It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Uh... I feel like you guys should have,

like, dressed up a little bit for this.

No, no, it sends the wrong image, you know?

Uh, we're not selling a game for squares,

we're selling a game for, like, everyday people like us, man.

Right, yeah, that's a good point.

Oh, Frank, Frank, Frank.

You will never guess what happened. Okay.

So this guy comes in, right?

We think he's just a regular customer.

We start chatting him up.

Turns out, he's an executive at Mattel.

Yeah, so of course we start talking

to him about Chardee MacDennis,

and he seemed totally into it.

Yeah, he's coming by today, man.

We're gonna pitch it to him.

Maybe we could, uh, work in

some of the ideas I've been suggesting.

Those aren't "ideas" as much as they are...

random acts of violence.

Well, you see, when I was a kid, games were much more violent.

I mean, we used to play "Purple Nurple,"

"Sock Full of Quarters," "Kick the Jew"...

No, why don't you try winning one time?

And then you can start throwing in new rules.

How about we just change the name of the game then?

"Franken MacChardeeden."

What? That's terrible.

First of all,

your name isn't "Franken."

Secondly, Chardee MacDennis is just a working title.

Technically, we're still in arbitration.

Last we left it, Dee had filibustered,

and Charlie had a motion pending.

And I will not yield to the gentleman.

'Cause you have no honor, you goddamn bitch.

You have no honor!

You see what I'm talking about-- it's a whole thing, Frank.

Then let's call it "Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo."

What? What are you talking about?

What does that have to do with anything?

What made you just think of that?

It's not a break-dancing competition.

There's no electricity involved.

Uh-uh-uh-uh.

Hello, hello. Hey, there, how's it going, uh... Andy, was it?

Yes, exactly. Ah, Andy, I want you to meet Frank.

Frank, uh, meet Andy from Mattel.

Hello, hello.

I got to tell ya-- I'm pretty excited.

Adult game play is a fast-rising market,

and we are always on the lookout

for something a little out of the box.

Oh, we-we can help you there, bud.

That's great. Now, what was the name of the game again?

Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Okay, Andy, you're gonna like this video we made for you.

Fight milk.

Crow's egg.

: Chardee MacDennis.

Chardee MacDennis is all your favorite games rolled into one:

Mouse Trap, Chutes and Ladders, Sorry...

But it's not exactly like those things.

It's also like Boggle, Wheel of Fortune, Risk.

Chardee MacDennis!

What other games do you like?

It's like those other games, too!

But more better.

And different enough legally.

I'm a lawyer. Shh!

I'm a lawyer in this part.

We're like Moby...

re-e-e-e-emix!

Ch-Ch-Chardee MacDennis!

Regular board games should be called...

"I'm bored... games."

I don't get that one.

I... No, I told you not to... Stay out of my peripheral...

Do you want a game that lulls you into a sense

of security but surprises you

with constant rule changes? Then you want

the game of games.

Mac, back up. Sorry.

MAN (thundering): Chardee MacDennis!

We always win. And they always lose.

What are you guys doing over there? Oh, shit.

W-Why'd you put that in? Yeah, what was that?

Factually accurate.

So, Andy, what did you think?

I... got to say,

it's a little confusing.

Uh, can't we just play the game?

Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Yeah.

That wouldn't be good.

Yeah, see, we tend to get a little competitive when we play.

You know, we're not exactly a mellow bunch.

Right. That'll be fun. Plus, that's the best way

for me to understand the game.

But that's what... why you would understand... Yeah, that's why we did that.

Okay, let me confer with my associates for a minute.

Why don't you grab a drink? It's o-on the house, of course.

Um, guys, can we talk? Uh, cool, man.

I think we can probably, um...

We can't... No, no, no... no, no,

I-I think we can. Uh, we can do this, guys.

We just got to be... just got to make it fun.

You know what we have to do? Is we have to not care

about who wins. Just for this time. Yes.

Who cares? That'll help. Nice. That will help.

We just have to sell the game. Let's just sell it. Okay.

We can do it. All right, so, Frank, you'll be on Andy's team.

Wait, don't stick me with him. He-he

doesn't know the goddamn rules. Oh, my God.

I'm gonna get crushed again.

Shut up. Shut up. It's not about winning or losing.

Exactly. It doesn't matter. It's fun. We're not gonna care...

It's fun. So we'll just...

we'll keep our emotions in check.

Yeah. Sure.

Just be like:

Exactly.

Gentlemen, good luck to you.

And to yous. And to yous all.

This is nice-- a little role playing.

Very big in gaming right now.

This also celebrates sportsmanship.

Yes, indeed. Yeah, well, you're totally getting it.

You're catching on. Oh, by the way, there used to be

a couple rules about not cursing and not asking questions

in certain rounds, but I think we should do away with that

for now, because it's your first time playing and, guys,

we don't want anybody blacking out.

Yeah, no problem. Right, that's fine. I think that'll be fine.

We're flexible. It's a good idea.

Okay, are we ready?

Three, two, one.

Gentlemen... suck my dick.

Hut,

hut, hut.

What the hell's going on?

Oh, uh, this is our flag-raising ceremony.

Yeah, we used to do the Maori war dance,

but that-that got us a little too riled up.

Either way, this is all about intimidation

and showing off your prowess.

Uh, think of it like

the Indian-Pakistani border ceremony

that they do over there.

Now, this is Mac and Charlie's flag,

which, as you can see, is fairly badly burned.

Not only does the winner get to

stomp the loser's game pieces,

but they also get to burn their flag up.

Now, you'll notice that the Golden Geese flag

is unsullied. You'll also notice that

Mac and Charlie's flag is just a little weird,

and that's because their original name

was the Thundercats,

uh... but they were confused by that.

Well, 'cause we're not cats. Yeah.

We're not cats. So, then, how could we...

Mm-hmm. Even though it's the name they chose.

So they went with the Thundermen.

This brings us to Frank's flag,

which is, uh... yeah, it's just unfortunate.

It's four Fs.

I didn't know it was gonna come off like that.

Pretty sure you did.

Okay, Andy, Level 1 is Trivia, Puzzles and Artistry.

The first team to get three points

moves their game piece to the next level.

All right. Here we go. All right.

What Philly celebrity would you most want to have a drink with? Oh, shit,

okay, yeah, you know what-- a lot of the questions

are opinion-based. Heads up. Ah. Okay... I-I see.

Uh, all right, this is, uh, let me guess. Um...

Oh: Dr. J.

That's not it! All right, all right.

Play it cool, play it cool. Okay, okay, sorry.

Yeah, all right. That is wrong, though. You wouldn't

want to have a drink with him. Dee, chance to steal.

Bill Cosby. Yes! All right.

Yeah! Point for us. Shit.

A lot of the questions are outdated.

Yeah, yeah, they are

a little outdated.

Okay, our turn, our turn.

Um, artistry. And it's an all-play, guys.

Oh! Oh! All right, now,

a member of each team must make this clue out of clay

while the other member tries to guess what it is.

Okay, uh, penis. What?

Uh, lip-penis. What? No, look, look.

Oh, hard penis.

A hard clay penis. Oh...

Gargoyle inside. No?

It's a-a, okay, a chopped-off head,

a decapitat... uh, head in a box! Head in a...?

Dee, I'm gonna put your head in a box