Naruto Shippuden

Orochimaru…

I wonder what that was?

I thought it was a kitty scuttling about, oh well…

BATHS

BATHS Oh!

What a sight!

Boobs.

Lots of boobs.

This is great!

Is this what you called me out for?

I'm leaving.

Hey…

Don't talk so loud.

You want a look?

Oh, lots of butts too!

Hey, Orochimaru…

Orochimaru?

You…pervy brat!

Hot! Hot! Hot!

Aw c'mon, hot water, really?!

Hot!

This is the plan.

You disguise yourself and make a move on Tsunade.

I'll appear just in time, and chase you away.

And Tsunade will say, "Oh Jiraiya, you're so amazing!"

What's the point to all of this?

I don't understand it.

It has deep significance to me.

Very deep significance.

She's close by…

Huh?!

Damn it!

If…if only…I'd folded back then!

Nah…gambling isn't that simple.

That was that and…

Probably…

I'm sure...

Yeah, it was the snap.

The way the dice rolled.

That moment seals whether you win or lose.

Yeah, the snap…

Huh?!

Who are you?

I'm in a bad mood right now.

If you try anything…

I'll kill you!

Tsunade!

A-Are you all right?

I'm here now, so…

don't worry…

Okay?

Huh? What're you doing here?

Actually… I mean, you see…

You're…looking… awfully sexy…

tonight.

Hey, Jiraiya…

I'm leaving.

Just what are you guys up to?

It gets so cold when night falls.

They won't attack us tonight.

Hey…

Why don't we talk about our dreams tonight?

Dreams?

If you have any dreams, that is.

I thought all you only think about is pervy stuff.

Jiraiya, it's an interesting topic for you to bring up.

Well then, let's start with you, Tsunade.

Me?

I want to see the world from one corner to the other.

The world, you say?!

That's a bold dream!

I'm going to win at every casino there is!

So?

What's your dream?

My dream is, perhaps…

to protect you during your travels.

No thanks.

Orochimaru!

Open up and talk about yourself once in a while.

Dreams…

I don't have a dream.

You're such a boring guy.

Leave him alone!

To each his own.

Besides, there are things we want to keep to ourselves—

I want to master ninjutsu.

And become stronger than anyone.

Oh? For what purpose?

For what purpose?

I've never thought about such a thing.

I see…

That's so like you.

Don't talk like you know me.

Oh! I know!

Wouldn't it be great to write about what we see and hear

on our world travels, Tsunade?

You can go by yourself.

That would be…

so…

lonely.

They're coming one after another!

Yeah!

I'll pulverize them!

Yeah…

This is the last.

Thank you for the food.

I think I've mastered nitsuke dishes.

SIMMERED FISH EVERYDAY RECIPES FOR FISH

SIMMERED FISH EVERYDAY RECIPES FOR FISH I guess I'll try meuniere next.

I'm leaving.

Hey, Dad… Dad!

Oh well, sure, what the heck.

Yay…yay!

Isn't that nice?