Rosalie Blum

In the Amazon there are isolated tribes,

Threatened by deforestation.

Some tribes have decided to settle,

Others are still nomadic.

Good morning, Vincent!

Yes, that's right, good morning.

I don't know the Amazon.

But to be honest,

I don't know Africa or Asia either,

Nor the rest of the world.

On the other hand,

Even blindfold, I could ride here.

I know it by heart.

It's out of fashion.

Corinne Beauchamp.

They're announcing a seven.

Oh yes?

My daughter is angry with him.

Sylvie Fournier.

The other was his best friend.

Oh yes?

Finally, we opted for carpet everywhere.

Including the bathroom.

Renaud Clery.

Oh yes...

My clients, too, know them by heart.

Salon Machot, hello?

Marianne is on the phone.

We've been together for two years.

Finally...

I can't say we meet a lot.

She's in Paris for an internship.

It's cancelled every time.

I don't know if I should go there

And settle down with her.

At the same time, there's my mother...

It's me, Mum.

She's lived alone since the death of my father.

Finally... With her soft toys and dolls.

She's more outgoing.

You saw?

I sewed a new sweater.

Oh yes.

It didn't work out. You've had your hair cut.

Laurent, my cousin.

He's also my best friend.

Sunday, you come for a snack at Isa's?

No, I promised Mum... Stop.

You're not gonna stick it to the basques all your life.

She's nuts.

No one speaks like that except him.

But his claim to glory is his mistresses.

All married.

My clients, Marianne, my mother, Laurent,

I know my life by heart.

A simple life.

Quiet.

Until this autumn day...

On her way to work, Brigitte heard the boy

On the floor of the house in flames.

She rushed to his rescue before the firemen arrived.

It's nice you remembered my party.

You reminded me 15 times...

Don't fill yourself with bread. Think of your digestion.

So, let's see that. Oh no! No!

What?

Crab and lemon? I'm sorry, I forgot.

If you'd listened to what I said...

Well... I'll go.

The market's not open at this hour.

Never mind.

I was looking forward to this crab with lemon.

Hello. Hello.

Looking for something?

Crab.

Um yes.

I'm stupid.

8.40 euros.

Haven't we met before?

No I don't think so.

You are sure?

Yes. Have a good Sunday.

Ah! Help! Help!

Fire!

Oh my God!

Don't panic. It's only small.

But I'm scared!

No no no.

Simone, quickly! Let's save the child.

It's me.

Ah!

It took you a while. I thought you'd run away.

I went to Monplaisir. You know the grocer there?

How do you think I'd get there?

Oh no, it's not true! What?

The lemon. He forgot the lemon.

What am I going to do with you?

She asked you for how many rabbits?

Oh! It's over, your affair with Marianne.

Don't cry, she was the least amusing chick in France.

I don't think so.

Hey, you know what?

Emma's going to introduce you to all her girlfriends.

It's not over with Marianne. I'll see her in Paris on the 17th.

Maybe we'll move in together. Give me a break.

If you wanted to live with her, you'd already be there.

What do you think? Wow.

It's tip top!

It's good. We'll see if there's anything else.

Hey...

You have to show your girlfriends to my cousin.

Rosalie Blum?

Hello.

Ah!

Don't be jealous, I'm having fun.

That convinces me.

Yes I know...

I'll do more.

Turn off your phones! Thank you.

Well, come on.

I've already explained it to you.

You turn the knob. The red one?

Turn it to the left. It's not lighting up.

You're doing it on purpose. It doesn't work.

I turn... ah, yes. It works.

You see when you want to. See you tomorrow.

Remember the butcher. I haven't forgotten.

Scallops. Goodbye.

You want something?

Yes, a Coke without ice. Okay.

You're an idiot.

Hey? Valerie, Emma's girlfriend.

We agreed to have a drink yesterday.

Oh shit. Sorry, I forgot.

Yeah, whore, what's wrong with you?

Nothing.

For 2 weeks, you can't be contacted.

My phone's offline.

And what's that creepy hat?

Laurent Machot? Yes, the same.

You know what's wrong? No.

Married guys are too jealous.

Turn your head.

You like Chinese movies now?

Not Chinese, Japanese.

Wait, I'm coming.

Yes it's me.

Now? OK.

One moment please.

This is the National Census Statistics Committee.

I'm listening to you.

You live at 8 place St. Laurent? Yes.

I see there's another Machot in the building.

It's normal?

It's my mother, Simone. She lives above.

Alone? If you don't count the fluff.

Yes, alone.

And you? Married?

Single?

Do you have a box for...

Has not seen his girlfriend for 6 months but will take stock,

Because 6 months is a long time.

I don't have that box. Record single.

Good. Goodbye.

We'll send you the statistics. Thank you.

Little liar. What?

You're not single.

Bah... You're married to your mother.

You're stupid.

It's good, your thing.

Did you hear that?

Thomas, at night, I talk to you when I'm not asleep.

That's to say, often. Words come easily.

Everything is so simple when I speak to you in my bed.

And as soon as I want to write to you, I don't know where to start.

Thomas, my love,

This letter, I have done it 100 times, 1000 times.

It's the weight of past mistakes that makes it difficult

What do I want to tell you?

Go and talk to her.

Sorry?

You keep looking at her.

There, at the bar, with the glasses.

Not at all.

Oh, but yes.

I swear

That you mate. Not true?

Yeah, you're dying. Whatever.

Go and have a drink with her. She's alone like you.

Maybe it's not her style?

It's possible. So...

That's true...

Wait and see.

Oh, the...

You'll see, look. He's strong.

Hello Miss. You're alone, it is a shame.

You could go drink...

with my friend? You get me?

I don't know him.

Oh no. Come on. You play it hard.