Marvel's Avengers Assemble

(ON RADIO) Hope you packed a snack there, commuters,

because we've got two overturned big rigs

on the 405 South in the Sepulveda Pass.

And coming at you on the 405 North,

robot invasion.

Huh?

You, commuter, get to walk home.

Or better yet, run!

Well timed, Black Widow.

My first time in Los Angeles, and thus far,

all I have seen is infernal traffic and evil robots.

Yeah, that's pretty much L.A. for you.

Hawkeye, I detect six cybernetic assailants

of unknown origin.

No offense, Friday,

but I do not want an AI yapping in my ear

when I'm trying to work.

But I cannot comply.

Iron Man wants you to have direct access to my help at all times.

Even if I don't want it?

Maybe Iron Man thinks you need all the help you can get.

Help! We're trapped!

My baby!

I, uh, hmm...

I've got this last one.

Not if I get him first.

Odin's Beard!

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Ahhh! It's coming down! Go, go, go!

Hawkeye, get those civilians out of the way.

Let's go, people! Get clear!

Come on, will you?

It's giving way!

Thor!

Is Thor okay?

Yeah! Our mission was to visit

our old friend at a movie studio. Fist bump.

I did not expect to battle mysterious robots.

Look at this.

"Property of Marvelous Studios."

Okay, that's weird. What are the odds?

Let's go talk to our friend.

He might have some answers.

Fakery!

A building in front of our eyes,

yet it is all artificial. Ha!

Excuse me.

Um, excuse me?

Yeah, the consultant on your movie. We're looking for him.

You're not looking hard enough, Clint!

Ant-Man!

'Tis good to see you again, friend.

Well, look at you.

Going from the hero biz to the movie biz.

There's the traitor.

How's life post-Avengers?

This new gig has been the best.

Back home in California,

getting time to solo adventure, stomp bad guys.

Oh, and you have got to see what I've been consulting on.

(ON TV) In a world of evil,

these heroes are the mightiest.

Iron Guy.

Colonel America.

Viking King.

The Bulk.

Eye Hawk.

Dark Spider.

Every team needs a great leader.

This team has the Human Ant.

Will it be enough against the alien robot army

and the evil Lava Men?

So, it is a movie

about imitation Avengers

with you as the leader?

I know, I know. But they can't all be Shakespeare, right?

This was on the robots that attacked the freeway earlier.

Do you recognize it?

This came from one of our robots.

But they're robot props. They're not designed to be real.

Well, those props were on the freeway shooting laser beams

at innocent bystanders.

Move!

I was gonna make fun of your cushy Hollywood job,

but it looks like you face more danger than we do. - Huh?

That was brilliant.

You're... You're the real Thor!

I'm Tad McDodd.

I'm you in the Revengers movie.

You pretend to be me,

yet you appear a little short.

Well, uh, being too tall would look bad on camera.

Everybody knows that.

Yeah! Uh, that's good to know.

I-I'll wear lifts. I... I have to know

what I can do to be like you.

I'm a method actor.

I, I need to follow you and study you.

Do you pose in the mirror to nail down

the way you carry yourself?

Come on. You can admit it. You do, right?

I am the Prince of Asgard.

I do not pose in the mirror.

Right. It's gonna take heavy equipment to get this out of here.

We're ruined. Ruined?

You do not need heavy equipment.

You need the mighty Thor.

Yeah, but we still have no main light rigging,

and without the light rigging, we can't finish our movie!

Oh, I bet Thor can fetch a new one!

He's Thor! He can do anything!

Thor, Prince of Asgard, lifter of heavy objects,

and rescuer of cheesy movie productions.

Hey! If you want to help them, go.

We'll call you as soon as we have a lead.

I do not know about this.

Please, Thor, this is gonna be my starring role.

If, if you won't do it for me,

do it for the children.

Children? What children?

You know, many people have worked for hours,

months, years to put this thing together.

With the cinematography and the lighting

and the crowd-sourcing... Very well.

If it will not take long, I will assist you in this errand.

What are we waiting for? Let's go!

Agreeing to this may have been a mistake.

Traces of explosive residue.

Let me check it out.

It's good to have him on our side again.

We should see if he's ready to come back to the Avengers.

We're not asking Ant-Man back.

He became an integral part of the team,

then quit to do his own thing, never looked back.

He made his choice.

You were right, Black Widow.

Never would've seen it if I didn't look closer.

It's some kind of antenna for a detonator.

I might be able to track the source of the destruct signal.

Whoa! That's just 50 meters from here!

Another one of the robots.

It's just a movie prop. It's not supposed to...

It's not supposed to be dangerous, so why is it dangerous?

Nice. Yes.

Very nice.

A nice group of friends,

all super and helping each other,

just like in our movie.

Uh-huh. Elihas Starr.

He was our special effects guy and prop master on the movie,

but he got let go for his bad attitude.

Geniuses always get labeled bad attitudes.

My work was brilliant, but you still had me fired.

You mistreated everyone you worked with,

and your props were dangerous.

Liar!

I can hear all of you whispering, laughing.

"Egghead."

Everyone calling me Egghead behind my back.

If it was behind your back, how do you know?

I know!

And I know that the best way to ruin Ant-Man

and all of the jerks on the Revengers movie

is to wipe them out.

I always hated those cheesy rubber-suit Lava Men.

My version is decidedly more...

Deadly.

Sming.

These Lava Men are way scarier than the rubber suits.

I don't believe in computer-generated effects,

only real fire!

Hot!

Try and get me, lava losers!

I can't get a call through to Thor.

My signal jammers.

Too bad Thor's not here.

He might actually pose a challenge to my robotic Lava Men.

Hawkeye. Hawkeye.

Friday calling Hawkeye.

Not now, Friday! Understood.

So, is there a better time in the future

for me to share tactical information with you?

I know you mean well, but I do not want you

yelling in my ear all the time.

I don't mean to yell.

Would it help if I turned down the volume?

Yeah. It might.

Fire torpedoes.

Okay, that hurts.