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"Straw" by Alina Cheng
This photo I just saw. I don't believe it. How is it possible? There must be a misunderstanding.
Goodbye, He Yi Fan.
It's her.
Don't be scared. We're here.
Looking at that person face. I still want to beat her up, yet you shake her hand.
Maybe one day we will meet each other again.
Let's play true or dare.
Jackpot! Jackpot!
Wang Mi Na. Do you see the man from the opposite side?
Grab that man phone. Go over there.
- Right. - We're still brothers?
Hello, everyobody!
Hi!
Don't be frightened, I'm not a loose women and I'm not an idiot.
I just... Lost the game.
You're drunk.
Interesting. Film it.
I'm now going to ask you a very serious question.
The four of you,
which one are the most popular with woman?
- Please answer. - I know.
What are you doing? What are you making me do?
Good, is you.
What is that you want to see?
- Let's take a photo together. - We can take a photo.
Able to take a photo with this Auntie Older Sis is my honor.
What is Auntie Older Sis? Do we know each other?
Not consider as knowing each other.
Hey, it's a magic kiss!
A magical kiss!
Mrs.
What are you doing?!
Wait a second.
Mina, I actually very like you.
You're lying.
If you like me,
you wouldn't say "I'm sorry", and then disappeared.
This issue, I thought it over and over again.
I knew you'd leave me sooner or later.
But I don't know why it came
this fast and this hateful.
Do you want to know?
Then I'll tell you.
Actually, is because.
He Yi Fan, I can't hear.
Say it one more time, can you?
I can't hear, Yi Fan. I can't hear.
I can't hear. I can't hear.
Say it a little louder.
Say it louder.
It's been years since I've had this kind of dream.
Plus, it naturally still hurt.
My head hurts.
Wang Mi Na, you're awake.
Why are my lips stinging?
Last night you kissed and gnawed on that guy. Of course they'd be stinging.
Apparently you've already completely forgotten riot you caused after drinking.
Drunken rioting? What kind of luck is that?
Hey, I'll tell you. After you got really drunk last night you really got lustful and forced yourself on some fresh meat.
You kissed him and nibbled on him. You gnawed on him until he took off.
A magical kiss!
Mrs.
What are you doing? Wait a second.
- Mrs. - Wang Mi Na.
Sit down. Hurry. Sit down.
How are you so strong?
- Don't be like this. - Mrs. - Wang Mi Na.
If the group of us hadn't stopped you you would have taken that fresh piece of meat and eaten it up!
You're lying. I don't believe it. I won't do those things.
I originally don't believe it too. But you really did it.
But you don't have to be so surprised.
That this kind of thing happened, I think is because you've abstained for too long. Your yin and yang are out of adjustment.
Right. I think you really should find a man to date to lower the heat.
- To avoid doing something later that you can't take back and I won't be able to help you. - Weng Mei Yan, you-- - What are you doing?!
- Look at you, using a stick to hit someone! - You're being sarcastic! - Look at you!
You don't have a man! You don't have a man! Beat the tiger, chicken eats bugs!
- Ok. - Bugs!
Don't fight. If we don't leave the room by 12:00 we have to pay more.
We will. She wants to go look for Yang Tian Yu. Give this to you.
Put out the fire.
- Wang Mi Na, hurry and brush your teeth. - I don't want to.
- Hurry, all of us are waiting for you. - I don't want to.
So I was really like that yesterday?
You were really like that.
You guys are still laughing. Laughing and having fun.
- I did stop you, okay. - Did you stop me?
- I did. - Oh my god.
Thank god that you explained to Jessica or else I'm doomed.
Does it hurt?
None of your business. It's not you who got bitten.
So mean...
Hey, where's Jessica?
She went downstairs to check out.
Let me tell you, women in their 30s are like wolves, and those in their 40s are like tigers.
I've lived so long and I've never met a woman sex starved.
Wang Mi Na, the person you bite yesterday was him.
He said you, in your 30s, are like a wolf.
I... I'm tying my shoes.
I don't have shoelaces. I'm helping him tie.
A little loose.
Help.
- I don't want to live! - Really humiliating!
No problem, you were really good this time. I'm laughing so hard!
This time is the funniest.
Still laughing?
I'm sorry. I can't control it.
May I ask are you done laughing, Mr. Liu?
Okay, I'm good.
Thank you.
Hey, saying for real. If that lady knew like that one kiss
can change her whole life, what would she think?
How am I suppose to know? What does it have to do with me?
It's her who came up to me and kiss. It's not me who kissed her.
I know. But it's a curiosity.
Right here.
Storefont. Second and third floor as well.
Second floor and third floor too? It's quite big.
The area is not bad too.
Okay, is this one. The other ones we don't have to see.
This one then.
Knew you want something like this.
Yes! Baby, look. The money has arrived.
- Really. - Look.
Seventy milion. Not one more or one less. Exactly. On time.
What we talked about last night, the investment money came. It's great.
When is the landlord coming?
- It should be soon. Made an appointment for 11:30AM. - 11:30AM?
It should be soon. Let's wait for him here.
The stuff I bought yesterday, I left at the hotel. I want to go back to get it.
How about when we finish discussing with the contract, then I'll accompany you to go back to get it?
I want to go back to get it now.
- But we have to discuss contract- - That shoe is expensive.
I really want to go back and get it.
- Is your shoe or the contract important? - This person, how can you talk like this?
How about this? I'll accompany her to go back to the hotel.
You wait for the landlord here. It should be about twenty minutes. Really fast.
Is fast. Really.
Okay, hurry.
Hurry.
See you later.
Yes!
So embarrassing. Why did we have to meet again just now?
What did he say? She's 30% wolf, 40% tiger? Oh my god!
Hey, you don't have to bite off your tongue to commit suicide.
Ok, don't think about it so much. I've heard that the handmade bread hear is really good.
It's quite delicious.
Who's phone? Can you pick it up?
Not mine.
My ringtone is not that too.
Then, is it me?
Mrs., the sound is coming from your bag?
This is not my phone ringtone.
- So delicious. - Taste good.
- Hello. - Hello, David. The landlord hasn't arrived yet.
Sir, I'm sorry. You've misdialed.
I'm sorry I misdialed. I'm sorry.
- Hello. - David.
I'm not David. Thank you, please don't call anymore.
It can't be. This is his number.
What do you want exactly?
Hello, Liu Ming Wei.
I'm not Liu Ming Wei. Can you not hear this is a woman's voice? Don't call again.
- Who was that? - Crazy. Some group of swindlers.
Saying something like "David. Liu Ming Wei." I don't even know.
Ming Wei. This name is so familiar. Heard it somewhere.
I feel the same way.
I remember now. He's the friend of that fresh meat from this morning.
It seems like it.
This is not my phone. Why is it in my bag?
I'm sorry fresh meat, my friend is drunk.
Bye-bye.
You must have taken the wrong one then.
Could it be that I grabbed the wrong one.
- Weng Mei Yan, hurry and call my phone. - Wait a second.
Your call is being sent to voice mail.
He's shut it off.
What is this?
I can't unlock right now too. What now?
Your call is being transferred to voice mail.
After the tone you will be charged. If you don't leave a message please hang up.
Hello, Jessica. Where are you guys?
The landlord is still not here.
Is past half an hour ago already, when are you guys exactly coming back?
Can you guys come back right away? Get back to me right away. Right now!
Dear Customer, Hello. Your foreign currency account in the amount of NT$70,000,000 has been withdrawn.
What? My money has been withdrawn?
That's not right, I didn't touch it.
Is him! Hurry!
Mister, Mister.
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