Valley Girl

They'll be playing

at the Hollywood Bowl tonight, all sold out,

but we'll be giving away six more tickets

on this beautiful Saturday morning.

75 degrees in Hollywood.

You've been listening to one hour of nonstop

power rock 'n roll, on Holly Power 92

and there's more. - At the top of the hour,

here in the Valley, it's a balmy 83 degrees.

Gotta go, but first, here's the story of my life.

J‘ They got a word for girls like me I

J‘ They got a name but they don't wanna use it I

J‘ It's all the same for girls like me J‘

J‘ It's all or nothin' to girls like me J‘

I I'm gonna jump J‘

J‘ I'm goin' to shout J‘

J” I'm goin' to make it with them bad boys I

J‘ Shake it with the bad boy's gals J‘

J‘ I'm gonna do just what I wanna J‘

I I'm goin' to drive to Tijuana J‘

J‘ I got your number, I got your name I

J‘ I was like, yeah yeah yeah yeah J‘

J‘ They've got a line for girls like me J‘

J” They draw the line and kids get behind it J‘

J” They're gonna line up for girls like me I

J‘ They're doin' time for girls like me J‘

I I'm gonna twist J‘

I I'm goin' to skate J‘

I I'm gonna kill my wild J‘

I I'm gonna kill my everyday J‘

I I'm gonna dance until I drop I

J‘ Get the world come to a stop I

J‘ I got your number, I got your name I

J‘ I was like, yeah yeah yeah yeah J‘

J‘OohJ‘

J‘ Girls like me I

J‘ Girls, girls I

J‘AhJ‘

I Like me I

J‘ Ooh, ooh yeah J‘

J‘ Ooh, ooh yeah J‘

J‘ It's in the bag for girls like me J‘

J‘ They all want the girl with the right information J‘

J‘ They got a line up for girls like me J‘

J‘ The right type of boy in a tight situation J‘

J‘ Wants a girl J‘ J‘ All of the J‘

J‘ Like me J‘ J‘ Girls like me J‘

J‘ All of the girls like me J‘

J‘ All of the girls like me J‘ J‘ Girl J‘

J‘ Like me J‘ J‘ All of the J‘

J‘ Girls like me J‘

J‘ Girls J‘ J‘ All of the J‘

J‘ Girls like me J‘

J‘ Like me, uh-huh J‘ J‘ All of the J‘

J‘ Girls like me J‘

J‘ Girls J‘ J‘ All of the J‘

J‘ Girls like me J‘

J‘ All of the J‘

J‘ Girls like me J‘ J‘ Like me, yeah J‘

J‘ It's in the bag J‘ J‘ All of the J‘

J‘ Girls like me J‘

J‘ All of the J‘ J‘ I got your number J‘

J‘ Girls like me J‘

J‘ I got your name J‘ J‘ All of the J‘

J‘ Girls like me J‘

J‘ I got your number J‘ J‘ All of the J‘

J‘ Girls like me J‘

J‘ Say the girls like me J‘

J‘ Say girls like me J‘

J‘ Girls like me J‘

- I don't wanna, like, start a family.

Like, my God, I'd get all puffed out to the max

and all, for sure!

- Please, look at you. - Barf out.

God, gag me.

How could you?

For sure.

I'd be freaking out.

- Like, I'd be scarfing up everything in sight.

I'm sure, I don't know.

Ya know like, oh, I'd get so fat and all,

and what'd happen to my zits?

They can get so grody.

And besides, it's totally gnarly birth control.

Like, he's not so awesome.

Awesome's not the word for Brad.

Oh, I'm sure.

He's okay, I guess.

Who am I kidding? (laughs)

- Yeah, only, you know, he makes my mouth water.

Brad'll be at my party tonight.

Great, that'll, like, attract every girl

west of Van Nuys Boulevard.

Your place will be packed.

Okay, so he's awesome. (laughs)

God, Julie, like, don't be so greedy.

Ya know, save some for the rest of us.

I mean, Tommy is such a hunk I can't stand it.

I mean, he is so bitchin'.

I can't even believe you'd give Brad the time of day.

- Yeah, but Tommy can be such a dork, ya know?

Like, he's got the bod, but his brains are bad news.

But he is bitchin'.

You really are so lucky, Julie.

I know, but we've been goin' together so long now.

Like, I'm beginning to think I'm a piece

of furniture or something, like an old chair. (laughs)

He sounds like bad news.

I definitely need something new.

- Bags off at home and hit the beach, okay?

- God, okay. - Yeah, let's do that.

All right, that sounds good.

Julie, like--

God, I hate

these escalators.

- You guys. - Hm?

- We won't have time to get ready for my party.

Yes, we will.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What a surprise findin' you here.

Well where should I be,

at home waiting for the phone to ring?

I could grow old and prune up waiting for that to happen.

Funny.

What's your problem?

What's my problem?

Try two days and no phone calls.

Look, I'll see you guys at the bus, okay?

Mm, okay.

- Okay, come on. - Act like a lady.

- It's like I'm totally not in love with you anymore, Tommy.

I mean, it's so boring.

Here.

Not too cool, Julie.

Like, I won't be bummed out.

Like, who else is there?

No other Val dude can touch me.

I mean, she must be really freakin' out.

I want a corn dog.

- I want a pizza. - Corn dog!

Diet Pepsi with french fries.

Those are so fattening,

Julie - I don't care

about fat!

I'm sure, come on, Stacey.

Diet Pepsi's diet.

Oh, It'll be a great party night.

Everyone'll be there.

Pass on cotillion just this once, okay?

My mother would kill me if she found out

I'd skipped out on it.

- Look, this is the social event of the season.

Don't be dull.

Where does she live?

23727 Sierra Vista.

I got it!

For sure. Move.

Ya know, like, the best guys will be there and everything.

It'll be totally hot.

That guy is so cute!

(chuckles) He is.

- Look at him! - He smiled.

- Oh, you guys. - His hair.

Oh boy. - Guys, look how hairy

that guy's back is.

- Eww, gross! - Gross!

- Totally. - The guy has fur

all over his face, too.

Ew!

My God!

What a hunk.

Oh yeah.

Check out those pecs!

- Oh, I'd go for that in a minute, for sure.

He's hot!

Oh yeah, he's my kind of guy.

Aren't they all?

Well, most of 'em are.

Hey, they didn't have corn dogs, so I got, like--

Ew, I hate these!

Hey, man, 23727 Sierra Vista.

It's a party, it is gonna be amazing.

I've seen the chicks.

I know about these things

and I got a feelin' about this one.

It is gonna be hot, I'm tellin' you.

And it's in the Valley.

- What? - I'm not sure

if he's funny.

The party's in the Valley.

I don't wanna go to the Valley.

Trust me.

You'll wanna. - I don't wanna

go to the Valley. - Trust me.

I'm not in the mood to go the Valley.

Come on, Julie.

You know Loryn won't let her mom wait for us.

She'll wanna pounce on the first available bod.

God.

Hey, do you think she does everything she says?