The Cosby Show

What Did You Get For Nineteen?

Number Nineteen... Ferdinand Magellan.

All Right! Magellan!

One More Right, And I Ace The Test.

Ladies And Gentlemen, This One Is For The Car

And The Trip To Hawaii.

Number Twenty Was...?

Coronado.

It Was Pizarro.

It Had To Be Coronado.

Tanya, We're Talking Senor Pizarro, Here.

Ask Andy. He Gets Straight As.

Hey, Andy?

What Was Number Twenty?

Cortez.

So We Got One Wrong.

Theo...

Yeah.

See You Later.

Okay.

Hey, Dad.

Hey.

I Need To Discuss Something With You.

What Is It?

It's A Relationship Thing.

I've Been Seeing Tanya For A While

And We Like Each Other.

What's Wrong?

Another Girl Is After Me.

Randi Taylor. She's Incredible.

Every Guy At School Has Asked Her Out And Failed.

And She Wants You?

No Matter Where I Am

She's Looking At Me.

It's Not A Regular Look.

It's One Of These...

All The Time?

Every Time I Turn Around.

How Come Every Time You Turn Around

You're Looking At Her?

To See If She's Looking At Me.

I See.

She Starts It.

Does She Know You're Going With Tanya?

She Has To, But I Don't Think She Cares.

She's Willing To Throw Caution To The Wind To Get You?

I Don't Know About All That.

But Look What She Left In My Locker.

"Hi, Theo... Randi."

Check Out How She Dotted The "I" In Her Name.

With A Circle.

Not A Circle. It's A Heart.

Okay... If You Look At It Long Enough.

What Should I Do?

That's A Tough Question.

I Like Tanya

And I Don't Want To Hurt Her Feelings.

But It's Obvious Randi Likes Me.

If I Don't Do Anything, She'll Feel Rejected.

You Don't Want That.

So, As A Courtesy

I Should Take Her Out Once, Right?

Well?

Well, What?

Tell Me What I Should Do.

You're My Father.

I'm Coming To You For Guidance.

You Want Me To Tell You To Go Out With Randi.

You Think I Should Take Her Out?

I Didn't Say That.

So I Shouldn't Take Her Out?

I Didn't Say That.

What Are You Saying?

I Have Five Children.

I've Lived Through Two Older Daughters.

I've Dealt With Matters Of The Heart.

I'm Not Doing That Anymore.

Just Tell Me When You're Getting Married...

What The Date Is.

I Will Show Up.

I Will Bring A Present.

I'll Have A Card

That Says "Congratulations To Theo And Randi"

Or "Theo And Tanya"

Or "Theo And The Ice Capades."

So I'm On My Own?

If You Have A Problem--

A Matter Of The Heart--

And You Want Somebody To Talk To

Who Will Listen And Not Give You An Answer

I'm Here All The Time.

Thanks, Dad.

You're Welcome.

Come In.

Hey, Theo.

What's Up?

Ready To Study?

I Suppose.

A Little More Enthusiasm, Will You?

We're Talking Higher Education, Here.

When Did You Get Excited About College?

One Day I Realized I Wanted To Go.

When His Dad Said If He Didn't, Get A Degree

He Wouldn't Get The Family Business.

That Helped Me. So Could We Start?

Okay.

First, Can You Guys Keep A Secret?

Yeah.

Sure.

You Can't Tell Anyone.

Do You Know Randi Taylor?

Are You Kidding?

Burger Supreme.

She's After Me.

Are You Sure?

Yes.

How Do You Know?

This Was In My Locker.

Wow! You Are Set.

See The Heart?

Where? Where?

Over The "I".

That's A Circle.

It's A Heart.

Maybe Her Pen Slipped.

How Do You Live Such A Full Life?

I Didn't Do Anything.

She Made The First Move.

Unbelievable.

I'm Not Surprised.

Lots Of Girls Like You.

Get Out Of Here.

They Talk About You.

Really?

You Know What They Say?

What?

You're Good-Looking, But You Don't Know It.

Get Out Of Here.

That's What Women Like--

A Guy Who's Good-Looking, But Acts Like He's Not.

Cockroach, I'm An Okay-Looking Guy.

They Love It When You're Not Conceited.

That's Why Women Like You.

Please!

When I Started Acting Like I Wasn't So Good-Looking

It Helped A Lot.

That's My Problem.

I Don't Know How To Act Around Girls.

Just Be Yourself.

With A Little Me Thrown In.

Yeah, Very Little.

You Asking Randi Out?

I Don't Know.

That Attitude Will Get Her More Interested.

I'm Not Sure I Want That.

Have You Talked To Her?

Let's Drop It And Start Studying.

This Is Better Than Studying.

This Is Life.

No, Gerald. Theo's Right.

We're Here To Get Me My Scrap Iron Business.

Let's Start With The Verbal Section.

These Are Word Analogies.

Number One:

"Magnet Is To Metal As:

"A) Hammer Is To Nail. B) Radar Is To Airplane.

C) Theo Is To Randi."

"C."

What Are You Doing?

I Am Sending Denise A Care Package.

Oh, Good.

Whoo-Hoo! Macadamia Nuts.

You're Sending Her Macadamia Nuts?

Yes.

Denise Hates Macadamia Nuts.

Why Are You Sending Them To Her?

You Know Denise Loves Macadamia Nuts.

No, She Doesn't.

She Does And You Know It.

I Love Macadamia Nuts, Too.

Well, If You Go To College, I'll Send You Some.

You're A Nice Person.

Have You Spoken To Rudy?

No. Why?

Rudy Wants To Have A Tea Party.

Theo And Vanessa Are Busy, And I Have To Go To The Office

So Could You Have Tea With Rudy?

Are You Kidding?

I Love Rudy's Tea Parties.

She Makes The Most Delicious-Tasting Invisible Tea.

She'll Be Thrilled.

Where Is She?

In The Living Room With Bobo.

Hey.

How You Doing?

You Know What?

I'm Very Upset.

Why?

Well, I Heard

That A Certain Person--