Below Deck

Previously on "Below Deck"...

- Hello, lovely to meet you. - Oh, good to meet you. Kelley.

It's been five months of no sex.

Trouble. It's just gonna be trouble for me.

Oh, sh--.

I think it's wild.

- My girlfriend's name is Ro. I was never in the closet.

I just kind of went in the closet for a second,

picked out a new outfit, and came right back out.

- Just make sure when you're done with any hose, drain it.

So yeah, these windows, and then flats.

Just scrub this deck. - All right.

- I was, like, 14. - Really?

You weren't being undermined.

That was f---ing plain rude, bro.

- No, it wasn't. - Good job, senior deckhand.

- Hey, hey, hey. I modeled for Paul Mitchell

for two years almost.

You go into a Paul Mitchell catalogue still to this day

you'll see me in the long hair.

- Yeah, let's get weird. - I hear that.

- Cheers. - Yay.

- Did you just chug that? - Trevor did.

- Can I get a Bud Light, and two filthy martinis?

- Just chill the f--- out. - Oh sh--.

Whoa.

You're sh--faced.

I'm sh--faced?

Because I'm telling you something different?

- You're not telling me anything.

- Of Ben being a dick and you being a bitch?

You need to chill out.

Sorry, Trevor.

Ah!

- Oh, my God, it was such a fun night,

why is he being weird now?

- Trevor is this belligerent little redneck,

you know, I'm just not into it.

Shut the f--- up.

- Shut the f--- up, dude. - Hey, bro, stop.

- Just sit the f--- down, man. - Yeah, f---ing do it, dude.

- Everyone! - We're all intoxicated.

They're talking sh--.

That's crossing the line.

Guys! Stop!

- We need to stop, we're walking, I'm serious.

Nico, Nico.

Mother----er.

- You're a joke. - It's nothing.

- You're a joke. - You're a dick.

- You don't insult people that have fought for you,

especially my brothers.

Guess what. You're not coming back on the boat tonight.

Thank you.

- You can go stay in a f---ing hotel room.

I don't give a f---, dude.

You shouldn't have gone in the military.

- Yeah, you're right, dude. You--

You're a sh-- yachtie. Go f--- yourself.

Right, right!

You're a joke.

- Dude's running his mouth about my marines.

They're my brothers, man. - He's an asshole.

He's got nothing to do with you or your boys.

F--- him. - Yeah.

F---ing wanker.

- You haven't seen my radio, have you?

- No, I'm sorry I haven't. - Okay.

- I haven't woken up yet. Oh, f---. I'm still drunk.

- Did you talk to the captain? - Nope, not yet.

Yeah?

- Soon I get to have that fun conversation.

- Good morning. How are you?

- Good, has anyone seen my radio?

I seem to have misplaced it.

- Well, you can use Trevor's radio

'cause he's not on the boat.

- Huh? - Let me grab your cereal

and then we can chat.

- Trevor was a lot more drunk than everyone realized.

It reminds me, 'cause I've got, like,

an alcoholic in my family,

and it's exactly the same sh--,

like, they just keep doing it.

- Nice jammies, Kate. - Thank you.

How are you after last night?

- I was pretty pissed off, but I appreciate you

having my back, you know? - Hey, always.

- So we have no Trevor on board, huh?

Where did we lose him at?

- The ride home. - Wow.

- But I think it's best if Kelley tells you

how it ended.

Mm-kay, and we'll handle it.

Kelley, Kelley, Lee.

Go for Kelley.

- Can I see you in the wheelhouse, please?

Yes sir, en route.

Morning, Captain. - Good morning.

- Another fun night off. - Want to give me a synopsis?

He got wasted again.

He was being rude to Ben.

Ben goes "quit annoying me," and that just set off a trigger.

He got in my face, and on the bus ride

back he was wanting to fight people.

Yeah, and then he started talking sh-- about marines

that passed away, and he hit

a real bad nerve on me, and so I told him

he wasn't coming back on the boat last night.

Okay.

Sometimes in the heat of the moment people say one thing

and somebody interprets it totally different.

- Yeah. - So, I'd like

to hear what everybody else has to say.

- What's in there? - Blueberries, bananas,

green powder, macka, which, like,

keeps your sexy juices flowing.

- Uh-huh, my sexy juices flow just fine.

- It's like an herb. Oh, no. I know it, God.

- Hey, Lauren? - Yeah.

Go see the Captain.

Oh, f---, really?

Yeah.

- Hola, had an eventful evening last night, huh?

- Yeah. - Want to just give me

a synopsis of what transpired?

- Trevor had a few more drinks, and all of us were--

- It all started from him basically arguing with Ben,

and it was like a ticking time bomb.

He drinks too much,

and when he does he just becomes really mouthy.

When coming back on the bus

he was just starting to get really, really aggressive.

- Yeah, he was just being quite threatening and--

- Really? - He's a f---ing hothead.

- It wasn't okay, and the girls were really freaked out.

- Okay, well, I appreciate your input.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Yeah. - I will deal with it...

- Thank you. - One way or another.

I hope so.

- I will. - All right.

- You know, the way he was talking...

- He was digging himself a hole, like.

It was a grave, man.

- Do you think he should be fired?

- Yeah, because he doesn't want to learn.

- I think he deserves one more chance.

- So we should wait till he actually kills someone?

- Oh, there we go. - Oh f---. Turn around.

Yeah.

Hey, Trevor.

- Morning, Cap. - How you doing this morning?

- I'm good. I didn't get much sleep.

- No? - No, sir.

Look, I know you probably know what happened last night.

I mean, it was fine for the entire night

until we got back on that bus

with just the whole them figuring out I was a hair model.

- What? - I want to figure this out,

'cause I mean, I'm a hard worker

but I'm still in the learning process

and some people don't get it the same way.

Like, when I say something, it comes off a bit rash

or short, and I don't want that to happen.

I think it's a communication issue honestly,

but I'm coming to you for guidance.

- I think I know how to handle this.

Kelley, Kelley, Lee.

- Go for Kelley. - Yeah, can I get you

to the bridge, please?

The reason I asked Kelley up here is

because I want him to hear what I have to say.

I think that once is an accident, twice is a pattern.

Do I believe in my gut there'll be a third time?

Without a doubt.

We still have a long way to go this season,

and I cannot afford to babysit.

I think this isn't the right place

for you at this point in time.

I'm gonna give you an opportunity

to pack your stuff

and leave the boat on good terms.

You can go say good-bye to the crew,

make apologies if you like.

If you don't, that's fine too.

- That's bullsh--, man, I'm gonna let you bow out

and apologize to the crew, like,

where is the crew apologizing to me?

- Sorry it worked out this way, but I have the whole boat

and the whole season to think of, okay?

Yes, sir.

I owe you an apology though.

Sorry it didn't work out, bud.

You should go back to being a f---ing hair model.

- Hey man, I apologize. I'm leaving.

Are you?

- Yeah, I just got kicked off. - Oh, dude.

We've all woken up with really bad feelings,

and sometimes we're forgiven, sometimes we're not.