Mama Fairy and the Woodcutter (계룡선녀전)

My husband left after saying he'd be back soon,

but he never came back.

And over the course of 699 years, time passed all too soon.

The house is a bit messy,

but make yourself comfortable.

Then please excuse me for just one night.

Gosh, hold on. I'll clean things up quickly.

I'm sorry for making you bothered for nothing.

He's such a nice young man.

What brings you here in Seoul?

I thought I was mistaken earlier there.

How did you do it?

This plant was dying until just a second ago.

By any chance...

I don't necessarily believe in it,

but...

are you a nine-tailed fox, ma'am?

Gosh, never mind. I shouldn't have asked you that.

Forget about what I said.

Oh, the pot.

It was a joke. Don't mind what I said.

I'm a fairy.

A fairy?

You mean...

the kind that wear their hair like a butterfly...

and put on see-through winged clothing?

That fairy?

Hey, I said I won't have ramyeon.

I was finally sleeping well and you woke me up.

You were asleep? Sorry.

Why are you here?

Can I sleep here tonight?

What, you fool? Are you kidding me?

You don't like people lie on the couch because their hair falls.

And the floor's too cold.

What about your room? Does someone need a place to stay?

Yes. Something cropped up.

Jeez.

I told you to stop being so generous.

Instead of being grateful, they'll take advantage of you.

Sometimes, there are people you just can't shun.

And she's a fairy.

What are you saying?

I was dreaming about a fairy, come to think.

You jerk. It was an amazing dream too.

Can I go back to that dream?

Professor. - Turn out the lights.

Don't you dare snore or grind your teeth.

I can hear you through the earplugs.

I'm sensitive.

Okay.

Professor.

The old woman we saw.

The one you called a nine-tailed fox.

That woman.

She's a fairy.

Goodnight.

He is such a nice young man. Isn't he, Jeom Soon?

I like him.

This is quite a nice place.

We can stay here for good.

We can't ask that much.

We will leave tomorrow.

You're always like that.

Can't we just stay here?

Mom, where's my laptop?

Is this it?

Okay.

Yes. How far did I get?

The young master of the house...

walked up to the male slave...

when he suddenly winced and pulled back.

"I just chopped the firewood and I'm sweaty and smelly."

To that, the young master said, "Here, take this,"

and held out three dried corvina...

that was tied up with weaved straw.

It's been 699 years since I left the fairy realm.

A star must return to its place.

The stars must all be in place for the human realm to be in order.

My husband has got to find his memory back.

Professor, I'm leaving first to take care of things.

Oh dear.

Jeom Soon, why aren't you saying you're hungry?

Come on, Mom. I sometimes don't have an appetite.

Jeom Soon, let me see you.

What for?

Did you sneak downstairs without me knowing?

Well, just because there's no toilet up here.

That's why I went downstairs.

You haven't caused any trouble, have you?

What trouble could I cause?

I couldn't...

flush the toilet though.

What's this? What is that?

I finally taught him to pee with the lid up,

and he didn't flush after pooping?

I can't stand this!

The toilet was so different from ours at home.

I didn't know what to press.

What is this?

It's nothing.

I found a lot of it on the way back up.

I ate just a little. No one can tell.

Shanti, yoga, fire, I love it

Shanti, yoga, fire, it's so hot

I love curry, I just love it

What's this?

He finished all that curry?

Then he pooped and didn't flush?

Did he just declare war on me?

This won't do. We're being a nuisance. Let's leave.

You said the guy downstairs is my dad.

Can't we eat his food and use his toilet?

I lived without a dad my whole life.

It's not a big deal to use his toilet once a little.

You didn't flush afterwards. That's a big deal.

I haven't yet confirmed if he's your dad either.

Exactly.

Can't we just stay here?

Just in this room.

I won't go downstairs again.

You will go downstairs again. Pack your things.

No way.

When did the shield go down?

I lost everything while I went to poop.

Wait. Ohjang-dong's Stick...

left our alliance and joined Baby Spoon-worm's?

That's why they say one shouldn't help stragglers.

Did you sleep well?

You're here. Are you ready to work?

There's a problem.

May I find a place to stay before I start working?

Oh dear. Where did you stay last night?

A kind young man helped us out.

I see. So you need a place to stay?

Wait right there.

This is my warehouse. You can stay here for a while.

It even has four walls. It's nice.

Thank you, Ms. Cho.

Come on now. I'm a guardian deity.

Come outside.

Let me see. Yes, these will do.

That's done.

Mom, look. I call dibs!

Can this be my room?

Ms. Fairy, are you here?

Ms. Fairy?

Did she leave?

Hello, Professor Jung. - Did you clock off already?

No, I just stopped by my house.

I'll soon head back to the lab.

Do you have anything to say to me?

Maybe you'd like to confess your sins.

I'm not sure.

You're not sure? Seriously?

Will you sleep at my place again tonight?

Is your guest not moving out?

I'm not sure about how it'll be today.

You should thank my generosity.

I made four portions of curry,

but you took a dump and didn't even flush...

I see that you're home.

Ms. Seon...

I didn't get to say goodbye.

Anyway, I left something behind.

Geum, are you there?

Professor, I'll call you back shortly.

Did he just hang up on me?

Did a teaching assistant just hang up on me?

The battle has begun then.

Professor, can you look over yesterday's lab results?

Sure. - Thank you.

Gyeong Sik, when will Geum be back?

We went out shopping. - Shopping?

Geum went shopping?

Yes, to buy a gift for some lady.

That's the funniest statement I've heard all year.

I didn't know that Geum knew how to make such jokes.

Girlfriend, my foot.

Are you kidding me?

His reputation is even worse than mine.

Then where did Geum go?

He's probably off talking to some bugs.

Unbelievable.

What's this about him buying a gift for a lady friend?

Did he actually bring a girl home last night?

Do you now have a place to stay?

Thank you for yesterday.

I bought this for you.

I saw that you didn't have anything comfortable to wear.

Thank you.

These are so lovely.

They didn't really cost much.

Never in my life have my legs looked this long.

Look.

Look how much room I have.

Back at the lab,

Gyeong Sik said that you were buying a gift for a girl.

Oh, that?

Was it for a girl though?