TiMER

I'm late?

Hi. No!

Uh though. Five minutes finally I did not count.

- But we came here for. - Yeah.

- It is... - Oh... Yeah.

- It's gone? - Uh...

Listen, about that...

Brian. Can tell you like me?

Yeah. Really.

And I like you too, attention,

but I do not see why we refused to offer a guarantee.

Yeah.

Course.

More... Do you feel ready?

Brian!

- Okay. - Super.

Yeah, great.

Oona! Hello. This is another attempt?

Yes. Welcome back, Patty. This is Brian.

Welcome, Brian. You're ready to take the plunge ?

Uh, Abso... absolutely.

This is gone, come with me. I take care of you.

Say, Oona, how did you guys returned to this place?

I had some disappointments in my life .

You'll swear you're in the house.

Please.

- Thank you. I have... - You lie.

Well are you ready?

I need an ID and a credit card picture.

Of course, yes.

- Sorry. - OK. This is good.

How long have you dating?

A little over a month.

Brian Thompson? Man, thirty-three years!

How you survived without Timer?

- I lived in Oklahoma. - I understood.

Caucasian. Straight. I hope it lasts!

And your personality tests are available on the net.

Perfect. Good. We offer this week.

All for $ 79.99.

It includes installation and commissioning.

Subscription $ 1.99 per month.

It takes? I just need you sign these conditions. That's it.

What... What is conditions, exactly?

It's just uh...

You will not be refunded if you find you waiting

your great love too long or not enough. Or, for example,

if you get on a roll.

You will, uh... It is supposed to be guaranteed...

Fall on true love. This is the principle?

No. This is not required. Not at first.

I'll give you a brochure on the path to true love.

So obviously, there is the thunderbolt.

But he also friendship that turns into love it.

Enemies who become lovers. The intellectual attraction, etc..

The timer indicates the time when great love into your life.

For the rest, is up to you to manage.

We were already ahead of the game. Huh?

This is true, it changes nothing. Go.

Great! Super!

OK, Brian. You're right or left handed?

Left.

It's what you do? I want to say we're going to do now?

It seems to hurt. Does it hurt?

It's like getting your ears pierced.

I have not pierced ears, I...

This is a bit painful, but is very brief.

Listen. Just after implantation

if you are made for each other,

then your two Timers blow at the same time.

And then deep love. Is it good?

Course. Super. On... I'm ready!

Oona.

You know that it sounds must look in the eyes.

The best part of my day. Drum roll!

Sweet jesus.

Nine hundred and sixteen days.

I Filoche.

Oona, I'm sorry.

This is really great.

All is well. I... 'm Very happy for you both.

You see, that's why I wanted to come here.

- This is the situation that I wanted... - But it will not. Really.

I usually, you know.

This is great.

Nine hundred sixteen days it's almost...

Two and a half years.

Two and a half years.

I have finished my studies, I am doctor.

Fingers crossed.

[This is the perfect time, in fact.

It's still crazy to say it is outside.

She wanders, she built her life.

And his little clock that was not lit years

finally started counting.

You know...

Two years is a long time. So maybe that both could...

I understand.

This is a mined relationship.

Pathetic.

Undermined . This is the word I used.

And I told shabby.

This is more appropriate.

Sorry. That's great, I...

I really... Congratulations!

This is great. Super. I gotta get back to work.

- Listen, I was thinking... - Yes, well then, we...

- It was great between us, really. - It's true.

You're great. Really...

This is cute. Not. I'm going.

Take care of yourself.

It's over. Everything you always wanted is in this box.

See you soon, Oona!

This is one of our regular clients.

Good day, sir. And keep good timing.

If a clock could tell you the exact moment

Where you meet your soul mate

would you know?

Here is the question that is asked by a brand new device called

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Set just after puberty and powered by body heat,

Timer allows you to calculate your rate oxytocin, the hormone of love.

It falls to zero, the previous midnight.

And the next day it may sound at any time

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Take the cake, Monica.

More sugar! My Timer will soon ring.

- This is when? - Three years.

A computer planted in the arm?

No, no way.

I really know.

- It'll branch? - It tries thee?

What? Not. I have one.

At first he was a virgin, it made me a little nervous.

But she had one too. Where it is.

Jane loves dogs. John also.

Stop calculate is done for you.

All our common interests are just the tip of the iceberg.

We we speak of true love.

Shared values, needs emotional, physical attraction.

As of 2005, it is estimated that half of Americans

age of fourteen or more will Timers.

A recent survey suggests a satisfaction rate of 99%

in people who already have a timer.

It's like a fairy tale.

I seen from the other side of the room.

He ​​looked at me and I knew right away.

Everyone is returned and people started clapping.

For the fifteenth anniversary of the invention of Timer

we met one of those couples.

Eric and Tammi had their account countdown ends there five years.

I was very skeptical about the timer.

I really did not think it was possible that a watch to tell me

like that. But in fact, it is not how it works.

What do you say to people who do not believe it work?

It does not tell you who to love.

It just confirms what you know.

What you already feel but

when you're ready...

This is a bonus.

It reassuring.

What?

Why are you whispering?

I whisper it.

Where are you

In a church.

Brian is not good.

Shit! This is not true

Call me when you've found your panties.

It works.

So?

Brian is not for me.

Hi Priscilla.

'On'our.

If I took off your rings today is what it looks like to you?

'Of our' reason?

Uh... He still has a month Dr. O'Leary.

It's just there for an adjustment.

Yes, but a month, it has more.

According to my sources, the school again next week.

My little brother goes to school, he is the spy.

It has everything to him that child. It will be a misfortune to college.

Your rings live their last moments, small.

'Is' rop su'er!

You know that the single in the supermarket?

A little old, but funny.

Go, I'll do...

It brings its products to the fund