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'A Grandma's mace!'
'Oshana Mount'
'Old Age Home Yudhapuram'
'Welcome to Mr Lal Jose'
We should take care of all his needs when he comes
Who is coming? Mohan Lal?
No, uncle, he is also a Lal
Lal Jose, a famous film director
You can ask him for a chance to act
Fat chance! I didn't ask when I was young
You think I would now?
Greetings
What are we waiting for? Can't we start the function?
Sure, in a bit, sir
We are waiting for our chief guest to come
So why was I invited?
Sir...you are a guest
The chief guest will be here in 10 minutes
Let me call and find out
'The subscriber you are calling is not reachable, please try again later'
'Before Lal Jose released 2 of his previous films'
Siby'cha?
Music?
Shaan Rahman
siWcha-a An? '
Sun“ Lavanya
Editing?
Lijo Paul
Get up, my W“!
Mummy costume?
Sameera Saneesh
Papa?
Production controller'?
Shinto Irinjalakuda
Siby'cha? Camera?
Vinod Illampally
'Get in.
'Why don't you take that bag off your back?'
Move in and let me sit
No place here
You can sit here
That's my boy!
Yesterday's game was very boring
Let's play something else
'Stone-paper-scissors'?
Good game Do you know to play?
If we walk behind like this...
Aflno girl will look at us
My papa often says it happens only in movies
But didn't you tell me your parents were classmates?
If your dad can then I can too
Sure you can!
I am going to our classroom You can keep standing here
Excuse me
Alan, that's your name, right?
I've been noticing you for quite a while
If you keep following me I'll complain to the teacher
I was just simply-
Was it simply?
No, not simply
Then?
I want to be your friend
See!
Following me around won't make that happen
We should get to know each other
What is your whatsApp number?
I don't have a mobile
Fool!
I don't have one either
We are not supposed to use mobile at this age
I asked your papa's number
Okay, I will send you a test message this evening
We'll take it up from there
Didn't I tell you?
First you should get to know each other
'A 13 year old girl becomes pregnant'
'The boy, her classmate under arrest'
'This incident reported from Kasaragod'
Sons like him is enough to bring shame on their fathers
Go inside and study
I came to get my book
Take it and go
'The boy who is now in police custody will be produced in the Juvenile court'
'Says Subinspector Sugunan Kurushery to the media reporters'
What happened?
Couldn't you lay hands on your papa's phone?
I managed to take it
But when I was checking for her message-
Who was that?
Granny
Granny? What in heaven is that?!
Haven't you heard of grandmas?
Papa's mother
I don't have anyone like that
Lucky fellow!
I have no peace at home
Meddling with it 24 hours
You are obsessed either with mobile or TV after school
Shouldn't you be studying?
What's the use of scolding him?
Pampered by his mother he will only be like this
And the father watches TV all the time
When will you ever learn to be responsible?
'That fellow needs a good spanking'
Haven't I warned you not to take my mobile?
Give it to me
You had better go and study
'Expert in unlocking all my passwords'
Sometimes you've asked me why I don't do my homework?
All because of her
'She won't allow me to do anything at home'
'She nagged papa to shift the PC from my room to the living room'
'As if that wasn't enough, she'll snitch to dad, wheneverl played games'
Siby! Look at what your son is up to?
'Playing games on the computer'
How many times I've warned you?
Shouldn't you be studying?
Sit here and learn your lessons
'Every time I watch a kids' program on TV she will come out of nowhere'
'She'll snatch the remote and sit to watch some Godforsaken religious show'
Get lost!
My neighbor Akhil used to come once in a while to play with me
She chased him away
He now calls her 'rowdy grandma'
Why does your grandma hate you so much?
But I'm better off com pared to my sister
Is it so bad?
So bad? I hate being in that house
Whatever I do is wrong
'I can't even sit quietly in my room'
What?
Why do you always sit with your door closed?
You have some hidden treasure in here?
It isn't normal for girls your age to sit behind closed doors
What's the use when her mother has no time to bother about her'?
'She never allows me to wear modern clothes'
No one in our family has worn such skim py dresses
Don't you have anything better to weal'?
Did you see how your daughter is dressed?
Go inside and change into a decent dress
'If I get a phone call she hovers around'
'Just to overhear or find out who called me'
'So nowadays Milind stopped calling me'
What?
Why can't I stand here? You continue
- I will call later - What the heck!
'She dislikes boys who drop in to see me'
'Immediately she'll dance like Goddess Kali in angry mode'
- Sabu sir liked her a lot - Is it so?
He says she looks like Mary teacher
Is he your friend?
Didn't you offer him a drink?
Go bring him something
I'll be right back
Where do you stay?
Quite close by At Edavasherry
So close by? Is that why you've barged in here?
Have you got sisters and mom at home?
Why don't you sit there instead of drooling here?
Under the pretext of 'combined studies'...
Aflcomes to flirt with girls
Clean shaven fool!
That is why I want to stay in the hostel
I'm not supporting you so I can eat tasty home food once in a while
But I think the dry 'roti' here is better than your life at home
Insist you want to stay in the hostel to your mom
If she goes away who will help me with the chores?
What about the maid Rajam ma you hired?
Brother, you shouldn't fidget like this
I can lie like this for as long as you want me to
She stayed forjust 2 days Cursed Siby'chetan and left
No maid will stay for more than a week
My mother-in-law will find some reason to send them away
Thrice a day I must cook a gourmet meal
And her menu differs daily
I must drop Alan at school and by the time I come here I'm half dead
You can always get a new husband
But not a new maid
How can you let her be chased away?
I blame only you
You should've told Siby'chan all this and controlled his mother's tantrums
Is your mother some kind of a 'chief whip'?
You find it funny
But I have completely lost my peace of mind
I swear it has been 2-3 months since I had a good night's sleep
Jean used to be docile
Even now she's a simple woman
But my mother keeps nagging her
At night she takes it out on me
But she adjusts to the maximum level possible
Then what's your problem?
If a wife maintains harmony at home what more can a man ask for'?
Don't you have a relative of yours working at the airport?
Yes, sir, a cousin who is a Customs officer
My daughter and her family are coming down next month from the US
With baggage exceeding the normal quota
Can you inform your cousin and ensure the duty fee is lessened?
But she is only a distant cousin
Not a close relative I will try my best
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