The Tricky Master (千王之王 2000)

"Macau"

"Secretary of judiciary of the coloane jail"

Who is he?

He is Master Wong, he is a sWindler.

He is very popular here.

He is greater than the Great Four.

He tips on horse races are alWays sharp.

I don't believe it!

My nickname is the judge of the casino.

No one dares to cheat in front of me.

- Give me an autograph. - Enough, We'll continue tomorroW.

They said that you are a famous sWindler.

It is a rumor, that's all.

You are really cocky! Let me play a hand With you.

If you lose, I get to give you ten punches a day.

And, for a Whole year.

If I lose, you get to smoke free for a Whole year.

Very risky! Please don't!

What did you say?

What are the rules?

If you can find the Ace, you Win.

Which one is Ace?

It's gambling anyway, let's bet more.

If I lose, you get to hit me With a stick...

hundred times a day for the Whole next year.

If you lose, just let me hit you once With the stick.

- OK. - We have a deal!

This one...No.

This one...No!

This one must be Ace.

Very good...

Give me the stick.

Awesome! Master Wong is great!

Forget it! Do you think I dare to hit you?

just give me a smoke, OK?

OK...Help yourself.

Thanks!

Master Wong, you are aWesome...

The Masked-man calling Leung Fon...

Leung Fon is here, over.

What is the situation noW in school?

Very quiet.

We're informed that the kidnappers...

Will come to kidnap the Billionaire Ho's daughter.

You have to protect her by all means.

Sir, don't Worry!

Miss Ho Will be safe under my protection.

There are so many kinds of people.

Someone thinks that because her family is rich...

then she can be proud to do Whatever she Wants.

I hope she Would be dumped acid on her face.

Do you see that bitch With glasses at the front roW?

She alWays challenges me!

Take her to the bathroom and teach her a lesson.

I am here to protect you only.

Please take care of your oWn problem.

I am not your hitman.

If anything happens to me, are you going to be responsible?

If I Were your dad, I Would have fed you shit.

Good!

Where is she?

Leung Fon, What are you doing?

We are trying to get to knoW each other better.

Is this the proper Way?

We are studying kung fu.

It hurts...

Why don't you quit school and go start a career in japan.

I Will...

Out.

"l Won't harrass the female classmates anymore."

Sir, is something happen?

Emergency, go up to the roof in one minute.

Remember, in one minute!

Sir, is something Wrong?

Hurry doWn to the ground floor and check if there're any ants on the floor.

Yes Sir.

Sir, there is no ant on the floor.

Go up to the roof and check if there are any grasshoppers.

Yes Sir.

Sir, there are lots of grasshoppers on the roof.

Dismiss.

Gentlemen.

can you tell me hoW you knoW that I am an undercover?

Look, a police acting as a student to protect rich man's daughter.

Reporters again.

I have to improve my make-up skill.

Let's go.

What?

Let her go.

What the hell? Why are you alright?

I Was almost exhausted. But luckily...

I used Yeah!

I've become very energetic. Very good.

Let her go.

Hurry...

Don't move.

Go...

Sir, do you Want some herbal oil?

It's OK, I have bandaid.

That's better.

Gas?

The Whole room is loaded With gas. I dare you to shoot.

If I shoot,

the gun Will generate sparks Which Will start an explosion.

The Whole room Will explode. What should I do?

I am scared to run the 4 x 100 relay.

Because I don't like to finish last.

Do you knoW What our opponents scare the most?

What?

It's you! Your armpit stinks.

They are afraid to get close to you.

Luckily I carry around With me a box of "Silencer" lemon tea.

Sir, I have successfully stopped Miss Ho from being kidnapped.

Please don't send me to do this kind of loW-class undercover case again.

I have acted as lawyer, doctor, nurse...

Druggy, gangster, student...

jacky chan, Andy Lau, Leon Lai...

Even that scary old lady Elizabeth Taylor.

I don't Want to do this kind of stupid case again.

We Will discuss it in my office tomorroW morning.

Sir, I have decided not to take on easy jobs.

Look at me, I am gifted.

I should be carrying out some very big case.

just tell me everything you don't like about me.

You Want my hair to go straight, and I'll folloW your order.

But...Sir...

Sir, hoW come you don't seem happy?

You bastard have got some guts.

I Will soon put doWn my gun and kick his ass.

Wait for it.

My nickname is Masked-man.

Don't talk shit about me again.

Sir, if you don't let me do something more challenging.

I am going to quit.

We Will talk again after you put aWay your things first.

Sir, no matter What,

you have to let me handle this big case.

I Will get it done.

Sir, talk to me.

crazy!

I knoW you are the Masked-man. You are fooling me.

Sir, I have been a cop for seven years.

I am honest and smart.

I only have one girlfriend for all these years.

I've never slept With a hooker before.

The only time I Went to a massage place because I Was drunk.

I saW brother Kai Ying!

I am a super, good, and nice police.

Damn, tell me earlier that you're not my boss.

You've dragged me to deep shit.

You guessed it right, but you don't trust yourself.

HoW can you go against the SWindler Ferrari?

Ferrari?

Yes, this cheater makes money faster than Soros.

This cheater lies better than clinton.

He is the Handsome Dragon Ferrari.

Recently he helps the foreigners to crush the stock market.

He has a neWspaper Which alWays harms Hong Kong's reputation.

He steals money from the stock market. And sells pirate VcD too.

The Worst thing is that...

he gets all the beautiful girls.

And leave the ugly ones for us.

He should be executed for this.

Sir, don't Worry,

I Will go catch him for you.

OK! You moved me. I Will send you.

If you are successful, you Will be promoted.

Thank you, Sir.

Guess What I've bought for you?

Kentucky fried chicken!

I haven't seen you for two Weeks.

Don't you try to trick me, take off your mask.

What are you talking about?

- What are you doing? It hurts. - I am hungry, anything to eat?

Yes...

Sorry, I thought you Were my boss.

I have been in love With you for seven years,

and you can't recognize me!

You're not get used to it, that's all.

Don't get mad! What's Wrong?

My brother-in-laW Will celebrate his birthday. You've to go With me.

I don't knoW your brother-in-laW that Well.

You should at least go meet my sister.

We Will see! I have accepted a very important case.

What case?

Who is she?

I don't knoW! May be my boss.

See you tomorroW morning at 9 at the beach.

God is fair to me.

I Was born to be an undercover. With my handsome look and Wisdom.

I finally get to go against tough opponent like Ferrari.

In this beautiful morning.

I came to this beautiful beach.

Asshole...Leave.

Since the person I am supposed to meet hasn't shoWed up yet.

So, I've decided to try Water cycling.

This girl is so cute.

When I saW her, I have a very fresh feeling.

It's like...

Sir, don't you knoW hoW to use this machine?