can't Walk By Itself.

Well, This Particular Drill Does Do Almost Everything.

Just Look In Here.

Is That It?

No.

No, That's Not It.

What's That Over There?

Darkness.

You Don't Need Me

Breathing Down Your Neck Here.

I Have To Go To The Hardware Store.

I'll Come Back At 5:00.

Okay, And Then I'll Have It Polished For You.

Fantastic.

Yeah, Good. Good.

Okay, I'll Let Myself Out.

All Right.