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Previously on Greek

So what do I do?

You do what you need to do to make it right in your mind.

How about some breakfast? - Later, Cap.

Purity pledge, activate. - Amen!

You have to choose.

Her or me?

You don't want me to choose.

What's the story with the scruffy Kappa Tau who looks like Rob Thomas?

He was talking to Casey this morning.

Oh, God. Casey made the mistake of dating Cappie freshman year.

$275?

He said he was buying.

You want me to bail you dorks out or not?

Look around. Some day this could all be yours.

How did you know about that video? - I sent it to you.

We can still move our relationship forward.

It's after 3:00, and no word. That's not good.

Our house is at the end of Greek row.

They have four other nominees to give roses to.

I'm sure they'll show up any minute.

Any word? - No,

I'm competing with every girl in the Greek system.

Case, you know, maybe not being nominated

for "Omega Chi Sweetheart" wouldn't be the end of the world.

Or maybe it would.

No sister has ever been elected president of ZBZ

without taking "Sweetheart of Omega Chi" first.

Well, there was Vanessa Davis in '95, but

she had scoliosis and played the whole

"I've-overcome-obstacles-thing" to gain sympathy votes.

So it's possible without.

But not with your posture.

So Casey's entire political future at Zeta Beta Zeta depends on this moment?

Okay, I'm just gonna stop with the helping.

Being nominated "Omega Chi Sweetheart," it's like

running in the primaries.

If you don't take New Hampshire... - It's 3:05.

Maybe we should think of some obscure disease you could be suffering from.

Let's plan a Gray's Anatomy marathon just in case.

Oh, my God! - Yes! Yes, yes!

Okay, God, this is so exciting. It's almost like it's happening to me again.

Casey Cartwright,

it is my pleasure to announce your official nomination

to the court of "Sweetheart of Omega Chi."

I accept!

Hey. - Hey.

Sorry I'm late.

I couldn't find my dorm key,

and then I realized that it was in my room, which was locked.

My roommate was, like, absolutely no help.

Come on in.

I missed you.

It was the longest 3 1/2 hours of my life.

So, uh...

Yeah.

Do you think you want, you know, you might...

That's why I said "yeah" just now.

I wasn't sure. - It's okay.

I didn't want it to be awkward.

Wait, where's Dale? - It's Wednesday, so he'll be

at the biology building for another 20 minutes,

and then he'll get his cherry limeade and cheesaritos,

which'll take another 8 to 11 minutes depending on pedestrian traffic.

You know, this'll be our third time. - Fourth.

Maybe.

Yeah, I don't know. I wasn't keeping track or anything.

Ignore it. It must be broken or something.

Rusty! Did you say Wednesday? It's Thursday.

He'll freak if he catches us.

What a waste.

Thermodynamics and heat transfer analysis?

My little sister could teach that class.

I'm gonna check my Second Life stock.

You wanna see my new avatar?

What are you guys doing?

Nothing. - Nothing.

GREEK 1X09 "Depth Perception"

Synchro: Beyond

Winning the title of "Omega Chi Sweetheart"

is completely dependent on your personal interaction

with each and every Omega Chi,

as well as catering to their basic needs.

Um, hello! We're ZBZs, not Tri Pis.

Not those needs. Right?

Of course not. This isn't the Clinton administration.

Think more Laura Bush. - Ew.

Trust me, the Omega Chis aren't looking

for a girl who swigs beer and shows off her whale tail.

This girl represents the fraternity publicly, so

they're wanting less Ginger and more Mary Ann.

This is the girl they want to bring home to mother Bush.

Now, I like to take the two-pronged approach:

win their stomachs, and then win their hearts.

So let's start talking baked goods.

I was thinking maybe something in a scone.

Casey's not much of a baker.

But I can drive to the store, buy some muffins,

wrap 'em up to make 'em look homemade, right?

Genius. - I've been inspired by the master.

I only wish I had a me for inspiration last year.

Oh, my God. I was so nervous.

Despite completely dominating the competition.

It seems like so long ago.

I can barely even remember Blake

coming over to the ZBZ house,

presenting me with my white rose.

Frannie, Frannie.

Muffins?

Oh! Right. Okay.

Next topic: Current events.

"Ten things you should know about fantasy football."

How about tomorrow night?

Yep, that should be good.

Could we use your room? - I don't think so.

My roommate Stephanie could barely make it past the dresser this morning.

She needs to go to Student Health.

That's the problem, she's agoraphobic.

She can't really "go" anywhere.

She spends all day on the internet talking into her little web cam.

It's like living with LonelyGirl15.

What about your room? Tonight?

Hold on. Let me check Dale's schedule.

Is this weird?

Trying to have sex around Dale's schedule? It's getting weird, right?

I mean, I know he has some issues, but...

"Some" issues?

He cancelled our cable after accidentally

watching three minutes of a Dawson's Creek rerun.

Then can't we just tell him that we'd like to have the room for one evening?

Don't you think you have as much of a right to personal time as he does?

Yeah, you're right.

It's not like being baptist qualifies as a debilitating medical condition.

I'll talk to him. - Good.

'Cause I'd kinda like to get into the double digits.

What?

Bye. - Bye.

Hey, Cappie!

Wait up!

Spitter!

It's a beautiful day, wouldn't you...

You look different.

Haircut?

Hmm, maybe I look different because I had sex?

No, that's not it. Are you wearing a bronzer?

I lost my virginity.

Ah, Mazel Tov, young man.

How's it going in the afterglow? - Great.

It'd be better if

I didn't have a roommate who's a born-again Christian

with a light class schedule.

Logistical problems.

Well, I'd be happy to let you use my deluxe accommodations.

Really? You don't mind?

Absolutely not.

Only 20 bucks an hour. For reservations, contact Wade.

We are booked for the next two weeks. However,

after finals I am expecting a lull.

Two weeks?

I need the cash flow, bro. I've got some debts to pay off.

Hold, please.

You can't get me in any sooner?

Do you have triple A?

Would that matter? - No.

Never mind, I'll just have to talk to Dale.

He's probably just finishing his Fruit Roll-Up.

Side effects may include

nausea, blindness, decapitation, rectal oozing.

This is not a pharmaceutical study.

I know, I was just hiding behind witticism

to mask the resentment of an unfulfilled childhood.

The intent of this experiment is to examine theories

of behavioral psychology.

Tomorrow's experiment will begin with "the stroop" task.

I think I had "the stroop" once.

And we will be adding environmental stressors over time.

We're exploring the Gestalt perceptual laws of organization.

The test requires you to stay awake for 30 hours.

30 hours?

One of our psych lower-division undergrads will be with you for the

duration of the test to supervise and record your responses.

Oh, I love being supervised and recorded.

We'll start tomorrow afternoon.

Be sure to bring plenty of food and liquids with you. No alcohol.

Uh, it's wierd. Most students can't resist a joke.

Clearly I'm not most students.

Clearly.

The student who will administer the test is participating for a grade,

but understand this is a professional study.

You'll be expected to answer

every question the administrator gives you.

You'll be given access to a bathroom, but that is it for 30 hours.

Ms. Logan, please come meet your test subject.

This is case study 8675309.

Rob Thomas guy? - Actually, your subject's name is...

Unimportant.

Remember, Logan, we don't see things as they are.

We see things as we are.

I used to be a psych major.

Hey, Rus.