The Looney Tunes Show

Can I get a carrot cake?

A whole cake?

I'm having dinner with Lola and her parents.

So you're getting carrot cake?

Isn't that a little cliche?

Rabbits? Carrots?

Man: Here's your carrot cake.

You know, on second thought, I think I'll get a lemon meringue pie instead.

Ooh. That sounds good. Can I get a sample of that?

I'm sorry. We don't give samples.

What? How do I know if I want it if I can't sample it first?

Come on. Just give me a little taste.

Here you go.

What is the big deal?

I'm talking about a teeny little taste. No one would know.

What do you think I'm gonna shove my whole hand in it?

You think I'm gonna rub my face in it and ruin it for everyone else?

Well, I wouldn't do that!

I would take a teeny little taste and then decide if I wanted it.

Mmm.

And I don't.

You know what? I'll take the carrot cake after all.

A WEB-DL synchronize and correction by jasonnguyen2606

The Looney Tunes Show - S02E02 You're Got Hate Mail

Original Air Date: October 9, 2012

- What are you writing? - Do you mind?

And why do you smell like a lemon meringue pie?

When are you done? I need attention!

I said give me 5 minutes!

- How do you work your TV? Tina: Shh.

Someone's in a mood.

- Am I an apple or a pear-shape? - Be quiet!

- Pear. - And... Done.

- What were you writing? - An email to my boss

...telling him everything I can't stand about him, why he's a complete idiot...

...and how he's a terrible manager, and I hope he gets fired.

You sent that to your boss?

No, I wrote it to my boss, but I'm not gonna send it.

I'm gonna delete it.

Much better.

I don't get it. I mean, why would you go to all the trouble to spell words...

...and put them in sentences and then delete it?

It's a way to release anger and vent your feelings without any repercussions.

I do it all the time.

Believe me, I've deleted plenty of emails to you.

Come on. Let's go to dinner.

What? I'm a pear!

The skirt draws the eye to my trim waistline...

...and away from my generous hip area.

I'll give it back.

Bugs, this carrot cake is delicious.

You know what's delicious?

Lemon meringue pie.

Have you ever had a lemon meringue pie?

I haven't had a lemon meringue pie in years.

But let's not dwell on what you don't have.

Let's be thankful for what you do.

To bugs! And his second-rate dessert.

I am so happy that Lola found you.

No matter where I hide, she always does.

You know, when Lola was a little girl, her only companion was an imaginary friend.

She used to talk to her for hours. What was her name?

Lola, what was the name of your imaginary friend?

Well, if you're gonna be like that, I'm not gonna invite you to dinner anymore.

Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. I was just having a conversation with Piper.

Piper!

So, Mr. Bunny.

Walter.

Walter. That's quite a family photo.

Isn't it fun? We take one every year.

Wow. Matching pajamas.

I have a great idea.

Bugs should be in our family photo this year.

- What a splendid idea! - Wonderful.

Oh, no. I couldn't. It's just for family.

Don't be silly. You are family!

Yeah. Besides, Piper's in all of them.

What do you say?

Ehh...

Ok.

- No way. - What?

But you just said, "Ehh, ok."

I'll look stupid.

First of all, you could never look stupid.

Second of all, this photo isn't about looks, it's about family.

And third of all, did that carrot cake make your stomach feel a little weird?

Do we really need to wear matching outfits?

That's what makes it fun!

Please? I promise, I will never, ever ask you for another favor.

- Fine. - Yay!

Oh, quick favor. Can you drive Piper home? She lives really close.

Piper, you good back there, you want to sit up front?

She's good back there.

- Whatcha writing? - A hate-filled email.

Sounds healthy.

And...done!

Finally sent your little email?

Oho, I didn't send it.

That's the beauty of this little psychological exercise.

I get to express all of my rage and jealousy, bitterness, and disgust...

...without a single negative repercussion.

- How so? - Because instead of pressing "Send..."

I simply press delete.

Oh, no! How do I get it back?

Do something! Get it back! Get it back!

Relax. Who'd you send it to?

Who'd I send it to?

I don't think that many people.

You didn't send that to me, did you?

What? No.

What bad things could I say about you?

I love you.

So, if I checked my email right now, there'd be nothing from you.

Nope.

Yah!

Ha! Delete!

I mean, see?

There was no email!

Uh...

My tooth!

What? It's not like you're about to take a family photo.

Oof. You really did a number on this guy.

But we'll put a cap on it. You'll be good as new.

What a relief. I have to be in my girlfriend's family photo later today.

Today? You're kidding me.

A tooth the size of yours? It's a monster.

It'll take a week at least.

Maybe I could smile with my mouth closed.

Uh, that doesn't look so bad.

By the way, I got your friend's email.

He's a real yutz, between you and me.

Did you read it? It's very hostile.

I don't like hostility in a doctor's practice.

Psst!

What's with the sunglasses?

I'm keeping a low profile.

You've got some nerve.

What? Because of the email?

Because I said you're not a scary witch? You're not!

I mean, what's the point of the big hat and the green skin and that stupid wand...

...if you're not gonna do anything scary with them?

You wanna see scary? I'll show you scary.

You better watch who you talking to...

- ...and I ain't playing! - Aah!

- More iced tea? - Not too much ice.

You're mad? Why are you mad?

Because I said calling yourself speedy sounds braggy? It does!

I don't call myself handsome.

You know what people should call you? Jerk.

Why is everyone so mad at you?

I accidentally sent a mass email...

...spelling out in great detail how I feel about people.

- Who else did you send it to? - Everybody.

Everyone I've ever interacted with.

Everyone who matters to me, who I have a relationship with.

Anyone who makes any impression on me at all.

So everybody.

Every single person in my life.

You didn't send it to me.

Huh.

Tina!

Hold it right there!

I got your little email.

I read every word.

And I gots just one thing to say to you

thank you, brother.

You are so right.

It was like you held a mirror up to my soul.

It gave me the kick in the pants I needed...

...to finally make a change for the better.

Well, say good-bye to the man you once knew...

...because my transformation begins now.

That was a mask?

Huh. I wonder if Tina will have a similar reaction.

Mother.

Hey, Bugs.

Bugs: Oh, hey, Lola. I'll be down in a minute.

Oh, take your time.

I'm just gonna lay out some fun stuff for today's photo shoot.

It's a Western theme.

Piper and I were up all night bedazzling matching denim jumpsuits.

Well, they're not actual denim jumpsuits 'cause I couldn't find denim jumpsuits.

So I took jeans and sewed denim jackets to them.

And--well, they're a little hard to get in and out of...

So, you know, once you have them on, they're pretty much on.

Oh, I'm so excited!

This is gonna be the best family photo ever.

Oh! What happened to your tooth?

Oh, yeah. Daffy accidentally chipped it with my phone.

They can't fix it until next week.

Oh, so is this what we're wearing?

Huh? Oh, no.

Mmm. No, no. Heh.

No, we cancelled the photo. We cancelled it.

Um, this stuff was all here when I got here, just lying out when I got here.

Must be Daffy's.