My Amazing Boyfriend (我的奇妙男友)

My Amazing Boyfriend

Episode 6 -

Quick! Come, come come!

Come, let's play again!

No. Last time the circumstances were special. Only once.

Please, please. Just one last time.

Really just one last time.

Just for a little while. We will definitely not be discovered.

You said it's the last time.

I want to go there!

Let's go Pokemon!

Feng Dong Dong, what is presented in front of you now is two paths.

The first path is to shut your mouth like a clamshell, so tightly that you cannot even pry it open.

The second is to put you and your secret in a barrel of gasoline and fill it with cement,

and let it sink onto the ocean floor forever.

Dong Dong.

Assistant Feng? Feng Dong Dong!

Just now... that...

What you saw was real.

You still want more trouble.

I already said someone would find out, but you insisted on playing. You only have yourself to blame.

Then before you set off, shouldn't you have checked if the landing site had any obstacles?

I said that wasn't flying.

Of course I know this isn't flying. Even fleas can jump higher then you.

Then I'm very sorry. If I jump with your I.Q. next time, I'm sure I'm going to jump higher than a flea.

Are you calling me stupid?

This... this dead monster dares call me stupid!

I'm only saying an objective fact.

You're the monster who had your blood dried out, locked up in a coffin for 100 years and

when you woke up, you didn't even know who was your enemy.

Super idiot monster says I'm the one with no IQ?

Ha, ha, ha, from now on I can live off that joke.

Oh that's right. There's an unlucky person,

who after having a car accident revived a corpse. You really are a complete joke.

You!

So cool!

Brother!

I already knew about the corpse coming to life. Don't act rashly. That monster is not someone you can catch. I know the way to handle him.

Is it possible to meet with you?

Sound the red alert. The real monster shows up at the real midnight filming.

What is this?

This is bad. Brother Qiao has been filmed.

Isn't he amazing?

How can this happen?

Look, look at this!

Look at this!

Look, that's so coo!

The website editor said if he reaches fifty million views,

he'll make an HD version showing his face.

Miss Tian, can't you stop walking around?

I'm almost worried to death.

If he shows the face, the entire world will know I have a monster in my house.

I say, did you get too much energy from drinking too much milk and raced with the cats or something?

Five million views is difficult to reach, right?

Yes, usually a two million click rate is already extremely popular.

When I saw it in the morning, there were only a few hundred clicks.

The clicks have already reached 3 million.

What is there to worry about? There's no law against keeping a 500-year-old in someone's house.

I can't even communicate with you anymore!

Aren't you ? Can't you attack their server?

I can hack a computer system, but I can't hack into original documents.

And that is also a crime, will I be captured?

Then you wouldn't have an assistant!

Step aside, I can always find another assistant.

Since no one knows you're here yet, for a nobleman to take revenge, ten years is not too long. Go quickly!

Can't. There's a re-run of "The Tyrant CEO Is In Love With Me" this afternoon.

Incorrigibly obstinate monster!

What are you watching that is so entertaining?

A lover of photography's little game of deceiving people.

Teachers, next half year's research funds have already been received. Didn't think it was going to be that smooth.

I thought the loss of the corpse disappearing was so big that our sponsor had lost hope in us.

Oh right, teacher. Who is our sponsor?

So many years and yet not seen. Really knows how to say low.

He's probably a fanatic lover of medicine. I don't really know.

Professor, are you sick?

Don't worry, it's just a cold.

You must have worked the whole night again.

When Annie comes back from America in the summer,

seeing you still working all through the night, she will leave immediately.

Sorry, professor.

I didn't mean to offend you.

It's okay.

You're right. That's how my wife and Annie left me.

But this time it will work.

Ye Chen, you are my most talented student.

If we work together, maybe we could change the future of the entire human species.

Alright, professor. But you should still get some better rest.

You don't believe me?

You think that I'm dreaming too?

It's not that I don't believe you. It's just that if you keep treating your body like this

before you collapse, there'll be no chance of completing the repair enzyme goal

unless a miracle happens.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

What are you doing! Do you know how expensive this jacket is?

Even if I sell you, you can pay me back, you know?

Sorry.

Seriously. - Sorry.

She's my woman.

It's a new day!

Then let the Wang Family Corporation go bankrupt.

Sound the red alert! A real monster appears at the midnight filming.

You're not nervous at all?

I'm nervous.

The male protagonist's fiancee wants to murder Miss Zhang Xuan Xuan.

Do whatever you want!

Let me tell you, this idol drama has no logic whatsoever.

That necklace on Zhang Xuan Xuan's neck is from her grandma.

It's worth enough to buy ten restaurants.

She can put Empire Corp. into bankruptcy herself.

That male protagonist is useless.

Also, why does all the male leads fall in love with the female leads?

What about us supporting actresses?

What kind of logic is this?

And you. You don't even have the right to appear in the script.

No memory and no friends.

You won't even be able to get into the mood.

You can only talk to animals.

I'm done talking.

The door bell has been ringing for a while.

May the supporting actress open the door?

Miss Tian, hurry and get ready.

We have to go offsite and do makeup too.

Brother!

Brother, last time you said you wanted to drink fresh lychee juice.

Dong Dong brought it especially for you.

I fear I may never see you again after today.

Please don't forget Dong Dong.

Okay?

Hello, hello.

What's your name?

My last name is Zhang. I manage a small detective firm.

I was commissioned by someone to come and discuss some business with you.

Which advertising firm?

My commissioner wants 36 seconds of a high resolution video.

People in this field are crazy these days.

To come up with this?

Detective Zhang, how much can your client pay?

Tell him in two days, the click rate will be over 50 million for sure.

I offered him 50 million RMB for exclusive buyout fee.

Tell him to send the HD video.

When are you releasing it?

Just tell him it's not his business when we release it.

Since you say that, I'll just sell it to someone else.

What he wants is money anyway.

And Detective Zhang said the price can be negotiated.

So we should just tell him we won't be releasing it.

Go ahead.

Then I will contact the buyer directly.

He's really greedy, that bastard.

Xuan Xuan, Tian Jing Zhi, come here.

Go this way.

Tell the filming director to go up.

From here.

Director. -Let me tell you a bit about the scene.

Xuan Xuan, come.

We're filming this scene from the second floor rooftop.

You have to push Xuan Xuan off later.

And then the male lead appears and saves her.

Then you have to push Xiao Zhi off.

Do you understand?

But, Xiao Zhi... -It's alright.

Go on, director.

You have to do a perfect rotation in air, and then fall into the box.

This scene is very important.

Prep yourself.

Quit pretending to be so tough.

Even the main female lead isn't using a stunt double.

Would it be proper for me to use a stunt?

You don't understand. I love jumping off buidings.

Such a strange hobby.

Xuan Xuan, Xiao Zhi, you're up.

Stand straight.

Ready.

Go.

One.

Two.

You... What do you want to do?

You... you dare to go after my man! Then you need to prepare for your death!

Two.

Three.

One.

Two.

Cut.

Tian Jing Zhi! You're the one who's forcing Zhang Xuan Xuan to jump off the building!

So stop acting like you're about to jump off and kill yourself, alright?

I'm sorry director, again please. Sorry!

I should feel sorry for you.

I've troubled you!

Are you alright?

Director don't get angry.

Again! -Who do you think you are?

You dare to force her?

Don't you know she's my woman?!

No!

I will kill you!

No!

No, don't!

Stop!