Va (வ)

'One-fourth'

Where do you have to go, sir?

Wherever the vehicle goes, I want to go there

Vehicle goes to Madras

"Madras, lovely Madras"

"Madras, lovely Madras"

"Woh! Madras, lovely Madras"

On September 6th at 6:30 p.m...

...in a temple near the airport, the serial light goddess loses an eye

As Avaniappan climbs up to set it right...

Oh god!

Then and there, a priest commented...

From this moment, she's not just serial light goddess...

She's the single eyed, serial goddess

At the same time, Salpeta Senthamarai...

...proudly walks out of Puzhal prison after 7 years

...with a large smile, in the anticipation of seeing his girl Rani

Though Rani is not the girl in the frame...

...the ravishing red car she's getting into

At the same moment, as Saana Moona minion pastes his party poster

Suyetchi Singam Sokkathangam, pushes him to paste his own party poster...

...poor party less cow Kasturi hogs it in hunger

At the same moment, outside an ATM in Washermanpet

As watchman Vadivelu is barely awake

Thief Thanikaachalam and team eye the ATM...

At the same moment, in Saidapet, as slim Singari...

...piles her husband with stimulating drumsticks (aphrodisiac food)

...in an effort to seduce him

There's a duty call

She steadies herself and she starts off

As Sub-inspector Singari...

At the same moment, in T.Nagar

As a tenacious Theekutchi sets a lonely Lambretta on fire...

Why did he do it?

What is his problem? As these thoughts run through your head...

At the same moment, in Perambur Barracks...

...a bunch of biker boys deplete their already tiny bird brains by smoking pot

They are the half white-half brown

...our Anglo boys

Baby face and his friends

At the same moment, in Saligramam...

...as a pair of slutty twins with smoke on one hand and remote on the other

...sit watching Twin peaks

At the same moment, in a bus approaching Koyambedu from Kovai

...while ever body is busy pulling out their bags and baggage

Sundarrajan alone is all sentimental...

In the name of Karma dass, who sacrificed his life for the honor of the clan

If I am not a progeny of the Brahma Naidu clan

This train will not move forward, but go backwards

Hail Chennakesava!

Hail Chennakesava!

Hail Chennakesava!

Crap!

Wedding is over, feast is done, toast is toasted...

...lights are dimmed, clothes disrobed

Now if the groom says he has a headache will the bride just go high and dry?

Now, what are you trying to say?

What I'm trying to say?

You just switched off the movie at its climax

Are you kicking up such a racket just for switching off this useless film?

Get down! Customers will complain-

Complaint, huh? I'll complain to consumer court

Who gave you permission to switch off at the height of climax?

Now, I don't know if the train went back if there was a bomb blast...

I'll be too stressed to sleep Not just me

Sir too

Shut your trap and sit down Now, play the film brother

His talking is worse than the movie

Please play the film

Oh god! I'll play the damn film Move out first

He shows his hand and the train moves

He is the real hero

Crucial scene brother Watch the movie and go

Is the film that cool?

Terrible film

After tapping his thigh, did the train go or not?

That's the crucial point Hail Balakrishna

Brother-in-law

Sundarrajan Bro-in-law! Welcome!

The bathroom is on that side And it's clean

You would have controlled your outputs for 8 hours in the bus, right?

That's why...

Why do you have to call me Bro-in-law and stuff?

Like some country pumpkin

What say?

As if our relationship will change if we meet in the city?

Now, listen

Only after you marry my sis, I'm your Bro-in-law and you mine

So what? Your sister is in love with me

If only your dad agrees, then wedding bells will ring in six months, right?

See, now only the bells are ringing Only after 6 months, wedding bells

6 months is a long time, anything can happen

So, call me by name till then

Okay, Sundarrajan

Call me Suraa (Shark)

Shall we leave?

Mr. Sundarrajan, wait for a tiny bit Mr. Nair will be here any minute

You don't need to formally call my name Just call me Suraa, I'm Vijay fan

Sundarrajan, Suraa...sounds good

Walking nice

Kerala is such a lovely place

Kerala is lovely, but the problem is it's filled with Keralites

Look, this palace seems nice

Will you be working there?

