The first 200 lines.
2013, Seoul, Sangam-dong
Hey, I don't think one squid is going to be enough. You should cook 3 to 4 more.
Did they come to a housewarming party to eat? They should just nicely pour beer into their throat!
Oppa, pass me the mayonnaise from there.
Mayonnaise.
There isn't much left.
Aish, that's annoying.
Go to the store for me.
Give it to me. Let me try.
Are the squids going to take longer? Hurry up and bring them over.
Okay.
Na Jeong, don't blow out of your nose.
Ok, done.
Oppa is sorry.
Your age is forty three, forty three. Please grow up.
Oh, wow. Your skin is so nice, when you're turning forty, the day after tomorrow.
1994 Summer
What are you fretting over like that?
So in this world, there are only these two women.
From these two, you have to choose one no matter what and live with one. Which one will it be?
Oh man, you timid bastard.
It's hypothetical, "if".
Why are you fretting over it? I'm asking for fun.
Is it to date or to marry?
Starting with dating to marriage. The entire thing. Answer already.
Is it Na Jeong or Yoon Jin?
Then...
do you have to sleep with them?
Aish, really.
That's right. You'll sleep with them. Sleep.
Everyday, everyday, you guys will sleep together. Kids too, you'll pop out ten kids.
Until you're old and gray, you'll sleep together. You happy?
Yup.
Then, I'll pick Na Jeong.
Yes.
Don't be offended.
How about you?
Na Jeong for me too. I can never live with her.
See, look at her. Her eyes are going to shoot out.
I already have two votes.
All this time you guys were stirred by me. How did you guys manage to live in the same house as me?
Girl, you're going overboard.
Hey, it's because you're a push over compared to Yoon Jin.
That's not it, Hyungnim. I answered truthfully.
Na Jeong is much prettier and feminine.
Why are you being like that? Yoon Jin is cute. It wasn't that easy for me.
Then you, will it be Yoon Jin or Na Jeong?
For me?
For me...
Naturally, Yoon Jin.
Answer truthfully.
I did answer truthfully.
I usually like petite women freaking much.
I've always liked bright and positive women freaking much.
How about you, Doctor?
Who would you pick between the two?
Which one to date, from the two?
Well... I would...
Wait a minute! Wait.
Right? This kind of thing makes people quite nervous.
Doo goo , doo goo, doo goo (drum roll).
Will it be Na Jeong or Yoon Jin?
For me, Yoon Jin.
She is family. Family.
Then now, it's women's turn.
Yoon Jin, for you, from the men here, who would it be?
If you have to choose one person to live with?
What's with you? It's not me?
I'm disappointed.
Well anyway, one couple is formed.
Inwardly, Team Trash hyungnim is quite popular.
Hyungnim, since it was brought up, how about you two date each other?
Are you crazy?
Hyungnim. If you're to live with her, you have to put your life on the line.
Na Jeong, what about you? Only you left. Who are you going to choose?
? No matter how you like me now. ?
? That might be only for now.?
? Because ?
? That's... ?
? Your words ?
- Chil Bong. - Bong Bong. ? I just laugh off ?
Wow. Chicken.
? You wouldn't know my heart. ?
Episode 8 The choice of the moment that affects you for life ? I like everything about you ?
? but for me now ?
The chicken is here. ? it was a fear ?
By the way, what about me?
What are you guys doing?
Welcome. It's finished.
I can't win. I can't win.
What's wrong with your hair? Did you workout?
Let me borrow your hat.
My hat? Okay.
Give it to me.
? However, for some reason, everything is hard for me. ?
Sunbaenim, you got paged.
I need to go make a phone call for a little bit and I'll come back.
? There are only difficult things ?
? Woah, my heart ?
?Think about it. (Think about it). ?
Did something happened to Na Jeong?
I don't know. Do you have another hat?
Who carries around two hats?
? But sometimes I avoid it, turn my face away. Do you feel it? ?
Ah. You scared me.
? It's not because I don't like you. ?
What? Are you going to make a phone call?
Use this to make a phone call. There's a lot of money left.
The earth will have perished.
The mountain collapses, the land rises, and the sea splits.
Beast or men, they all died.
What?
The only people left on earth are me, you, and Yoon Jin. Only three of us.
You have to get married, have a child, and have to propagate our species.
Is it me or Yoon Jin?
Choose. Who?
Is it me or Yoon Jin?
? Love in the days I'm longing ?
Of course...
you, Na Jeong.
To me, is there any one other than you?
?There cannot be anyone else except you. ?
Where would I get this kind of fun toy?
Look at how your cheeks keep stretching.
You look ugly.
Turn into Da Seul.
You idiot! Ah. Seriously.
It hurts.
You wench. Even though I answered you, you still bullshit.
I'm saying I like you. YOU. You wench. I'm saying I'm choosing you! You!
Ah. That psycho.
Hey. In this world, there are only two women left, Na Jeong and Yoon Jin.
You have to date one of two people at any cost.
For me, Na Jeong. No matter what, Na Jeong.
Pharmacy
?Always on a rainy morning by chance my heart flutters.?
? I saw for a while my umbrella was the same as the red umbrella the girl was using. ?
Did you get a cold?
No..Yes.
What?
Please give me medicine for headache. Mild one.
Okay.
It's 2,000 won.
You gave me 10,000 won, right?
For the bandage, the digestive medicine, and the condom together.
I need to give you change of 4,000 won.
Yes.
Condom.
Hey, let me use your umbrella with you. I didn't bring mine.
That.. That earlier...
I didn't buy it to use for myself.
What I mean is, I'm taking class for the history of sexuality.
The professor said that
buying that is not a bad thing.
That we need to learn to buy that confidently.
So I bought it as an experiment.
It's true. It wasn't for me.
Bullshit.
Hey. It's true. You can ask Sam Cheon Po to see if it's true or not.
Hey, do you see me as (1,2,) 3,5,7,9?
What?
What I'm saying is do you just skim through when you look at me?
Although I look small like a bean, I'm an adult who knows everything an adult should know.
If you bought a condom, just say confidently that you bought a condom.
Why are you talking crap as if you've lost your mind?
Hey, there are many kinds of men in this world.
There are strong bright men who dream of platonic love when meeting a woman.
There are sex maniacs like you, who only always thinks about sleeping every day.
Hey. It's okay.
There are this or that kind of guys, that's why we say that the world is so strange.
Hey, we're at home. So I'll go in first.
You wash your dirty body in the rain and come in.
I'm going.
? My spirit is wounded. ?
? Time is waiting for solitude, solitude is waiting silence, and silence is wating for hatred.?
? Without being aware of it, time passed.?
You wench! You scared me!
Because of you I was more surprised.
I think Mari is going to change soon.
Even so, that's Shim Eun Ha.
Look how pretty she is.
Even if she turns into M, it doesn't scare me.
Really?
Of course.
She's changing. She's changing.
Oh my! Oh my!
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you guys doing? Are you guys having a couple-only party?
Hey, did you see it?
Hey, I'm asking if you've ever seen it? Have you ever seen me sleeping with a woman?
What did he say?
Hey! Hey!
Hey, to put it bluntly.
A grown adult is buying a condom, what's wrong with that?
You're a college student and you can't even understand that?
Hey, hey. If it's not you then it's fine, right? Why are you getting angry?
Obviously, there is something you're feeling guilty about since you're making such a fuss!
And speaking bluntly, what does it have to do with me that you buy a condom or not?
Why do you keep following me around and coming up with excuses?
I get it. I get it so go on with your own business.
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