DumbLand

Episode 1

DumbLand

THE NEIGHBOR

Yes?

I was just looking at that wooden shed over there.

Oh... Yes...?

I like that shed.

That's my shed.

I know it's your fucking shed!

I like that wooden shed.

I have a false arm...

What's that you say?

Fuck you, you motherfuckin' helicopters, you motherfuckers!

Fuck you, you fuck! You fucking motherfucking helicopters!

Fuck you! Fuck you, you fucking motherfuckers!

I heard once someone said you fuck ducks.

I am a one-armed duck-fucker.

THE END

Episode 2

DumbLand

THE TREADMILL

Stop your fucking exercising!

Hey dad, let me try! Hey dad, let me try! Hey dad...

Fuckin' twit.

'Scuse me!

Hi.

What the fuck...

You look like you might be interested in a household product

that makes things smell really good.

Smell gud

What if I was out in yard takin' a shit? You think of that?

I can repeat the Gettysburg Address if you'd care to hear it...

Four score and seven years ago our forefathers brought forth

upon this continent a new nation...

Hey dad, hey dad! Hey dad! Hey dad! Hey dad!

Ha! And they said you were stupid.

THE END

Episode 3

DumbLand

THE DOCTOR

Hey!

You got any mail for me?

Sorry, no mail for you!

Oh yeah? Well I got two letters for you...

F U, stamp licker!

Who broke the fuckin' lamp?!

I, I, I, I...

I, I, I, I, I...

I did!

I'll fix it my-fuckin'-self!

I am the doctor.

Does that hurt you?

No.

Does that hurt you?

No.

Does that hurt you?

No.

Does that hurt you?

No.

Does that hurt you?

No... Wait just a fucking second!

Does that hurt you?!

Does that hurt you?!

Does that hurt you?!

Just what I thought.

You're completely normal.

THE END

Episode 4

DumbLand

A FRIEND VISITS

What the fuck?!

- That's my new clothes line! My God! - Not for long.

That's my clothes line! That's my clothes line!

That's my new...

What if I had to come out in the yard at night to take a shit?!

I could slice my fuckin' head off!

That's my new clothes line! That's my new clothes...

Say what?

A friend visits...

Are you goin' up to the mountains?

Yup. I'm goin' fishin'.

Cut their heads off right there by the stream...

Gut 'em... fry 'em up...

I like to kill deer.

Who don't?

Same thing. I cut their heads off right there in the woods...

Then I rip 'em open...

...gut 'em, and fry me up some genuine old deer meat.

You like to kill sheep?

Sure do.

Same thing. Sheep are fun to have around and I like to kill 'em.