Rule 34 (Regra 34)

100 TOKENS = TAKE OFF CLOTHES

400 TOKENS = MASTURBATION

600 TOKENS = SURPRISE!

KINKYANGEL HAS ENTERED

Hi Kinky Angel.

How's it going?

SCHLONG32 HAS ENTERED

Schlong, it's been a while...

WHAT'S THE SHOW TODAY?

FUTURELESBIAN HAS ENTERED

Hi Lesbian, how are you?

COME TO ME MY DEVIL

Hi little Angel,

I'll be your devil today.

I'll make you fall from heaven.

YEAH! MAKE ME FALL

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I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE SURPRISE

Wait, you disappeared...

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SCHLONG TIPPED 15 TOKENS

SUCH GREAT TOKENS

Thank you, Joystick.

Thank you, Schlong.

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JACKBEAN TIPPED 10 TOKENS

TAKE OFF CLOTHES!

SUCH A NICE ASS

PERVERT_CARIOCA: LET ME SEE YOU SQUEEZE THOSE TITS

LOOKING FOR A SUB WHO LIKES IT ROUGH

BULLCUCK TIPPED 10 TOKENS

CAIOPUBES TIPPED 5 TOKENS

PERVERT_CARIOCA: FUCKING NICE PUSSY! PERVERT_CARIOCA: I'M IN LOVE.

WANNA SEE YOU LICK ME PERVERT_CARIOCA: NICE PUSSY!!!

BULLCUCK TIPPED 10 TOKENS

CAIOPUBES TIPPED 5 TOKENS

CAIOPUBES TIPPED 5 TOKENS

- PERVERT_CARIOCA: TIPPED 5 TOKENS. - Thank you!

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JACKBEAN TIPPED 20 TOKENS SCHLONG32 TIPPED 5 TOKENS

JACKBEAN TIPPED 20 TOKENS KINKYMINEIRO TIPPED 5 TOKENS

WANT TO SEE YOU CUM

KINKYMINEIRO TIPPED 5 TOKENS

YOU CURRENTLY HAVE 400 TOKENS MASTURBATION!

You guys are cheating.

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Oh, hey there...

It's not an outfit, guys.

I got accepted.

Thank you all for getting me where I am today, yeah?

Bye-bye!

I would like to start by emphasizing something

I think is pretty obvious, but important:

In law, we are not interested in what really happened.

What we're really after is a fair solution.

Nothing can fool you more than

that false, stupid translation from Latin,

"sentencing is a sentiment".

God forbid being judged by someone's sentiments.

If you want to convict someone, you have to be sure.

And I don't mean beyond a reasonable doubt.

No! I mean dead sure.

You have to be sure it was Colonel Mustard

with the candlestick in the library.

If you can't show the three cards that prove:

1- means, 2-materiality, and 3-causality assessment,

it's not worth anything.

What I'm trying to say is that criminal justice

revolves around controlling the means.

No matter the end.

Put yourself in the place of a Judge:

You're judging a case, right?

A serious crime, for example, the rape of a 12-year-old girl.

A terrible crime, unimaginable.

You're investigating the accused, OK?

Then, during the hearing, you listen to a recorded phone call

in which the guy confesses to a friend,

over the phone,

that he raped this 12-year-old girl.

You listen to the tape.

But this phone call had been recorded

on the 16th day after the phone had been tapped.

What says the law?

That wiretapped conversations are only valid for up to 15 days.

So, what do you do with this evidence?

You leak it to the press!

No, precisely, you do not leak the illegal conversation to the press,

you dismiss the case!

You say: listen, the rules have been broken,

because criminal process is about controlling the means,

not about reaching an end.

This is the reason why that due process was created.

And us, public defenders

are also defenders of the fulfillment of the due process of law.

It is up to us, most of all, to resist

the eradication of the promises made by the democratic Rule of Law.

Good luck.

Get your hips in line.

Put your legs back.

That's it.

Change sides.

You two, move a bit to the side.

Where you know him from?

- He is Caio's friends. - Stop it.

Joaquim is friends with that guy?

I was in love with him and you call him "that guy"?

- Here you go, girls. - Thanks, Leandro.

Lúcia,

"let me keep it in just a little more?"

"I'll control myself, come on"

- "I'll put a condom on later." - "You're the only one..."

Fucking jerk!

The worst part is when they say they won't put it in,

and then it kind of slips.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to,

it won't happen again, babe".

"Bad deeds are always rewarded." Frida Kahlo.

- What? - Frida didn't say that!

It must be from some shitty quotes website, like:

"Dreams are whispers from your soul."

You think?

Hold on.

Quotes that were never said by their supposed authors.

"Bad deeds are always rewarded." Frida Kahlo.

No way!

Just for the record: new photos on my blog.

Hey there.

So...

did you like it?

There's only one thing I didn't like.

That you're not in the pictures?

That you're going to become famous and forget about me.

Correction: I'm going to be famous,

be involved in thousands of scandals

and then call you to get me out of them.

Public defenders aren't lawyers, OK girl?

Really?

But they can model?

You know it's not my thing, Nat.

Honey, BDSM doesn't mean just dressing up...

- There are... - Fifty Shades of Grey!

I was going to say there are thousands of different flavors...

I have an idea.

You can shoot me chained and tied up.

Such an original image of a black woman no historic references whatsoever.

What do you think?

And what will be the name of the exhibit? Com'on, five seconds.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1

You must try to understand. It's about your desire.

I'm not talking about that, Nat.

I'm talking about...

I'm talking about decolonization. Building new images.

I'm talking about things you don't understand.

Hi, tell me if this girl is reiterating any historical references.

What are you doing? You're so evil!

What have I just demonstrated to you all?

Over the last 30 years

many theories have been created

seeking to decrease the violence of the State,

to contain its excessive power.

Which of these theories were really assimilated

by the courts to reduce criminalization?

Think about it.

Why continue to create new theories

if they do not guarantee anybody's freedom?

This is why I say

that criminal law's potential for resistance is exhausted.

Excuse me.

It's very interesting.

We're all here sitting comfortably.

Under air conditioning, big windows, great light.

Everyone is nicely dressed.

It's cool, right?

The calmness.

The possibility of discussing the good of humanity

without anyone ever worrying about having to lie down on the floor

in order to not be killed.

Very comfortable.

What's the point? That this is a privileged discussion?

- Yes. - It is, without a doubt!

But if we don't discuss,

here in the public defense department,

ways to reach a more just society, then we're all lost.

For us to become a more just society

we must all be connected to this society

and not be discussing utopic theories.

Sorry, but utopic for me is to believe that the criminal system

is going to change in an instant.

After 200 years of failure.

My God! 200 years!

It's like a marriage that has been going badly for 200 years

and then you think that it will change by going to a marriage counselor.

My God!