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SO, WE WANTED WOOD.

WE DISCOVERED THAT THOSE EARLY FIBER GLASS TOWERS

WERE EXUDING SOME KIND OF TOXIC FUMES

CAUSING OUT LIFEGUARDS TO PASS OUT.

FASCINATING.

-WORK WITH ME, MCCLAIN, THIS IS HISTORY.

SO, THE COUNTY WANTED TO KNOW WHAT GRAIN OF WOOD.

I SAID, "WELL, NAUGHTY PINE WOULD BE NICE."

I MEAN, OF COURSE REDWOOD IS THE CHOICE,

STRONG, RESILIENT, 100% CALIFORNIA GROWN.

DAD, HE'S A BOY DOG, HE DOESN'T WEAR RIBBONS.

-YOU WANT HIM TO LOOK NICE FOR GINA'S PORTRAIT, DON'T YOU?

COME ON, ASSIST HIM.

-DAD, THE OTHER DOGS WILL THINK HE IS A CREEP.

-YEAH, BUT THIS IS FOR KATIE'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

HE'LL LOOK REAL PRETTY.

OWE! HEY!

OKAY, OKAY. NO RIBBON, COME ON BACK.

SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH ROCKY.

-COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, COME ON, COME ON.

EARTHQUAKE!

-RELAX, MCCLAIN, IT'S JUST A LITTLE SHIVER.

SHIVER?

-GROWING PAINS OF MOTHER EARTH.

WE SURVIVE EARTHQUAKES EVERY DAY.

THE EARTH IS CONSTANTLY CHANGING,

THE CRUST IS CONSTANTLY SHIFTING.

GIGANTIC PLATES INTERLOCKING, MOVING TOGETHER.

MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO,

THE PRIMAL MASS WAS FORCED TO PART,

CREATING CONTINENTS AND ISLANDS.

MCCLAIN, DID YOU KNOW THAT JAPAN

WAS ONCE A PART OF FRESNO?

SHE'S BEEN BURIED.

-WHAT? -LIQUEFACTION IS SHAKING

AND TURNS THE BEACH INTO QUICKSAND.

I AM IMPRESSED, MCCLAIN,

BUT A LITTLE SHIVER LIKE THAT...

MCCLAIN, MCCLAIN!

-DON'T PANIC, WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

-I'M OKAY. -JUST HOLD ON.

I TOLD YOU, I'M FINE.

HERE.

-YOU MEAN, THE EARTHQUAKE DIDN'T JUST SUCK YOU UNDER?

-OF COURSE NOT, I BURIED MYSELF.

IT'S COOL AND IT'S SOOTHING

AND IT REALLY TAKES OFF THE WEIGHT.

HOW SOON YOU'RE DUE? -ANY DAY NOW.

-I AM SURE THINGS WILL GO SMOOTH AS GLASS.

GINA.

THE TREMOR REGISTERED ABOUT 5.0

ON THE RICHTER SCALE.

-THE EARTHQUAKE'S OVER, YOU CAN COME OUT NOW.

NO, NEVER.

WE JUST HAD A LITTLE RUMBLE.

THAT'S COMMON AROUND HERE.

THERE'S SMOG AND A LOT LESS DANGEROUS.

-HONEY, THAT WAS JUST A FORESHOCK.

-A FORESHOCK? -YEAH, AS IN BEFORE THE BIG ONE.

CALIFORNIA IS GOING TO FALL INTO THE OCEAN ANY MINUTE NOW.

I KNEW WE SHOULD'VE NEVER LEFT NEW YORK.

I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT.

-WE'RE NOT GOING TO FALL INTO THE OCEAN,

AND, EVEN IF WE DO, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A SWIM.

KNOCK, KNOCK!

-YEAH? -WE'RE GOING TO GO?

I'VE BEEN WAITING ON YOU ABOUT 30 MINUTES.

COME ON.

YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT. COME ON.

WELL...

WE'RE A LITTLE NERVOUS AFTER THE EARTHQUAKE THIS MORNING.

I THINK I'D BETTER CANCEL OUT ON THE DIVE TODAY.

-NO, NO, NO, NO, DON'T BE SILLY.

YOU GUYS HAVE PLANNED THIS FOR A LONG TIME,

YOU SHOULD JUST GO.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

-WELL, IF YOU'RE RIGHT, I'LL MEET YOU BACK HERE,

AND, IF I'M RIGHT,

I'LL MEET YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.

PERISH THE THOUGHT.

YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT YOUR SKYLIGHT HERE.

