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Take it away, Dr. Roberts.

Thank you, Dr. Roberts.

This prescription...

It's gonna be great for you, patient 88.

Having a job, a future, being part of a team?

It's gonna do wonders for your erections.

You think so?

Oh, it's what you've needed all along.

Good, honest work. Here.

Put these on.

I need people to think you're a doctor.

Have a great first day, patient 88.

"Dream Corp LLC."

Morning. Dr. Roberts is on the way with patient 88.

Coffee, anyone?

Everyone, you remember 88, the fully qualified doctor?

Hey, smiley.

Patient 54 is trying to quit smoking.

I've been a smoker my whole life.

But I figured it's time to quit

since I'm trying to get pregnant.

That's wonderful.

Just a little, uh, pinch.

P.O.V. cameras are up,

and we are mapping patient 54's subconscious.

This tube hurts.

No, you're good.

Let's give 54 a quick selecoxabrin sanadrol injection,

number 5.

Oh. That would kill her.

Right. I know.

We'll, um... We'll...

Sedate her. Sedate her. I said it first.

Ahmed, knock her out!

Let's see if we can kick this nasty smoking thing.

88. Please put a baby in me.

What?

Doctor, due to her age,

I think we should really watch her vitals.

Totally. 88, stay with her.

It's all on you now.

So, 88, how do you like the new gig?

I think we're gonna watch this woman die,

and then we're all going to jail.

Dr. Roberts can break out of any jail.

Aah! Doc.

Oh! Doc.

Oh!

Doc. Oh!

Doc, she's moving around a lot. Oh!

It's okay, 88. Temporary dream rage.

Just, uh, stand your ground. What?

Doc.

Where is my coffee mug?

Okay.

Looks like she's trying to find the sharpest tool, Doc.

Okay.

Whose is this? Who's mug is this?

I think she's found one

that she's satisfied with how sharp it is.

Is this it? No. Mine has a smiley face on it.

No. It's not sharp enough. She's sharpening it.

Really diligent with that grinder, doc.

It's almost like she's used one before.

Doc! I don't understand why the mugs just keep disappearing.

I mean, I can't have a cup of coffee in this place.

I-I'm not putting them anywhere.

She's kind of testing out different swing styles.

I'm a little worried 'cause she's looking at me.

Look at mine.

When it's filled with hot water, the bikini disappears.

I've got the same mug with your mother on it.

Hey-oh!

Yeah, my mom did a little modeling when she was younger.

She's looking right at me, Doc! Doc!

Doc!

Okay. He's down.

Thank God she's okay. All right.

I'm gonna go out and calibrate her.

All right.

Okay, Randy.

Is everything all right, Doctor?

A bumpy takeoff. Not to worry.

Everything's fine.

He's dead.

Time of death, 9:37 A.M.

Tough first day.

Siri, places to dump a body near me.

He's alive!

T.E.R.R.Y., let's go get him cleaned up. Copy that.

We thought you were dead.

Patient 54, we're almost in.

Now, look to your left.

Tell me what you see.

One of those poor men swinging a sign.

I hate those guys.

Look into the sign, 54.

Look deep into the sign.

Move that sign spinner's sign.

Control it.

Spin that sign. Spin it.

Calibration complete.

Hello, slut. Hello, slut.