The Left Ear (左耳)

I swear to god,

I am a good girl.

My grades are good.

I like helping people.

I can handle hard work.

I respect my elders.

My only defect

is that I'm deaf in my left ear.

Li Er! Li Er!

If you stand on my left and talk to me,

there's a good chance I won't hear you.

We're gonna be late!

You Ta, I'm coming!

But despite that,

I don't think there's anything really wrong with me.

Finish your milk.

Before I was 17,

I had that sort of innocent love for myself.

I believed that everyone in the world meant me well,

and that everyone else loved me the same way.

Medical experts say

the left ear is closest to the heart,

so that's where words of affection should be addressed.

If someone says they love you into your left ear,

it doesn't matter if you can't hear it.

I've been waiting for the one who says that to me.

When I was 17,

he showed up.

Xu Yi!

Don't look at him! Don't look at him!

No! No! No! No!

What happened?

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Thank you.

For this final push in the next 100 days,

we make this promise to ourselves:

we make this promise to ourselves:

I welcome university entrance exams!

I will fight for my place!

I will push myself to my limits!

I will succeed!

I love listening to his voice.

Even when he's shouting awkward slogans,

I get lost in it.

Even though I like just listening to him

and just watching him from a distance,

I still wish he would at least look at me more.

Even just once.

I played with your heart,

got lost in the game.

Oh baby, baby!

Oops!You think I'm in love,

that I'm sent from above.

I'm not that innocent!

You see my problem is this,

I'm dreaming away.

Li Bala…

Skank!

Nasty slut!

Close your legs! Hey don't run away!

Your girlfriend almost killed me.

Don't get all clingy with me.

Who?! Tell me who said that and I'll kill 'em.

You know so many women.

How should I know their names?

Don't sing here any more.

None of those assholes even understand your songs.

Oh, so you're gonna pay my bills then?

Heiren,

you're not scared I have AIDS?

Why should I be scared?

That way we can die together.

What if I don't want to die?

Should I just kill you?

That depends on if you can.

How many times have I said this?

What you eat matters!

Go home and tell those parents of yours

waiting with lunch at the gate,

that if they want your brains in top form,

you need to eat red-braised pork belly!

If you want good scores,

that's still red-braised pork belly!

Finish everything on your plate.

What are you looking at?

Eat.

There's no study hall this weekend.

Let's study at my house.

I can't go.

I have a basketball game.

The last one before the tests.

Jiang Jiao, let's go.

Alright, that's all for today.

Man you're too soft!

You're telling me the gap is that small

Xu Yi,

you're playing pretty good!

You guys came!

-Bala. -Welcome to the game, Miss Bala.

Tianyi dominates!

Is this a game or a brawl?

A game.

Step up and play, boy.

Go!

Go! Go! Go!

-Nice block! -Shoot again!

Shoot again!

10 seconds left!

5！

4！

3！

2！

1！

Tianyi wins the game!

Zhang Yang!

Nice game! You're the only real man on the team.

Let's go.

Bala?

Where did Bala go?

Let's go.

Bye!

Li Er,

let's go home.

You wanted to see me?

You were watching the game.

Do you remember that

because I'm so hot?

There's a lot of broken glass on the road.

Walking like this is dangerous.

Nothing scares me less

than danger.

It's getting late.

Go home.

You're back.

I'll heat up some dinner for you.

No thanks.

''Li Bala.''

Li Bala.

You're famous.

Am I?

Soon you're gonna be famous too,

because you scored a famous girl.

Did I say I wanted to score you?

It's not too late to say it.

I can score you,

but you have to do something for me.

There's a kid named Xu Yi at Tianyi Middle School.

I don't care how you do it,

but I want you to ruin him.

No problem.

And don't ask me why.

I won't.

-Goodbye, teacher! -Bye!

-See you. -See you.

See you.

Hey, come look at this!

-What is she doing? -What is it?

Xu Yi, I love you!

Xu Yi, I love you!

''I love Xu Yi!''

Somebody likes you!

I love Xu Yi!

I love Xu Yi!

I love Xu Yi!

I love Xu Yi!

Get down!

How the hell did you get up there?! Get down now!

Down, now!

Get down now!

You, over there, look at me.

See you tomorrow, handsome.

''I love Xu Yi!''

Hi.

Say something!

What do you want from me?

Do you have a girlfriend?

-No. -Well you do now!

I'm Li Bala, Li like in Leon Lai's name

and bala like in fondle.

If you don't say yes to me,

I'll sing love songs in front of your building every night.

-Mimimi Mamama… -Knock it off, alright?

I can knock it off if you want.

Come walk on the beach with me.

I want to talk to you.

Tell me what you want to say.

Guess.

I have to study tonight.

Aren't you in school?

I dropped out a long time ago.

Your parents don't care?

They're dead.

So who do you live with?

My grandma.

Sometimes I'm home all alone.

Alone?

She goes out to play mahjong all night.

But if you're there,

then I won't be alone.