Kacheri Arambam (கச்சேரி ஆரம்பம்)

Thanks to my mother, to Chennai which adopted me,

to R.B. Choudhry, who introduced me,

to Director Seeman, my Guru,

One fine morning...

Where's my spectacles, Saraswathi?

See, next to the phone.

To my dear father, your son Pari,

when you read this letter, my face must appear like in old films,

sorry dad, forget it, if it doesn't appear,

when you read this, l'll be dead,

l won't write like that,

for my mistake you beat mother, it hurt me a lot, father,

l've left behind the watch, cell phone and bracelet you bought for me,

but one thing, l've taken the SlM card, it has my personal numbers, right?

l had decided to leave this place but l don't have money,

then l got an idea, dad!

What could it be?

Mother, you save money in the charity box when dad and l are there,

so l broke it open,

now l know you break it open when we are not there, - Why?

after that l came to take the bureau keys,

you were alert even in sleep,

but dad was totally flat,

grandfather's property belongs to grandson, right?

That's why l took the ring.

Pari, my son! Where did you go away?

You wouldn't mind if l ask you some thing, right?

Go ahead.

Train stopped in the station for 10 minutes,

you too were standing for 10 minutes,

why did you get into train running risking your life?

l'm the hero of this film.

Opening scene, just a build up.

You wouldn't mind if l ask you something now, right?

Go ahead.

100s of passengers get in and get down,

why are you asking only me leaving all others?

Who are you sir?

l'm the director of this film.

Debut film, so little build up.

Do you've a match box, Swami?

Do you've a cigarette?

- Flashback? - Yeah!

You!

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Try to understand me, Sumathi.

What should l do now?

Please love!

l'm talking to you, stop Sumathi.

lf it's you okay,

you're educated, wealthy, and handsome too,

but please don't support your friend,

what does he have?

He loves you deeply. Look at him.

l hate to see him.

Why are you so harsh? He's in love with you for 3 years.

We both belong to different religions, no way we can adjust.

- What's this buddy? - Please...

Sumathi, even birds too love,

but religion, only humans follow it.

- lsn't this dialogue comes in the film, 'Poove Unakkaaga', buddy?- Yes.

What's the reason for liking me so much?

Look, you can cite 1000 reasons for hating someone,

but you can't say even one reason for loving someone.

Buddy...isn't it from 'Love Today'?

She's not falling for any dialogue.

Sumathi, wait.

One remembers still the alphabets learnt at age 5,

how can he forget suddenly the girl he loves at 20?

This is from film, 'Nee Varuvayena'.

Did you see? He's quoting from the films produced by his company.

lmpossible, Pari. Tell him to forget me.

Ask him to die, he'll do it immediately.

But if you ask him to forget, what can he do?

Think over it again.

Pari, if you don't have this talking power, you'd go to the dogs.

That's okay, but what have you decided now?

- No other way... - That means?

l accept.

Yes!

Hey, your matter is okay, come here.

He's flying!

Thanks.

That's for me!

Sorry buddy!

That's for her!

Be careful!

This is a temple.

- Buddy...you're great. - Give me a five!

- Did a greatjob? - Hi five!

Where did you learn to speak like this?

That's a trick!

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Trick...trick...love trick...

Come dude, l'll teach you...

l'll build a Taj Mahal for everyone's love...

Karaikudi girl is hot like chilly...

Coimbatore girl is mischievous...

Kovilpatti girl is short tempered...

Kanchipuram girl is talkative..

Girls of any region will listen to me...

l belong to zodiac sign Gemini...

l'm an expert in love...

l belong to zodiac sign Gemini...

l'm an expert in love...

Trick...trick...love trick...

Come dude, l'll teach you...

Pari of ancient times gave his chariot to the jasmine twig...

This Pari will help lovers to unite...

lt's always useless banter that men indulge in...

But he talks sweet...

While in temple, speak like the camphor...

Speak like a mirror after bath...

Speak with eyes in crowd...

Speak with gestures only when with relatives...

When you see her in flower shop, speak in armlengths...

When you see her in tea shop, speak strong....

Whatever it is, speak out your mind bravely...

Use hook six times in 5 seconds...

l belong to zodiac sign Gemini...

l'm an expert in love...

l belong to zodiac sign Gemini...

l'm an expert in love...

Trick...trick...love trick...

Come dude, l'll teach you...

l'll build a Taj Mahal for everyone's love...

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Speak hot like meter while travelling in an auto...

Apply brake while riding on bike...

Speak using signal while travelling in train...

Speak like change while travelling in a bus...

While riding a cycle speak ringing the bell...

While walking speak like the anklets...

If the girl comes beautifully dressed, talk sweetly...

If anyone comes suddenly, call her sister and escape...

l belong to zodiac sign Gemini...

l'm an expert in love...

l belong to zodiac sign Gemini...

l'm an expert in love...

Trick...trick...love trick...

Come dude, l'll teach you...

l'll build a Taj Mahal for everyone's love...

l belong to zodiac sign Gemini...

l belong to zodiac sign Gemini...

l'm an expert in love...

- What next? Marriage? - We've to decide it.

Sumathi is our sister.

You can't do anything here going against us.

Go away from here.

What if l refuse?

This is my family matter. Don't interfere in it.

Hello, your sister is family matter, but love is public matter,

look, l delivered punch dialogues, with chorus and song,

to unite the lovers, try to understand...

- Hack them.. - Bring back our sister.

Attack boys!

No!

When did this happen?

Buddy, when you were dancing solo in the lengthy BGM,

we too...then...played a game.

What's your decision now?

Let bygones be bygones.

The matter has come to morning sickness, boys will not listen to me.

We've paid them each Rs.100, a biryani and a quarter bottle whisky.

For that?

lf you've a small fight, boys and audience, both will be happy.

lt's getting late, tell them to come.

Gym boys!

- Buddy, they're chasing to hit us. - Will they come to fondle you then?

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Pick it up!

- Give me. - You'll hit me if l give.

Give me l say.

Daddy!

- Why did you stop? Hit me too! - l must manage him.

l'm not asking you to work and look after this family.

Can't you atleast stop bringing bad name to me?

People are asking me, what is your son doing?

What should l tell them?

That's what l'm doing, father.

What work?

Working about what to do.

Aren't you ashamed to be a free loader?

Mother, served me every variety of food, what is this free loader?

ls it for dad only?

Can't you keep your tongue in control?

Where's the watch?

What?

- lt's there. - lt's there? Where?

- What's the time? - 9.10!

Tell me correctly, 9 or 10?

9.10 means 10 minutes past nine.

How can a watchman be without a watch?

- Keep it, enjoy! - But for you...?

l'm youth, l can work hard and buy a new one.

Who? You...?

l've been seeing for 25 years.

Dad, l'm also seeing you since l was born.

- Both are same. - Change this first.

Don't change the topic.