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CAN I GIVE YOU SOME HELP?

WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?

-WELL, I AM PRETTY GOOD WITH BIKES.

-THAT'S NOT AN AREA I NEED HELP WITH.

-ALL RIGHT! SEE YOU BACK AT THE HOUSE!

-YOU AND MITCH HAVE BEEN TRAINING WEEKS FOR THIS RACE.

NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'RE NOT INTO IT?

-I'M TELLING YOU, NOT MITCH.

AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO TELL HIM EITHER.

-I'M STARTING TO LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS.

-JUST TELL HIM THAT YOU SAW ME

DO THE BEACH RUN IN 29 SECONDS,

THE SWIM IN UNDER 5 MINUTES,

AND WITH THE PADDLE BOARD, MY TIME WAS JUST UNDER 15 MINUTES.

-NO. THOSE ARE BETTER THAN MITCH'S PERSONAL BESTS.

OH, STEPHANIE, YOU ARE TOO CRUEL.

-CRUEL? GARNER! I'M MOTIVATING HIM.

-TORTURING HIM IS MORE LIKE IT.

-WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? MITCH?

YES.

WELL, TELL ME.

TELL ME!

-WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

-STILL 18 SECONDS OFF HER TIME.

-YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY READING THAT THING WRONG.

WELL, THEN OBVIOUSLY YOU STOPPED IT TOO LATE.

FACE IT, MITCH. SHE'S GOING TO WIPE YOU OUT.

-LET'S GO AGAIN. -NO WAY.

GIVE ME A SECOND. I NEED A BREAK.

-STEPHANIE DID THE RUN, SWIM, AND PADDLE IN UNDER 15 MINUTES.

YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO TAKE A BREAK. LET'S GO.

-GO! -AAH!

AAH!

YOU KNOW, MY DARLING,

A BODY SUCH AS YOURS

IS A TEMPLE TO BE WORSHIPED.

THIS IS NOT SO MUCH A PLEASURE FOR ME

AS IT IS A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.

-STRETCH MY GASTROCNEMIUS, PLEASE?

-WELL, CERTAINLY. AND WHERE IS IT?

-YOU'RE MASSAGING IT. -OH, YES! OF COURSE.

AND IT'S SO TIGHT AND COMPACT.

HEY!

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HER!

-TINA, DARLING, IS THAT SOMEONE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

THAT'S JUST MEL.

-THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND. -BOYFRIEND?

-WELL, YOU TWO PROBABLY WANT TO BE ALONE. I'LL CALL YOU.

-YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME, YOU GEEK!

I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND BUST YOU IN HALF!

NO. MEL.

-GUIDO, I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR DAY OFF.

-IT IS, BUT I LOVE IT HERE SO MUCH.

SAY, YOU KNOW, C.J.,

YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO SEE A VERY LARGE GENTLEMAN

WITH A HAIRCUT LIKE A SLICED AVOCADO?

YOU KNOW, JUST SORT OF STANDING AROUND,

LOITERING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. DID YOU?

-NO, BUT IF I DO, I'LL TELL HIM WHERE YOU-- -NO, NO, NO!

THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY. YOU SEE, I'M JUST CURIOUS.

JUST LIKE A SURVEY KIND OF A THING.

-WELL, YOU KNOCKED 6 SECONDS OFF YOUR TIME.

BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

I'LL GET THERE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

-I JUST MET THE MOST PHENOMENAL WOMAN.

-WHAT IS SHE? A MUD WRESTLER?

-SHE'S GOT TO BE A MOTOCROSS RACER OR SOMETHING.

-WE WERE UP ON POINT DUME ROAD. -NO, YOU WEREN'T.

THAT ROAD'S BEEN CLOSED BECAUSE OF ACCIDENTS.

-IT WAS, BUT LATELY BIKERS HAVE BEEN USING IT TO RACE ON.

-YOU'RE NOT RACING UP THERE, ARE YOU?

-MATT, THAT ROAD'S A DEATHTRAP.

-WE WEREN'T RACING. I JUST WANTED TO MEET HER.

I'M TELLING YOU, THIS GIRL WAS OUTRAGEOUS.

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE HANDLE A BIKE

THE WAY SHE DID.

I COULDN'T EVEN KEEP UP WITH HER.

-I HOPE YOU'RE NOT SAYING THAT COME RACE DAY.

SHUT UP.

SHUT UP.

-STEPHANIE? -HI.

CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

YEAH, SURE.

WHY ARE YOU TRAINING SO HARD

IF YOU'RE NOT ENTERING INTO THE COMPETITION.

-OH, WELL, MITCH AND I ARE WORKING OUT TOMORROW

AND I GOT TO CONVINCE HIM I'M FOR REAL.

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

OKAY.

WHEN I WAS A ROOKIE, MITCH USED TO PLAY PRACTICAL JOKES

ON ALL OF US AND YELL "GOTCHA!"

THEN HE'D GO AROUND BOASTING

HOW NONE OF US COULD EVER GET HIM.

WELL...

I'VE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR MY GOTCHA.

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS HUDSON?

ALL RIGHT.

VERY CHERRY.

-YOU MUST BE THE GUY WHO NAMES ICE CREAM.

-NO, I'M THE GUY YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. WHO ARE YOU?

-I'M THE GIRL WHO'S GOING TO OWN YOUR BIKE.

CLARIFY THAT.

-I WANT TO RACE YOU FOR PINK SLIPS.

WINNER KEEPS THE LOSER'S BIKE.

-GO HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLS.

-I WON THIS ONE FROM FRANK CATES.

CATES BEAT YOU, I BEAT HIM.

I THINK WE SHOULD GO AGAINST EACH OTHER, DON'T YOU?

WHEN AND WHERE?

00 A.M. POINT DUME ROAD.

-YOU BETTER ARRANGE FOR A RIDE HOME.

HEY, RUDY.

CHECK OUT MY NEW RIDE.

OH, YEAH.

YOU MEAN THE, UH, BIKE?

SO...

YOU LIKE GUYS CHASING YOU. IS THAT YOUR DEAL?

DO I KNOW YOU?

-YOU GAVE ME A MUD BATH THIS MORNING.

OH, IT'S YOU.

ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE.

YOU WEREN'T HURT, WERE YOU?

-NO, BUT I WILL BE IF YOU DON'T SAY YES.

-YES CAN BE A VERY DANGEROUS WORD.

YES, IT CAN BE.

BUT I'M A LIFEGUARD. I'LL PROTECT YOU.

-SORRY. I'M LEAVING TOWN TOMORROW.

-THEN I GUESS THAT DOESN'T LEAVE US TOO MUCH TIME, DOES IT?

-MUCH TIME FOR WHAT? -TO GO OUT.

TO HAVE FUN. TO FALL IN LOVE.

TO HAVE A TEARFUL GOOD-BYE

WHEN WE HAVE TO BREAK UP.

-WHY DON'T WE JUST START WITH THE GOING OUT PART?

I'M OFF DUTY IN 3 HOURS.

-I SHOULD BE HOT ENOUGH BY THEN.

-MY NAME IS-- -DON'T TELL ME.

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

OKAY.

IT'S HYPNOTIC.

IT REMINDS ME OF MY DAD--

SEEING THE HEADLIGHT OF HIS MOTORCYCLE

ON THE WET PAVEMENT WHEN HE'D COME HOME LATE AT NIGHT.

-DID HE TEACH YOU HOW TO RIDE?

NO.

HE SAID THE ONLY PLACE FOR A WOMAN

ON A MOTORCYCLE IS BEHIND A MAN