You know who's place that is?

Saudi Sheik's house

The temperature in Saudi soars up to 50 degrees

'Suraa, you are the one who has to come and save Saudi...'

Sheik requested me directly So I'm going there

You never know

He might even gift me one of his oil wells

"Sheik...shake Sheik...shake"

"You are the Saudi Sheik (Prince) Sheik...shake, Sheik...shake"

"Hai, daughter of sultan wear the feet ring (Metti)"

"I am the Sheik for Saudi Sheik...shake, Sheik...shake"

"I will roam the city in the camel only"

"I will dive upside down into the oil well"

"I am the Sheik (Prince) for Saudi"

"You are the Saudi Sheik (Prince) Sheik...shake, Sheik...shake"

"Hai, daughter of sultan, wear the feet ring (Metti)"

"I am the Sheik (Prince) for Saudi Sheik...shake, Sheik...shake"

"I will play baseball in the sands of Arabia"

"I'll hypnotize all in Arabia"

"'Coz I am the czar of Saudi"

"Molly molly coddle Hand full bottle"

"Horny, horny, so horny"

"Gimme 6 months, I will be the James bond of Arabia"

"Day & night, Mornings & evenings, just gals, gals and more gals"

"Hey! Son of the Satan"

"If you just bind your mind then Saudi will just shake...shake"

"You are the Saudi Sheik (Prince) Sheik...shake, Sheik...shake"

"Hai, daughter of sultan wear the feet ring (Metti)"

"I am the Sheik (Prince) for Saudi Sheik...shake, Sheik...shake"

"I will roam the city in the camel only"

"I'll dive upside down into the oil well"

"'Coz I am the czar of Saudi"

"You are the Saudi Sheik (Prince) Sheik...shake, Sheik...shake"

"You are the Saudi Sheik (Prince) Sheik...shake, Sheik...shake"

"Hey, daughters of Sultan"

"Wear the feet ring (Metti)"

Your Saudi ticket and passport

You have to be there at the airport by 4 a.m

4 a.m, really?

There are some rules in Saudi, to be followed very strictly...

If not, they will chop you and cook the biriyani

There, you're forbidden to eat pork

Okay

Forbidden to look at women

God!

Most importantly, you're totally forbidden to drink

Forbidden to drink?

Mind it!

Else they will chop you and cook the 'biriyani'

Tell, sister?

Won't you even call and tell that you've reached Madras?

Why so much tension?

Anyways, did you checkout your brother in law's new look?

Without the mush he's handsome, nah?

What eyes? What a smile?

If only our cow 'Lakshmi' sees him,

She'll be so turned on that she'll litter a calf in 10 days

So...handsome

Sister, situation isn't right I will call you later

- Let me go - Who's there?

Come and face me if you're man enough

Mom

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

I'm not stupid, when I was born, I was all 3 kilos of brain

Then you thought that was useless and scooped it all out?

Now, stop it

Why are you crying? What happened?

You tell, Mr Maarthandan

Me and her father are both doctorates Phd's

Okay, no need to study so much

Even if she doesn't get a doctorate

Shouldn't she at least become a 'cow doctor' like you?

'Cow doctor'?

- Stupid, stupid, stupid - I'm not stupid

My body is full of brains

Body full of brains? If it's all over your body, then it's not brain, its fat

Look at your marks aren't you ashamed?

- She's talking about 'fat'? - Go in...stupid

'Cow doctor'?

Don't worry

You're not just a cow doctor You are a doc to rats, crows

Don't worry

Damn!

No pork, okay Without drink?

Lord Ganesha, only you have to save the people of Saudi

Including me

Hey, are you still thinking about that?

This Nair's character is shady

Sir seems hot?

It's nothing, Machli

He thought he could schmooze a cool beer to combat the Saudi heat

- But, there if you drink - Chop you and cook biriyani?

Is he also a Malayali?

- What’s up? - Tell me...?

Tell you what?

- What's the plan for tonight? - Plan, uh?