I THINK THE QUAKE CRACKED A COUPLE OF PANES.

OKAY.

-BYE. -BYE.

GIVE ME THAT.

IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MOVE.

I MEAN YOU'RE TAUGHT ALL YOUR LIFE

THAT THERE'S NOTHING SAFER THAN STANDING ON YOUR OWN TWO FEET, RIGHT?

BUT WE'VE BEEN LIED TO ALL OF OUR LIVES.

EXCUSE ME?

-WHEN YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING, WHAT DO THEY SAY?

THEY SAY DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE ON SOLID GROUND.

WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD BE PLENTY WORRIED.

-SHAUNI, IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION.

-BUT IT UNDERMINES EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU SEE?

-ALRIGHT, TIME OUT HERE. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

IT'S NOT THE EARTHQUAKE, IT'S NOT LIKE THE FIRST EARTHQUAKE

YOU'VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.

-THE GROUND ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT IS SHAKY

AROUND HERE, EDDIE. I'M TALKING ABOUT US.

US?

WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THINGS ARE GREAT BETWEEN US.

-WE'VE BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER ALMOST EVERY NIGHT

AND YOU SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME.

I DO LOVE YOU.

-I NEED A COMMITMENT FROM YOU, EDDIE.

-LOOK, THIS ISN'T THE TIME OR PLACE.

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT IT LATER?

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ON PATROL, OKAY?

NO, WE CAN'T.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.

I MEAN, WE'RE HAPPY.

THINGS ARE GOING GREAT.

NEITHER ONE OF US WANTS TO SEE ANYBODY ELSE.

WHAT MORE OF A COMMITMENT DO YOU WANT?

I SEE.

WHAT, YOU SEE WHAT?

-THAT THIS IS NOTHING SERIOUS, NOT FOR YOU ANYWAY.

WHAT--

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

DO YOU WANT ME TO PROMISE THAT I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

AND THAT I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU?

I CAN'T.

NO ONE CAN.

SHAUNI, COME ON! HEY, COME ON!

WHAT DID I SAY?

ALL THE WRONG THINGS.

I WAS RIGHT, RIGHT?

-EDWARD, YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT WOMEN.

-WHEN I WAS A KID AND I WAS ABOUT 10,

IF I COULD'VE SEEN WHAT I'M DOING NOW, I WOULD HAVE DIED.

-YOU WERE SUCH A STIFF? -OH, ALL OF THIS.

WE'RE OUT HERE, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY, WE ARE SUITED UP,

WE'RE ABOUT TO JUMP INTO A WORLD OF ADVENTURE.

WORLD OF ADVENTURE, HUH!

THAT'S LIKE SEA HUNT,

ONLY WE'RE HERE INSTEAD OF SITTING HOME WATCHING ON TV.

I USED TO LOVE THAT SHOW.

I SAW ALL 177 EPISODES.

YOU ACTUALLY COUNTED?

I LIKED THAT SHOW SO MUCH,

I USED TO SIT AT HOME AND SCUBA DIVE IN MY BATHTUB

WITH A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES AND A STRAW.

FRIGHTENING.

-YEAH, ESPECIALLY WHEN MY SISTER WOULD PINCH MY STRAW.

-HEY, YOU GUYS GOING DOWN FOR A SWIM?

NO, WE'RE...

ABOUT TO PLUNGE INTO A WORLD OF ADVENTURE.

-YEAH. WELL, IF YOU SEE ANY HALIBUT DOWN THERE,

SEND THEM OVER MY WAY, WILL YOU?

YOU GOT IT! -ALRIGHT.

WE'LL FIND ONE, ONE OF THESE DAYS.

HELLO?

HI, GINA.

YEAH, WE'LL BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES.

UM, MAKE THAT 15.

YEAH, OKAY, BYE-BYE.

GET BACK IN THAT TUB.

ROCKY!

COME ON, GET IN THE TUB.

COME ON.

OUCH!

GET OUT OF HERE, COME ON!

GET OUT!

GET OUT!

COME ON.

WOW...

WOW! WOW!

THE BIGGEST EARTHQUAKE IN 50 YEARS

ROCKED LOS ANGELES TODAY, KNOCKING DOWN HOUSES,

DESTROYING SEVERAL FREEWAY OVERPASSES,

DISABLING PHONE SERVICE TO THE SOUTH LAND,

BREAKING GAS MAINS AND SETTING NUMEROUS FIRES

AND TAKING AT LEAST FIVE LIVES.