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Cyborg, Beast Boy, kid I don't know...
Wait a second!
Who's the kid I don't know?
William Walter Thompson.
William Walter Thompson?
William Walter Thompson.
William Walter Thompson?
He goes by Walter.
But we calls him...
Wally T!
Wally T?
Wally T!
Wally T?
Wally T!
Wally T.
- Stop that! - Can't, bro.
- When someone says Wally T... - Wally T!
- You gots to say... - Wally T!
Wally T!
Wally T!
I see. And why is Wally...
This handsome young gentleman in the Tower?
- Psh! He doesn't know? - Man, what a knucklehead.
He's our number one fan, yo!
We have a fan?
Are you sure?
I thought everyone considered us an abomination.
They do. Everybody hates us.
Everyone except Wally Walls, right here.
A Teen Titans Go fan, huh?
I don't buy it.
Tell me, Walter,
do you like the Teen Titans!
Or the Teen Titans?
- As I thought. - Makes sense.
I don't blame him. I mean, animation-wise, really no comparison.
Well, I don't care, as long as you don't consider us garbage.
You don't consider us garbage, right?
That's good enough for me.
- Wally T! - Wally T!
Whoa, who is this?
That's our boy, Wally T!
Wally T!
You are mistaken.
This is no boy.
He is all man.
Walter is a big fan of the Teen Titans,
in general, not any one specific interpretation,
and as such, we fall under that umbrella.
We have the fan?
Yes, one.
So, this is him.
The fan that gives us our strength.
I always wondered what he'd be like.
What are you talking about, Raven?
As superheroes, fans give us our strength.
Their admiration and support actually creates an energy wave that fuels us.
Without fans, and in our case, one fan, we are nothing.
Don't you feel stronger just being in the same room as Walter?
I won't lie.
He does make me feel better about myself.
But a fan can't make you stronger.
Catch!
Whoa!
This is amazing.
This is all because of the T Walter Thompson Willy Wally Shamalamamamoo!
Oh, yes. And being this close to him is making us even stronger.
Look how strong he's making me now!
Arm's length, Raven.
Sorry.
If he gives us our strength,
then we gots to treat him like the king, yo!
Agreed. Now, Wally T...
Wally T!
I want to make your wildest fan dreams come true.
How does a Titan's Tower tour sound?
Then prepare for an all-access pass
that takes you behind the scenes.
And nothing is more behind the scenes than
the bathroom!
That's the sink.
And over there is the toilet.
I pee-pee in there.
We all do, man.
But not at the same time, Walter.
You must understand that.
It's a really great bathroom.
The only problem is that we're always running out of toilet paper.
That's because you all make toilet paper mitts, A.K.A. the mummy wrap.
So much waste.
You gots to, bro!
Check it, Walter, my man.
You wrap your hand in T.P. 'till it's nice and sealed,
that way you stay clean, whiles you gets clean, got it?
You should only be using two squares, max.
Two squares, max!
Fold it over, that it all the T.P. you need!
Hmm, does Walter really want to know all this?
He wanted all-access, he's getting all-access!
Now, where to next on the all-access tour?
The crime alert!
Gizmo is attacking the city with his robot army.
Looks like the next stop on this tour is the battlefield!
- Titans and Wally T! - Wally T!
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