Hawaii Five-0

So, uh, we have, uh, been together for, um, three years.

Four.

See, this is, uh, specifically what I am talking about.

I'm just correcting you.

Okay. Uh, four years.

It was three years, 11 months, two days-- exactly.

You done?

Detective Williams asked you a question.

When?

He asked if you were going to allow him to finish his thought.

I'm-I'm... Whose side are you on?

I don't take sides, Commander.

I'm an objective observer.

As you know, the governor asked me to oversee

the annual psychological audit of personnel,

and I was concerned by what Detective Williams had to say.

Thank you.

Okay. Yeah, fine.

So, we, uh, we don't... we don't agree on a few things,

but I don't see why that's such a big deal. Um, I'm gonna...

I'm gonna go ahead and stop.

"A few things." What?

A few things? We don't agree on anything.

Okay, name one.

Okay. Um, I never get to drive my own automobile.

And I don't understand why you're angry about that.

I mean, I'd think you'd be grateful

for being driven around.

He gets driven around all day, every day. Who am I? Miss Daisy?

Sometimes I like to drive my own car.

Sometimes you do drive.

Sometimes? Are you saying that with a straight face

in front of this woman? I... Do I...

Do you never drive your own car?

I don't always drive your car. No.

I get to drive my own car when you're not in it.

When I'm alone, I get to drive my own car. Yeah.

That's sometimes.

Okay, you know what? Okay, fine.

You want to know why you spend

so much time in the passenger seat?

Do you want to know? This should be fanta...

Yes, of course I want to know. I get carsick if I don't drive.

And he laughs. And he laughs-- first time I've told him that.

'Cause it's ridiculous.

'Cause it's ridiculous, okay?

He's a control freak.

He's a gigantic control freak.

It has nothing to do with motion, trust me, please.

Well, Detective Williams.

Yeah.

Commander McGarrett is sharing something

very personal with you.

Perhaps you could show him a little respect.

But he's lying. I'm not lying.

He's a Navy SEAL.

So what? What does that got to do with it? Okay, okay.

What does that got to do with it? Please stop.

I don't really want to be here, respectfully.

I'm sure he doesn't either.

But if you're not gonna be honest,

I'm gonna leave. I'm being honest.

- Gentlemen. - Yes.

This is a mandated review. Mm-hmm.

So let's continue, shall we?

Fine with me. Yeah. It's good.

Why don't we shift gears a bit.

All right.

Describe how you two first met.

Hands up! Don't move! Who are you?

Who are you? I am Detective Danny Williams.

Lieutenant Commander Steve McGarrett.

This my father's house. Put your weapon down right now.

No, you put your weapon down

and show me your I.D.!

You show me your I.D., right now!

I'm not putting my gun down.

Neither am I.

Four years ago...

Governor Jameson asked me

to start a, uh, major crimes task force.

And Danno...

I'm gonna stop...

You see, he knows that I don't like that.

You're right. Excuse me, Sir Daniel.

Th-This... is going right off the rails...

Okay, okay. Come on, come on. I'm teasing, all right?

Right after I started the task force,

Detective Danny Williams was my first hire.

You got no choice, Detective.

Governor gave me jurisdiction on making you my partner.

We're gonna get along great.

Right. I personally wouldn't call it,

um, a "hire."

It was more like a kidnapping.

A ransom. It's the kind of thing, I didn't have a choice.

I liked his sense of humor.

You know, his personality.

You're right. I don't like you.

When you're getting shot at,

it is nice to reflect on what a nut job

this guy is.

Tell me about the others.

Well, after Danny signed on,

we recruited Chin Ho Kelly.

I can't be a cop anymore.

I'm the last person the department wants

to see wearing a badge.

He was fired from the HPD at the time.

That's right, but we straightened that out.

Yeah, and then, uh, Kono Kalakaua--

that's Chin's cousin-- she was next.

I'm told she wasn't even a police officer at the time.

So your cousin tells us

you're graduating from the police academy next week.

How'd you like to earn a little extra credit before you do?

Yeah, she was a few weeks away

from graduating from the academy.

But, uh, we needed a female, you see? And she fit the bill.

And just recently, we recruited a former HPD SWAT commander

named Lou Grover, from Chicago.

We want you to join Five-O.

So five people make up the Five-O task force?

Yeah, but we're, uh... we're more than a task force, you see.

W-We're 'ohana.

Why the look, Detective Williams?

Oh, no, n-no look.

Um, I guess I was just, uh, agreeing with him...

for the first time.

I think we're good.

You're doing great, honey. Keep going.

Keep going. I can't.

Come on, just a few more steps.

The view... it's fantastic.

Hey, now.

You haven't turned around once.

Well, what can I say? I've got the best scenery right here.

Well, this "scenery" is gonna need an afternoon

at the spa after this.

Deal. Now hustle; we're almost there.

Trust me, you're gonna love what you see.

Race ya? You're on.

What is that?

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Aren't you gonna rinse off?

I'd rather watch you.

Get over here.

You take such good care of me.

Have you thought any more about what we talked about?

Ugh, I'm sorry.

Hey, it's okay.

You got to take it, right?

Yeah.

Hello?

Yeah. Yeah, I got it.

I'm on my way.

Adam...

Hey...

don't ever apologize for doing your job, okay?

Go. I'll take the boards home.

Okay. All right.

I'll see you later.

I'm heading to a crime scene.

Diamond Head trail.

In case you lose me.

What do we got, Lou?

Two dead.

Name of Todd Sands and Tracy Powell.

Both schoolteachers on the mainland.

I found this on the male Vic.

Apparently, he was looking for a romantic spot

to pop the question.

Any witnesses?

Just the birds.

These are 7.62 rounds.

This is military issue.

Mahalo, Commander McGarrett.

You saved me a trip to ballistics.

You're welcome, Max. What do we got on the victims?

They appear to have been shot in close proximity.

How close? Dr. Shaw, care to opine?

Well, based on several identifiers,

including multiple through-and-throughs,

I'd estimate ten to 15 feet,

with a trajectory of approximately 45 degrees.

All right, who's your friend, Max?

This is Dr. Shaw.

She's a recent graduate of Johns Hopkins University.

I will be mentoring her in the medical arts.

Oh. Well, lucky you.

You must be Detective Williams.

Yeah.

I have given her the full heads up.

You gave her the heads up on what?

It's all true.

I'm Steve McGarrett.

Welcome aboard, Dr. Shaw.

Nice to be aboard.

Okay, I don't get it.

So, if they were attacked