The Ring Thing

Mom, what is happening with the piles?

Don't be criticizing my piles, OK?

You should have seen it a few days ago.

OK, I won't criticize your piles.

This is good, these are good piles.

OK.

-Is it all gonna fit? -Yes.

I've thrown away a lot of stuff.

OK.

So what am I supposed to do with this?

That's all your crap.

If you want it, take it, and if not,

we're throwing it away.

OK.

All my crap, understood.

That's pure me crap.

Sarah tantrum face. You still make that face.

Oh, you were really a fat baby.

Look at that. Look at all those chins.

What's this?

That's John's wedding ring.

I don't know what that's doing in there.

You can throw that away.

-Ahoy. -What?

Matey.

-Oh, hi. -Hey.

-How are you? -I'm happy to see you.

How are you?

Happy to see you.

-How was your day? -It was good.

-There was a lot of dust. -Look at you, animal.

Look at how much sand you just brought on.

Sorry, just want to make a castle later, you know?

-Dust, lots of dust. -Lots of dust.

Lots of boxes.

-Lots of treasures. -Ooh.

But, ooh, Susan's gonna give us her cuisine art thing.

-Cuisinart? -Yes.

She says hi. And she's giving us stuff for the kitchen, so...

-OK, cool. -You know I don't

-go in there. -Cuisine art.

That makes more sense, you asshole.

Oh, you keep me young.

-Would you like wine? -Yes, please.

Hey, hey, lookie, lookie.

Cool, right?

What do you think?

I mean it's my dad's ring, so, it's...

I mean, I found it today.

And it's kind of weird and cool.

Mm-hmm.

-What is happening right now? -What's happening right now?

Oh, did you just think that I was proposing to you?

-Shut the front door. -No.

-Sarah Watson. -Kristen.

What? What just went through your head?

Do you know who I am?

I don't know, Sarah, we're at a beautiful beach.

-Uh-huh. -I brought wine.

We've got cheese.

-You did this to me. -And you pulled it out.

It was a set up.

-I'm sorry. -You're right, I framed you.

I'm so sorry, come here.

-No. -Come here, little pookie monster.

What's a pookie monster?

You, you are a pookie monster.

Hey.

- I'm the worst. - Yes.

But this has already been established.

I hate you and I love you.

I love you and I love you.

Cool.

You think the water's cold?

Yep.

Do you want to walk in it, anyway?

Sure.

What do you think?

How did you make that happen,

and when did you make that happen?

Alchemy.

Ah, I didn't know you were practicing.

-Wanna try it? -Mm-hmm.

-Mm-hmm. Yeah. -It's good?

-Oh, my. -Oh, my goodness.

Happy anniversary, my two favorite people.

You shouldn't have.

Thank you, that's beautiful.

Well, do you want to blow out the three

and I'll hit the zero?

-Sure. -All right, you ready?

-Sounds like a plan. -One, two, three.

-Well done. I remember. - You remember.

- Look at that. - Wow.

-Yes, yes, yes, yes. - Ruining my cake.

...hold it? We're going to take a picture.

-Oh, with the three. - Yeah.

Yeah, there you go. Happy three years to you.

Go. One, two, three.

-I think it's bursting. -Did you get it?

-I think so. One more because-- - It happens.

-So work. How's it going? - It's work.

- That doesn't sound good. -I mean...

We got people coming and going

and it's a lot of extra stress for me,

-but it's OK. - I know, but everything

that's worthwhile, work while you're stressed,

-you know? -It takes a little...

-...monkeying. - I know.

-It's fine. - I wish you sounded happier.

I should get a knife and cut this sucker up.

Are you the same...

Are you the same person I was talking to before?

OK, well, can I please be connected with them?

Ahh...

An individual plan?

No, I'm a freelance worker.

I've been on the phone for like an hour,

do I really have to go through this again?

I can call back tomorrow,

but I'm supposed to go to the doctor tomorrow.

No, I'm not going to pay out of pocket, that's ridiculous.

-What is this? -It is risotto.

-Smells so good. -Want some?

Mm-hmm.

-Mm. Mm-hmm. -Good?

-It needs something. -I don't know.

-Tastes good to me. -Lemon zest.

Yeah.

Oh, I have a meeting at eight tomorrow morning.

-Can you move the car? -Uh... Yep.

Not gonna go to the doctor, so, that's cool.

-Sarah. -Kristen.

-You need to go to the doctor. -I don't have health insurance.

-There's no point. -There's a point,

and it's keeping you healthy.

-It just makes me... -I know, I know, I know.

But I'll pay it.

-Please just go. -We could do

so many other things with that money.

It's not urgent, so I'm just gonna sort it out

-and then-- -Yeah, but it'll get urgent.

It's god damn health insurance, man.

You should just be on mine and make it easy.

If we could be domestic partners,

then you could probably get on it.

Oh. Yeah.

-Yeah. How do we do that? -I don't know.

It may be more complicated than that, I don't know.

-Let me talk to HR. -OK.

-But. -Yeah, and you know,

I could look into that tomorrow, too, if you wanted.

Oh, my God, that would be amazing.

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-and happy haunting, spirits. - And cut.

Very nice, everyone.

-OK. -Good luck with your...

- Kristen. -Yeah.

-Stepping out. - So, remember Julie

I used to work with?

-Uh, yeah, crazy Julie? -Crazy Julie.

She called me last night.

She heard about the new EP we have.

-Uh-huh. -She worked with him

about six months ago at Food Park.

Apparently, he's a sports guy. Never worked with food.

He came in, fired everybody.

-Went in a completely new direction. -Apparently, he's a real ass.

He's gonna be no different than the last guy we had six months ago

and the guy before that, it's fine, OK?

It was so simple when it was just you and me, you know?

Well, it's their call.

It's a little extra stress, but we'll get by, don't worry.

-OK. -I'm listening.

I loved it. We are almost out of here, baby.

- Let's go. -Somehow we dropped

a frame at like minute three, but we just fix that,

-then we're good. -OK.

Oh, OK, OK.

They didn't care about the music in the end?

-No they really liked it. -Really?

-Yeah, they were laughing. -Yes, yes.

-OK. Can I export? -Yep.

Sweet. A few minutes.

Not bad, Miss Sarah.

-Dream team. -Doing good, Gary.

Mm-hmm. You went to P Town, right?

-How was it? -Magical.

-And then I fucked it up. -What do you mean?

-As per usual. -Oh, God, what'd you do?

-What did you do? -I found my dad's wedding ring at my mom's.

-Uh-huh. -And I took it, and I put it in my pocket.