Off the Map

Previously on "Off the Map..."

Everything makes perfect sense right now...

your family grows cocaine!

They're your family...

you're always gonna have their back, you have to.

It's over.

You set up an appointment with the best cardiologist in New York.

You can't fix her. All you can do is... be there.

- I'm a godmother. - I punched a dude today.

Yeah, it...

Me and Mina... we got really wasted

- and kinda slept together. - It was a big mistake.

Levántense! Levántense!

- Oh, god. - Okay, okay. - Humiliating.

Fuera de aquí!

Help! Someone! No! No!!

- There's a kid in the water! - It's okay.

I wasn't strong enough to save him.

Whatever happened today, it wasn't your fault.

New York City.

Man, I bet they had a good time.

Restaurants with air conditioning.

- Toilets that flush. - Oh.

All right. What do you say you and me go on a trip, loca?

so you can get me in a hotel room alone?

No, thank you.

- Jefe! Welcome back. - Hey, amiga.

Crocodile Dundee, back from the big city.

What's up?

Hey, you figure out those escalators all right?

Yeah. It's up and down...

- Yeah. There you go. - Right? Yeah, thanks

More importantly, how's Ryan?

Uh, she's officially on the transplant list,

- but she's pretty low down. - Oh, man.

It could take a year for her to get a heart.

Yeah, and until then, she needs to take it easy.

I've been telling her all week in New York to slow down,

but she's sick of hearing it from me, so...

No, no. We got your back on this, man.

Thanks.

Hi! So what's the plan for today?

Oh, I've been sitting on my ass for a week in hospitals.

I'm ready to roll.

There's not much going on. Well... baby checks.

- Vaccine clinic. - Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

All right, there's a viral outbreak at the Santa Beatriz prison.

Awesome. Count me in.

You got my back. Thanks.

She just looked so sad, you know?

I knew a prison outbreak would cheer her up.

Oh, shut up.

Brace yourself, doctors.

This prison isn't like anything you'd see in the States.

Santa Beatriz was founded by Conquistadores

in the 17th century.

Things haven't changed all that much in the last 400 years.

The Hep-A outbreak has been confined to the men's prison

for now, so our first priority is to make sure that

the outbreak doesn't spread to the woman's prison.

Wait. There's a women's prison, too? On a remote island...

Sorry.

Just pretty sure I saw that on cable once...

And I liked it.

Warden Vargas, this is my team of doctors.

Bienvenidos.

All right. Listen up. Keep track of your needles,

- and no one gets I.V. fluids unattended. - Why not?

Because they can use the tubing to strangle each other...

Or you.

Please remove also your jewelry.

Oh.

Here. I'll help.

- No, it's... - Let me... let me help.

- I got it. - I'll give you a hand.

Okay.

There you go.

There. See?

- Thank you. - Yeah.

Oh, shoot. Did you drop it?

God, this thing's a bitch to get off.

Well, that's the point. It's a med alert.

It's supposed to stay on. Hey, it's important

that a first responder knows about your heart condition.

I'm not going into a prison with a label that says "easy prey."

- I'll get eaten alive. - Ryan.

You're making me feel weak, Keeton.

I need you to make me feel strong.

Happy?

All right. This way, people.

Vámonos

You know, this place isn't that bad.

I'm just saying, if you gotta go to the clink...

Might as well be in paradise, yeah?

Or... or not.

Por favor...

Holy...

Yeah. Paradise.

Here you go... Oh, Brenner, nice of you to come to work.

Oh, Dr. Keeton said it was okay if I took a few days off.

Oh. Did he? Well, that's easy for him to say

when he's up in New York seeing "Wicked,"

and I'm left to run the clinic by myself.

Keeton saw "Wicked"? That's really hard to picture.

Okay. Simple or complicated?

Uh, simple. Yeah. A simple, easy case is just what I need today.

Happy prognosis. No one dying would be good.

- Hemorrhoids or gout? - As far as I know, nobody's died of either.

- Gout's great. Love gout. - Perfect.

Thank you.

Oh, and, Brenner? It's good to have you back.

Thank you. Thanks. Yeah. You know, it's been...

I'm fine. Well, it's never gonna be fine...

Okay.

Okay.

Wow.

Well, I don't think Picasso's gonna be choking anyone.

No. That's just Hugo. He's one of the good ones.

¿Estás en casa?

"Are you home?" What does that mean?

You'd have an imaginary friend, too,

if you'd been stuck in here that long.

Hey. Doctor Cole.

It's been too long.

Hola, amigo.

So what you working on today, Hugo, hmm? Sunset?

Always, doctor.

Haven't the seen the real thing for 30 years now.

Well, you need to request a west-facing window

in this 5-star setup.

When I first came here,

that's what I missed the most.

Not the criollo cuisine, not the pisco drink.

We find ways to get that in here.

Yeah, I know. I've seen the state of your liver.

All right, Hugo,

Dr. MInard here is gonna give you Zofran and I.V. fluids,

and I'm gonna take a listen to your heart and lungs.

Whoa.

Ascites... caput medusae...

Liver was already too weak from cirrhosis.

Yeah. The Hep-A must've pushed

- it over the edge. - I'm afraid you're gonna need

a lot more than I.V. fluids, my friend.

- Uh-huh. - Uh...

It's very inflamed.

- You must be in a lot of pain. - Oh. Querida.

I've wrestled a chicken out of the mouth of a caimán.

The day that a bum knee makes me cry

is the day they take me outside and shoot me.

Have you been taking aspirin?

For 25 years and you know what, doctora... it doesn't work.

Now a nice tequila and a hot bath...

That's where I'd be right now

if my son wasn't such a... un grano del culo.

- A big, fat pain in my ass. - Mm. Right.

Yeah. "Mamá, go to the doctor."

Ay! qué Don Angustias, just like his father was.

Okay, well, gout usually responds better to aspirin.

Where were you diagnosed?

You diagnosed yourself.

I hate hospitals.

Mm. If you're sick, go die. If you're not, go live.

Uh, keep it simple.

That is a great philosophy, but I think if you...

Ay, mira... here's the ass pain now.

Dr. Brenner, this is my son Mateo.

We've met.

After Compazine, we'll try oral fluids.

Okay. I'll move on to the next cell.

I'll be fine.

Didn't say a word.

Albano Hernández. He killed a guard a few years ago.

He spends 24 hours a day in isolation.

He can't have the virus.

Uh, it might not be Hep-A, but it's something else.

He swallows things to make himself sick.

Then he tries to escape from the Infirmary.

Three times this year.

Yo no me tragué nada... me estoy muriendo.

He says he didn't swallow anything.

Sí... and I've never heard a murderer tell a lie.

Can you open the cell?

I'll do it... La posición.

La posición ahora.

Ábrelo.

No te muevas.

No te muevas, cabrón.

Siéntate, cabrón! Siéntate.

No te mueves.

Distended stomach with absent bowel sounds.

It's some kind of intestinal obstruction.

Aah!

Aah!

Clark!

I know what you're gonna say... don't.

I'm fine. I'm fine.

We handled it.

I didn't say a word.