Miss Granny (20 Once Again) (重返20岁)

- Xiang Xinran -Mom

Hey!

You two!

Mom

Come Qianjin

- Hey!Go Away! -Why should I?

- Just move! -I'm not going!

- Go! -Come here.

- This is my seat! -Okay, sit still.

You are so annoying.

I'm your big sister, you must listen to me.

Okay, look at the front.

-Okay. -Okay.

One, two, three!

Look right here, please.

"Non-Appreciation of Old People"

Students

The elderly,

they are in every household

Today, let's talk about the elderly

OK

So, who wants to describe the elderly?

The older they are, the uglier

They don't take good care of themselves...

...when they're younger

When they fall, nobody dares to help them up

All their teeth are gone, so they can't eat anything

They eat so slowly...

...and still talk on and on

They move so sluggishly and become a burden to everybody

They worry about everything and anything you do offends them

They're senile

And wet their pants

They expect people to give up their seats on buses

Well, you pretend to be asleep

Quiet

Senior Citizen's Card

You continue napping

I'll provide some shade, it'll be more comfortable

What on earth is going on?

Everything that has been said...

...has been about their shortcomings

It seems nobody wants to spend time with the elderly

But have you ever considered...

...that one day you too will become old?

Who here knows how to fight aging?

More exercise

That is one way

Take good care of ourselves early

Why not just go to Korea...

For botox?

Think harder

ls there any other way to prevent ourselves from aging?

Nobody has said it

It seems I need to call on students

So I Will

Xiang

Xin

Ran

Xiang Xinran

Xiang Xinran

Come, stand up and answer my question

He's calling on you

Xiang Xinran

Please stand up and answer my question

What can be done to postpone aging?

What else is there?

Worst comes to worst,

I'll just kill myself after thirty

At the time, I really felt that way

3 Bamboos

Kong

Wasn't I pretty in my youth?

Very

Wasn't I a good singer?

Yes

Hurry up, it's almost dark

What's the rush? Five Bamboos

Kong

What?!

Back when you were thirty,

I really should have given you a hand

I didn't need it

If I wasn't so worried about our Guobin,

my noose would have been ready

Are you serious?

No

If I died, what would happen to Guobin?

Back then, life was so difficult

Looking back now,

forty years gone in a flash

I've suffered it all

Did I ever complain?

You shouldn't

Didn't you insist on marrying Guobin's father?

TRUE

I may have married the wrong man,

but I gave birth to the right one

Our Guobin is not only handsome,

he takes care of me,

and he's a college professor

What about your kids?

Let's play

Seven Character

Your tiles...

Old Li, you are looking at two players' tiles

That's not fair

Just because your son is a loser,

don't take it out on Old Li

What about my son?

What a mess...

Who are you talking about?

Who? What has my son ever done to you?

I'm talking about my tiles

Everybody knows about Guobin already

Professor at a top university

Exactly

Let's play

Exactly, what did I say wrong?

Our Guobin...

...specializes in researching social issues of the elderly

If it wasn't for him,

this place would have become a real estate agency long ago

Then where would you all be playing mahjong?

Green Dragon

- Seven Bamboos -Mahjong

Pure hand, two Kongs

You knew she wanted Bamboos, why keep offering them?

Do you even know how to play?

It was a lone tile

Why'd you do that?!

He played it right

I could tell that you were building a pure hand

When she played Seven Character, why not declare mahjong?

You wanted a self-drawn win

You deserve to lose

What kind of playing style is this?

6-6-8 Bamboos?

How can this be a winning hand?

Wait a minute

This doesn't count

I don't believe it

- You owe us three money -Hand over the money

I wanted to remind you just now

I...

...just read the tile wrong

Who plays like that?

Let's restart

I'm done

I've got to make dinner for my son

Even if my son is a loser, he still needs food after all

Don't be a sore loser

I can't play anymore

Young man

You people,

if you don't want to play, whatever

- Can I help you? Aunt Chen -My dog is thirsty

Bring him some water

Mineral water

Ok, I'll take care of it

All day I hear Guobin this, Guobin that

It's enough to drive me insane

You dare talk about Guobin like that?

If your Guobin is so exceptional,

how can he bear to see you wear...

...such shabby shoes?

Good ventilation

Brother Li

Let me show you something

Here

This is my passport photo

It looks very nice

Looks nice, my ass! What a ghastly face

It would look great on your funeral altar

Brother Li

You can have the photo if you like it

Where are you going?

I'm going to America

My daughter calls me every day...

...begging me to stay with her awhile there

So what

But there's nobody to care for my dog

Brother Li

Why don't you help me while I'm gone?

I can't, I don't know how to care for a dog

I don't know how to care for a dog

I think you should hurry over to America

Have your foreign son-in-law take care of the dog

I do what I want, none of your business

You don't even own a passport

If you're so great, why don't you have your son...

...take you to tour around America?

Let me tell you something

Say what you want about me...

...but don't talk about my son

What?

Want to fight?

I say what I want, so what?

Bullshit professor at a bullshit university

Let's stop this