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With tuna.

With tuna.

With tuna.

Skinny dipping time.

It's amazing!

- Again? - Come on!

Fabulous!

- Come on in, Carla! - I'll deejay from here.

- Come on. - No.

Idiot.

Take me on a piggy-back ride!

- Sorry. - Carla, stop.

You're a genius, you don't need to study for your uni entrance test!

The flight was crazy, also because I had one of my usual panic attacks.

Solta is one of the least known islands in Central Dalmatia.

Perfect for families and relaxing.

- Selena's fantastic, guys. - Ariana's much better.

- She's had plastic surgery. - What are you saying?

I'd have chosen a week in Ibiza, but you know my mother.

I would pay to have a mother like yours.

Okay, I propose a toast to this present she's given us.

To the end of high school!

We're free at last!

Josko, listen.

Photo of the day...

- Try again. - Come on Lavinia, help me.

Hi.

What's up? We said we'd film everyone and everything.

Where do you want the photo?

What do you reckon?

Cute.

I don't know, I think he wears a ring.

- Come on, Carla. - Okay.

I might lose signal for a while. Chat later.

I find him sexy.

He could have a big one.

Think so? You can't tell from here.

Try touching him and you'll see.

It wouldn't take that much.

You get more and more stupid.

She always has been.

Sad.

Sluts.

Ugly.

Cute. What do you say?

We look like your assistants. As always.

- Precisely, it's my profile. - God, not even drinking helps you.

- I won't tag you if you don't want me to. - Whatever.

Anyway, I have some really compromising videos.

If he ruins your holiday, I'll send my friends from Formia.

He's just a bit jealous but he makes me happy.

He's brainwashed you because he's older than you.

I want to relax now, thanks.

- Hey. - Hi, baby girl.

- How was the trip? - Fine.

Did they give you the usual boat?

No, it's a little older than last year's one. But really cool.

That's the first time they've done that. How's the skipper?

He seems okay.

- All good with the girls? - Yes, they're happy. Here she is.

- Hi, Silvia. - Hi, Charlie.

They said to say a huge thank you.

- Are they happy with the itinerary? - Yes, really happy.

- But you must be baking hot... - It's unbearable.

Let me know if you need anything...

Of course.

Be careful, okay?

Yes, okay.

- Dad says hi. - Thanks.

- Bye. - Bye.

Where are the seasickness pills?

Here.

Wait five hours before taking another.

I know, but I can't.

I dropped my phone in the sea.

Fuck, I dropped my phone in the sea!

We start with thrilling experiences. Follow us on our adventure.

This place is dead.

- You never listen to me. - They probably sell fake phones.

- Such an optimist. - I'm objective.

Top of the class.

Because she was forced to.

- Otherwise she would've become a junkie. - Nice.

Today's video got 30 likes, girls!

30 likes.

- You're too old for Musical.ly. - Who gives a shit!

- Come on, Dani, we have to go. - Photo.

There she is.

That's right, passionate. Like that, passionate.

- A little more Gigi, please. - That's right.

And now Belen. Go Belen!

Go Belen!

She looks more like a porn star.

There she goes!

That's great! Go, girl

Do you like it?

Let me see.

Cute!

What do you think?

You're kidding, right?

You've seen our house.

- How's it going? - No luck, like you said.

He says you might find an older model on the next island.

Yes, I understood.

- You can use my phone. - Yes, but I have to study.

- No luck? - No, unfortunately.

Lavinia, can I use it...

Giovanni.

- Cute. - He's on an island too. It's a sign.

- Let me see. - One moment.

- Don't log out okay? - Okay.

- Log in via internet. - Yes, I'll download the app.

This place gives me the creeps. I'm going to the boat. Are you coming?

- Bye. - Bye.

Hey, I couldn't find a cheap phone on the island,

but you can write to me here.

I hope tonight's concert goes well.

Take some videos then send them to me, okay?

Bye.

My battery's running low.

- Let me text my parents. - Come on.

That idiot's even forgotten her bag.

Maybe you should drink some water.

Lavinia says I shouldn't, but she could have told me before.

Listen, if you want, I'll tell him.

Remember this is the first time it's happened to me.

I can do the test online and I've done a backup.

What was that piece by Satie we listened to last summer?

I don't have as much data as Lavinia. Okay?

We've been together six months

and you haven't come out with us once.

- Why should I? - You'd understand a lot of things.

That he's sick?

Being alone makes you really superficial.

He's sent you a song.

Stop it! Give me that phone.

I'm sorry Jenny got sick.

I reckon she was jealous that we were coming on the boat with Lavinia.

Or maybe she was upset she couldn't lick you all over.

- Listen Ca, that grosses me out. - Oh God, I want to vomit.

- And anyway, I'm not alone. - Followers aren't real people.

And what do you know about it?

You know I love you, right?

- What the fuck did we drink? - I don't know.

What do you mean, didn't you bring it?

Okay, how's it going? Tell me everything.

Good, good.

I'd have preferred to not to be sleeping alone, but...

I've already said I'm sorry.

- How's Carla? - I don't know, she's okay.

Actually no, she's not really.

She told us she didn't suffer from seasickness...

but she does suffer from seasickness, so it's a mess,

these fucking pills...

Lavinia?

Can you hear me? Hello?

Damn this phone! Can you hear me?

- Hey! - I can't hear you!

Honey, I'll call you later from home.

The first story,

I mean the first thing about the story you post always has more views.

- For the simple reason that. - Yes, because people get bored.

Because you click it and swipe.

- No, wait... - I know what you mean.

...if you scroll through you see Cicciobello, then you and then Cicchirillo.

I only watch the first one.

When they go from Cicciobello to Cicchirillo they have to pass yours, but then...

- Precisely. - After half a second they get bored.

So no one gives a fuck about you. - Exactly.

- Ah, okay. - That's sad.

Yeah, it's bad,

but it's important to see how many views the second one has,

and above all if the people who are watching the first one, are also...

Analysis of a story.

Only post one story a day, to see how many views it gets.

No, you have to post two.

The intelligent thing would be to post two,

like those that view the second one are your best friends. Yes...

- Those are your faithful followers. - Your devotees.

Then if you post five or six, they watch all six.

Yeah, sure.

Those are the stalkers.

Hey, I can't sleep, it's too hot in here.

So I'll make the most of it and study, and hope you're fast asleep.

Chat tomorrow. Bye-bye.

Every event that takes place in the universe...

transmits a signal of some kind, with electromagnetic waves...

He's 50 and has a belly.

Josko. Listen...

Photo, friends...

We said we'd film everyone and everything.

Now we know Carla and boats don't get along.

- I'm not feeling better. - Just stay lying down...

Look how beautiful Carla is when she's about to throw up.

Come on, Dani! Leave me alone.

Listen, Carla, I'm sorry.

Haven't you deleted it yet?

No, it got loads of likes.

"You've got a flabby ass."

"You should've fallen in the sea with your vomit."