Radha Gopalam

Thick dense forest where crows cannot penetrate

Thick and dense forest where ants cannot enter

Severe penance by Gopalam

Bench for Lord Krishna to stand when he manifests and grants boons

Oh Krishna my salutations to you

Oh merciful Radha Krishna my salutations

Oh bestower of good things Oh brave and mighty

l am too small to praise you

Too much flattery will arouse suspicion about your honesty

So no flattery

Ask what you want

-Only one boon. l want Radha -Ask her father

Why penance and boons for such a small thing?

They are very rich. They don't oblige me

Then abduct her

l too did the same in the case of Rukmani

Kidnapping is an offense Moreover l am a lawyer!

Why do you want to marry then? Love her from a distance

The fruit not obtainable is more sweeter

Love is wonderful Marriage is boring

Then, why did you marry eight times?

My gosh! You find fault with me!!

You don't learn like this Experience it

Good. l am giving you Radha.

There she is!!!

Oh universal love! Oh splendid beauty! Oh sweetie

Oh graceful virtue You are bewitching

You descended to this earth to become my wife

l am stunned Oh darling welcome to you...

Oh eclipse less moon Your face is so smooth

After seven penance and prayers

God gifted you as my wife You are a packet of chocolates

Oh! Pinky lips

Your checks are like hardened cubes of creamy nectar

Lips are like fresh coral shoots And my love is possessed then

Oh your cheeks And your blushes

Like milk sweets and pista milk They are like hibiscus

They dance with grace and naughtiness in cheeks!

Lovely mouth and beans like nose!!

Firm and striking nose

Fuming and fretting is her birth right

She is straight and dignified contoured stylishly

Her giggles and smiles make the flowers feeble

Even the nine gems fade away like empty shells

The abode of cupid Soft and luring waist line

And is almost invisible

Her feet shining with the colors of red marigold

Her dance reflects the heart beats of Bharatha sage

Forgive the mistakes of thy servant

Welcome, hearty welcome

Welcome, hearty welcome

GoPalam

She is a rich girl

Judge's daughter and a ProsPective lawyer

She abandoned everything for you

Will you continue her education and make her a lawyer like you?

Surely

-Will you take care of her ProPerly? -More than my life

Need not be excessive should be at Par with yours

Such a beautiful girl. . ...

Listen!. . . Once you get her you may see her differently

Roses have thorns

Screw Pin has sharP teeth

Lotus may not be that clean

You have to bear them too and love her

Oh Lord! Don't worry about me

Whatever she may do l will worshiP her with flowers

l will accePt her snubs with smile

Good. lf you fail, l will roll back the time, cancel the marriage..

. . .and l will send her back to dad

Remember men and women are equal, ok?

Husband and wife are surely equal. Bye!

Like Lord Siva and Goddess Parvathy in one body

Like Seetha and Raman becoming one

Like scriptures and chants Like lamp and light

Like necklace and the thread

Like speech and connotations...

Like melody and expressions Like east and sunrise

Like flower and thread Like sky and blue color...

And you as my soul

Husband and wife....

While tying the sacred thread When the fingers touch

On the pretext of tying the thread Your fingers fondle..

The young girl with defiance

..at the time of rice strewing ritual

The hands are held together And the attire ends are knotted together...

While walking the seven feet

While embracing for the first time..

Then, now and always it is ecstasy

For hundred births this marriage would last

Jasmines really showered, 1 4750

What is that?

The dreams l had in night and day. . .

. . . since l saw you first are 1 4750

Today they have became real

So, Dreams turns real Wants are fulfilled

Poetry comes sPontaneously

Once desires are fulfilled lt becomes stale

Oh no, not bore lt is an yawn

-lt is 1'oclock, getting sleePy -What do you say?

No, nothing. Not you Not to you

Not getting sleeP Tell something

You are a great lover Please tell me

Everybody thought that l was a landlord

My life style was like that

Always surrounded by cronies

Hundreds of letters from fans

State cricket hero, you know!

Dozens of love letters, scent bottles, kerchiefs and mischiefs

l was called mischief minister

One night l was traveling in a train

l was in the uPPer berth

ln the other 3berths, there were ladies

-Aunties? -No grandmas!

What haPPened next?

After it got dark two got down

ln the next uPPer berth, there was a girl Looked like a Kerala girl

-Ammu kutty? -May be!!

After sometime. l felt a touch

That was Kerala girl She woke me uP

You are insulating me Ask me what haPPened next?

No curiosity?

Sorry, really very sorry what haPPened next?

-Can't you guess? -Did she ask for the time?

Poor girl, my golden girl, that is why you are like this

Not only your body, your soul is also very beautiful. lnnocent soul!!

-What about you? -Getting sleeP

Atrocious, cheating What is that?

l shared my romances and secrets

Please tell me your love stories

How can l tell you when l don't have any!

You are so beautiful, didn't you have one or two affairs?

-No! my lord!! -l don't believe l don't agree, l told you my secrets

Because you had, is it a must that l too should have?

You must be definitely having

Ok, l remember one thing

We went for a marriage in Simhachalam temPle

Come out like that ln the marriage function. . .

. . .there may be so many romances, illicit affairs

l also said 'twice for you'

What haPPened? Tell me who is that fellow?

-My brother in law -Was he your brother in law?

May be well read What did he do?

-He asked me for a kiss -Asked or taken? -Asked!

You said he asked for it

Did you give? Or did he take it?

That means?

Lot of difference between the two Giving means you giving it willingly

Taken means taking by force without your consent, kissing you

Have you understood? Tell me now

-Ok!! -Who is it? ls it your brother in law?

Hello, Radha's husband GoPal sPeaking

Aunt here, you never listen to me and slePt in oPen

lf she catches cold judge may Put you behind bars

-He has a foul mood already -Ok. KeeP down the Phone aunty

What haPPened next? Hello, did you give or did he take?

Tell!

lt has dawned Oh dear get uP

You may sleeP afterwards You may sleeP. . .

GoPalam, get uP

SleePing while sitting? Did you fall down?

Or did she Push you down? Your grandPa is also like this

Get uP!

-Grandma, has she gone? -Nonsense, what are you saying?

l meant did she get uP? Has she gone inside?

Yes, but not inside, she want out for a jolly walk

Say she went for a walk

There was a Phone call SliPPed into trousers and went away

When l asked her 'where'? She said 'Police station'

Where are you going? Sit down

How did it haPPen?

-One at a time Please -We went to a second show movie

There was Power cut So we were delayed by an hour

We were coming in an auto

Please sPeak out clearly This fellow booked us in brothel case..

..and has locked us here

-Greetings sir -Greetings

This is unfair They are college students

My friends Please leave them

Everybody feigns innocence

Roaming alone in the night without any male escort

What will you think?

Only by the smell you can differentiate between toddy and milk

Will decide once the Sl comes

Before that they will lose there dignity

lf they have one, they won't lose

Come tomorrow morning We will not leave them now

lmagine if your daughter or sister is in their shoes

Will you talk like this? l don't have a daughter

l don't have a sister. Even if l have, she won't roam in an auto in midnight

Hello Mister, be careful Do you know who l am?

l am a news rePorter

You have illegally detained family girls over night. . .

This will aPPear in all PaPers under the caPtion 'Police Atrocity'.

Like to see

Cry Please. Cry loudly

Please look at your Photos in the morning PaPer

Who is that? Kalyani? She is SP's daughter

Why didn't you tell him that you are SP's daughter?

lt didn't come to our mind