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Stop here. Unnecessarily you took the long path.

How much is the fare?

85 rupees, sir. - Okay, take this.

Be happy, kid.

Sir.

What is it? - Give me 35 rupees more.

Why? - What do you mean?

lsn't it enough?

The fare is 85 rupees.

You fool! Where did you come from?

Meaning?

You fool. l'll slap you.

Sir, l don't take ill earned money. - Do we?

Sir, this isn't fair. - Keep it and get lost.

My meter isn't tampered. You can check the RTO papers too.

Check the receipt. - What is it? Take this.

You stupid fool! Do you want more money?

Where did you come from, ''Bhaiyya'' (North lndian)? Tell me.

What happened, Sattu? - Brother Bansi, the fare is 85 rupees.

But he's bullying. - The fare from that place isn't 85 rupees.

Don't shout. Don't shout.

What do you mean? Where did you come from, ''Bhaiyya''?

Get lost. And stop this. - Calm down.

Brother Biju, just listen to him. - Brother.

One more Bhaiyya has come. - Bhaiyya means elder brother in UP.

So? - You call us ''Bhaiyya'' and insult us too.

To hell with your honour!

Get lost. l won't give you your money.

Hey you! - There is a saying in our UP.

lf words have no effect, whacking will.

You rogue...

Hit him!

Run! Run! - Nab him!

Stop. Take your money.

Your thrashed isn't enough to cover our toil.

Right, brother Birju. - Right.

This had to be his fate.

Let's go.

Sixer (eunuch)! - How dare you call me that!

Why did you hit me with ball? - Lele, give me the ball.

l'll slap you.

Why do you say Lele? - Okay. Hey, CR, give the ball.

Hey! Not CR...

...Chandan Ramesh Lele. MMRDA.

Do you know whom you're talking to?

Give the ball and stop boasting.

Give the ball.

Lele. Lele.

l'll give the ball if you ask Rupa to say with love 'Lele...

...give the ball.'

Chandu, don't act smart.

Or else l'll wash you with this bat without any soap.

l'll give you that soap. Wash me thoroughly.

l told you many times not to argue with me or...

Or else? - Or else, do you see this broom?

l'll stick it behind you and you'll go flying to Bandra.

Use little force. l just want to reach Andheri.

Shameless!

You couldn't handle your wife but...

...you want to tease others' wives.

Because of your such deeds your wife left you.

Now get lost. Don't stare. Let us work.

Lele. Lele. Lele.

Take this. - Lele.

What the hell is going on!

What the hell is going on!

Were are juniors?

Everyone is lazy here. Don't you want to shoot today?

There is no assistant on the set.

Why the hell am l here?

Where is that Adi?

Get aside.

Brothers. Plus sisters of brothers.

Let's go for the shot. Director is calling us.

Good morning, sir. How are you, sir?

We were waiting for you. Sir, we're ready.

Please sir, get your make up done.

First of all, we'll start with the scene of exchanging rings.

2 minutes. - 2 minutes.

Shot one. Take one. - Action.

When l saw you the first time...

...my heart said you're the girl...

...with whom l can spend my entire life.

Do you know when l eat pizza...

...l see your face in it?

Cut. Cut. Cut.

Hey, beautiful.

Remove the veil from your face. l'm talking to you.

Remove it.

Sir. One more please.

Take two. - Action!

When l eat food, l see your face in the plate.

Even in bathroom, kitchen...

Cut. Cut. Cut.

Sumi, what the hell! l'm tired of this shot.

You scum of the earth.

What are you doing? - Sir.

Tomorrow my boss is going to see...

...the veil over junior artist's face.

Where did you find her?

Throw her out or else l'll pack your bags.

Sir. - Hey!

He isn't asking to remove clothes from...

...body but from the face. Do it.

Sir, l can remove clothes from the body not from the face.

Look at this.

Hey, Adi. What is this?

Naina, l told you many times l don't want any trouble.

Get out of the shot.

Out. Out. - What is all this?

Get out. Will you get me fired too?

Please go.

Get out!

How dare you show me finger!

To Subhash Kakkar.

l'll get you out of the industry. Out!

Naina, director is very angry at you.

Let him. l don't care. ldiot. - Okay.

But you still have to take today's payment.

Maybe you forgot. But l didn't.

l got it from the production manager. - Thank you.

Rubbish tea.

Naina, let me tell you...

...you're a junior artist...

...so act like one.

You can explain to me if you reach my stage.

Right now nobody knows my worth.

Adi, you know l won't always be a junior artist.

One day l'll become a main lead heroine.

Wow main lead heroine!

Silly! You can't get break like this.

Look at me.

l started as sixth assistant. Today l'm the chief.

So who is after me? Chief assistant.

lt feels my dream to become a director will stay a dream.

Adi, your dreams have no powers.

That's why they can't come true.

But l'll make my dreams come true one day.

Watch.

Naina, l like your confidence.

Only confidence. l also have other things to like.

Headlight, bumpers, face-colour, lips, smile...

Everything. You'll see...

...the day l get a chance, l'll create sensation on the screen.

Wow, Naina.

l promise you...

...the day l become a director, l swear...

...the day l become a director l'll make you my heroine.

Oh... just a second.

Sorry. The phone is vibrating.

Hello. Sorry. Hello.

Who is it?.

Sir. Sir, you?

Delhi? l'll plan it, sir. l'll be there.

Great, sir. Thank you, sir.

Bye, sir.

Naina, you're a lucky mascot for me.

l just talked to you of signing you as...

...a heroine and the producer just phoned.

He has called me Delhi. He has 4 colleges.

lf you don't take lucky mascot with you...

...how can the deal be struck?

Mind blowing.

''Life...''

Birju, you're so late today.

Madhuri, you know about the traffic in Mumbai.

Now... - Hurry up.

l'll take you in 2 minutes. Happy?

Stop making excuse and drive. l'm getting late.

What are you looking at, buffoon?

l'm looking at you.

Everyday you change you clothes and get to work as a hottie.

You're very cunning.

l've to do it.

One should keep distance between home and work.

Or else the honour of the house gets ruined.

And the neighbours would make my life miserable.

ls it so?

Fine. l believe it if you say.

Stop here.

Hey, fatso. Come here.

What is it? l'm coming.

What is it?

l want to talk to you. - Tell me.

Why were you urinating while sitting down?

Last week l had hernia operation so doctor...

...told me not to lift heavy things.

You tell me, what do you want to say?

You still owe me two days' money. When will you pay me?

Not days, but nights.

l told you many times not to smoke.

Your mouth stinks of cigarette and clients think...

...he's licking ash-tray instead of your mouth.

Whatever, but you would've taken the...

...full amount from the customer.

Do you think you're a constable?

Look, it's easy to lie down but very difficult...

...to find someone to lie down with. Got it?

Rogue, you give money to Madhuri every night. So why not me?

Because one gets salary on time, but not pension.