Bangla

Hi there! I'm sorry, I did not hear the bell. She was dancing on the bar.

You were quick.

Better be. Every time I arrive late, I removed three euros from my salary.

I will give you a good tip if you arrive late ea your next installment.

Come in, I'll find the cash.

Well, I'm in trouble.

I left my wallet in the office.

If I do not have the money, they fired me!

- I have a way out of this - a way out?

The pizza is in your charge. I know how to return the favor.

Wait!

What a shy! So cute!

What is your name?

My name is...

I do not remember my name.

Phaim, wake up. You're late

Breakfast is ready. Move on!

Do not close the window. Stinks here.

bengali

My name is Phaim, I am twenty years.

It may seem that I am black, but really I'm Italian,

or something in between, as a cappuccino:

50% Bengali, 50% Italian

100% y un chico "Torpigna".

Torpigna, abreviatura de Torpignattara

It is the neighborhood racially mixed of Rome.

Piazza Vittorio has become elegant, so we are now the border.

I was born a couple of years after my parents moved to Italy.

Lately, there is much anticipation about Torpigna

and especially people black, immigration, aggression

And things like that.

True, there are literally all kinds of people here.

It is globalization, as they say.

When walking, always smell lasagna, curry and kebab

everything mixed. It is a psychedelic experience.

Torpigna gangs in three main: aliens,

the hipsters...

Do not you dare! Go back to your gang.

And finally, the Elders.

If you 're not from an Italian family of three generations, to say the least,

You are a foreigner.

Most foreigners come from Bangladesh, but they are different from me.

They have a shitty accent, and his clothes are even worse.

- How much for a beer? - Two "ieuros"

- How much are the umbrella? - Five "ieuros".

Always feel cold. And that of the tissue in the ears?

Why not buy a hat?

Why do not you buy an umbrella?

Is not raining.

But it will rain.

Hipsters moved a few years ago: real estate is cheap here.

They are people of film and art. Some do not work at all.

They are inbred and their babies have names art.

They're always broke,

however, squander money on everything organic and cocktails.

Cocktails for business meetings, yes.

For the elderly, "foreigners" were "people from the other side of town."

The neighborhood changed right in front of his eyes, and now feel lost.

Always they complain about everything. It is not racism, it 's just a habit.

They do not use WhatsApp and only watch public television.

When old you can not help it .

Matteo has been sitting here since the founding of Rome.

I think they built the park around.

Whenever I need it , I give me advice.

Hello, Matte '

I'm not a pizza delivery.

Here is my workplace. I am a "steward"

It is not hard work.

I avoid people to take photos,

birlen damage or works of art.

The only drawback is that time never passes.

But neck.

He is Fede, my co-worker.

We have much in common.

Fede is an artist.

A kind.

It fits perfectly.

Everything was white. white mist

As whipped cream.

Then I saw two long ...

horns protruding from the fog.

It was right in front of me.

Does the Svalbard reindeer?

I had never seen an animal so beautiful and majestic.

I've heard this story a hundred times less.

Before moving to Italy, my father was a boy.

He traveled all over the world without leaving the boat.

When he came here, he worked as a salesman walking oldest work of the world.

Selling roses, scarves, lighters, necklaces, bracelets.

He paid his debts. Working my ass broke.

He bought a van, started his own business and went ahead.

At the same rappers.

Is there more lasagna?

Enough lasagna! It takes a little biryani.

Mother is like North Korea: What do your way and ready.

She always has something to say.

Just stays quiet when they pass their favorite TV series.

Is a Bengali band moving to London,

The city of dreams and opportunities.

He hooked to London. He wants to move there.

- Eat something else. - I'm on a diet, Mom.

Until I get married.

She's my sister, atomic one rompebolas!

We've always been somewhat conflicting.

You're a fool.

It is on the faculty of law. He has been dating for two years Rajib.

He is with her because it's not very smart.

- What? - No matter how hard you try.

That thing is not going away.

- At the least I did not smell bad. - Who smells bad?

Enough! Shipon, Say something to your children!

Terminad your meal both.

- always the idiot! - Do not make a fuss.

Or that thing could explode.

If you are minimally awake, you must have understood that I am a practicing Muslim.

Do not drink, do not smoke or eat meat of pork, obviously.

Not to mention sex before marriage.

Today we talk about taboos.

No drinks and no pork: That's fine for me. But without sex ... it annoys me.

I try not to think about it, but it's impossible.

Sex is everywhere: all talk about it, all fornicate!

Except me and these losers.

Polygamy in Islam does not mean

that force you to marry more than one woman.

It 's just an option allowed by our religion.

I ask you something something. Do you think that Italy allows polygamy?

It is against the law. I'd put in jail.

Exactly.

But we must understand the rules

Muslims must meet when they choose polygamy.

It is interesting to note that

during the war practiced polygamy

For economical reasons

When men die, women and children were alone.

Do you think that we have ten wives just for fun? You are wrong!

Tangir plays guitar.

The two band together.

The name of the singer smart is Shoshi.

Fayruj plays bass. Always you have trouble getting into the rhythm.

Bengali folk music played.

But lately we've been introducing new sounds.

Too new, perhaps.

This is my life, more or less. I can not complain about that.

I have a job ... a kind of family quite normal, friends ...

Only one thing missing.

Right. That's what I'm talking about!

Never take your medicine when I say it .

It's a bum. I have to do everything myself.

When I ask you to do something, he never met.

You're done? Snipers are about to shoot.

There is only one box.

Yes, good anymore.

Leave it alone. You're making a mess.

- Damn - Your mother is exploiting you!

I failed my entrance exam to college three times. I'm on a barrel.

You should get some respect for it!

Survival is more important than respect.

¡You're going to die here!

Friends do not lie, huh?

We know from elementary school.

In addition, we are in the same band.

But, and pretend not to be rude, I'm out of reach.

You're here. No, down here.

Yesterday I saw a girl so good on the bus ...

- I like all the girls you see. - What's the matter with you?

- I do not like Italian girls. - Poor girls. I do not know.

Does your mother does not like?

- What about my mother? - She always gets in your way.

I do not know why I do not like.

A You do not like mushrooms, right? I do not like Italian girls.

I tell you why I do not like:

you do not even notice.

- I just do not like it none. - Is it because they smell bad?

- Italian girls stink? - But bad.

- What smell? - A pig.

- Italian girls smell pig? - I swear!

As Viennese sausage, frankfurters ...

- Why not bacon? - - Yes, pancheta. We are in Rome

- No way. - I know.

Our first concert. However, it is not a paid gig.

It is a contest.

However, eventually we will play for a proper hearing.

Let's give it all!

What kind of place is this? Let's get some disease.

I think it was a bad idea to sign up for this.

- Why did not you come before? - Let's get out of here!

- we do not even notice. - Insurance.

Well, it's true, I'm not choosy. I like them all.

But this girl here's something.

What kind of place is this?

I've never seen such a beautiful girl.

I'll buy you a drink.

Any time you felt so much urgency for a slice of pizza,

you need to eat one in the act or die?

That's how I felt.

- Where are you going? - Come here, you 're next!

Do not be stupid, say something.

Remember that musician you! You're on the wave!

Do you have a residence permit?

What?