Girl 6

* spoke to me

* I can't believe it, but she spoke to me *

I'm Josh.

How are you this evening?

* close to me

* I never thought I'd get her close to me *

Don't be shy. All my friends are...

* now the moon and the sun belong to me *

* all my wildest hopes, my crazy dreams *

They seem more like reality.

* fantasy

* this girl fulfills my every fantasy *

Loving from a man.

* she must be

* specially designed by heaven just for me *

* just for me

* friends that gather, they see mystery *

* I look at her, and I see a masterpiece *

* she spoke to me

* I can't believe it, but she spoke to me *

* spoke to me

* I can't believe it, but she spoke to me *

* if she hurts me

* I'll take it all with open arms, you see *

* 'cause like a track under a subway train *

* she could roll all over me *

* and I'd still feel the same *

* 'cause today is the day she spoke to me *

* I can't believe it, but she spoke to me *

* close to me

* I never thought I'd get her close to me *

I'm stuck in some groovy wet dream.

* ooh ooh

I'm digging the scene.

* yeah, baby

Oh, yeah. That was so nice.

* 1, 2

* 1, 2, 3, unh

O.K., begin.

The only reason I have consented to doing this

Is because I wish to clear to my name.

Not that I care what people think,

But enough is enough.

Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on a minute.

Yeah, well, can I finish my monologue, please?

We're looking for the latest and the hottest.

O.K.?

You know, we're looking for the beauty of Halle Berry,

The sexiness of jada pinkett,

The... the soaring voice of Whitney.

Can you sing?

Yes, I can.

Don't talk.

Listen.

O.K.

We're looking for the range of Angela bassett.

We're looking for the total game.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

O.K. This thing... this movie is going to be big.

Bigger than big. Huge.

The greatest romantic African-American film ever made,

Directed by me, of course,

Told from the point of view

Of an African-American woman.

We got Denzel, Wesley, fish.

They're all signed up to play supporting roles.

What we need...

What are you looking at?

Because when you said their names as supporting...

Don't talk.

Listen.

O.K.

Now, this total package that I'm looking for,

We know... i know...

She's out there.

And I'll know her when I see her.

Now you can talk.

Thank you.

Ooh, let's see, where do I start?

Um...

I've been studying for several years.

I went to nyu.

Mm-hmm.

Done a little off-Broadway,

A little episodic television.

I can sing, I can dance,

And I can act, so if you pick me,

You can't go wrong.

Let me stop being shy. I just need a break.

A break. That's what I need, a break.

So, if you let me finish my monologue,

Then I can do the sides... Not now.

But I'd read the sides after.

First things first.

Um, stand up.

Okey-dokey.

O.K.

Hug the camera.

I want you to turn around.

Uh, wrong way.

Oops. Sorry.

Yeah. That's it.

Slowly.

And slowly.

Keep it turning.

The person we're looking for needs to ooze sexuality.

Very good. Bravo, bravo.

You may sit right back down.

All right.

O.K., now if you would just, uh, unbutton your blouse

So we can see your breasts.

What?

Could you unbutton your blouse

So we can see your breasts?

Is that required of the role?

I mean, nobody told me

I was going to have to take my top off.

Didn't Murray tell you that?

No, he did not tell me that.

Well, he fuckin' should've.

O.K., look.

This is kind of embarrassing.

O.K., um...

Yes, it's required of the role.

It's a major part of the role.

All right, and, uh...

We're not trying to be weird here,

But we're just professionals.

Hey, you know what?

I have a picture. I can go get it

At the house and bring it back...

This topless little number...

Whoa. Hold it. Whoa, whoa.

We got 75 fuckin' other girls to see here, o.K.?

I'm sorry. I don't mean to be abusive,

But what's it going to be?

Can you do it or not?

Come on, honey. We don't have time.

Just take your clothes off.

All right, all right. It's cool. It's cool. Everything's cool.

* they turn me on

* I don't care where we go *

Yeah.

* I don't care what we do *

Yeah, that's it.

* I don't care

That's great.

* just take me with you

O.K. Now, freeze.

Don't move. Don't talk.

I can't do this.

You can't do this?

You can't do what?

What the hell's going on here?

What is happening?

I'm sorry.

I mean, where do you find these girls?

Hey, look, come here.

Aw, shit!

* I don't care where we go *

* I don't care what we do *

Let her go!

Bring the next actress in here.

She better fucking know what she is getting into.

Then get me a fucking cup of coffee!

What in the fuck is your problem?

Why didn't you tell me?

If I would've told you, you would've never went.

How did it go, knock 'em dead?

I have never been so humiliated in all my life!

Cut the sturm and drang.

You want to be an actress, a star, you showed them your tits!

So what! Big fucking deal, all right?

Sharon stone spread her legs,

And look what happened.

When I saw that, I said to myself, "that's a star."

He didn't ask you to have intercourse with him, did he?

No.

Did you get the part?

I walked out.

You walked out on qt?

The hottest director in Hollywood.

I get you seen by qt,

And you bolt!

You know, maybe you and me should go in another direction.

Maybe somebody could do better by you.

Listen, the money that you owe me, keep it, all right?

This is too much aggravation.

You know, with my asthma and everything like that, it's not working out.

It's not worth it for me, o.K.?

You're absolutely right. It's not working out,

But that money that I owe you, I'm going to pay you back.

You better pay me back. Let me tell you something.

I respect you. You're a beautiful person. You're talented.

I wish you well, o.K.?

Peace. Out. O.K., bye. Talk to you later.

Who's on the phone? Who's on the line?

Qt. Qt! Q! Q!