Poviem jej to sám (I tell it to him myself)

We would like to inform you,

that the jubilee act of appointment

is going to take a place at 5 o´clock pm.

OK

At 5 o´clock pm.

The entourage departs from usual outpost.

Please, let us know, what kind of wreaths you wish for.

Wreaths made of field flowers.

Was this for a homework?

Ivan, are you still there?

Who are you calling to?

I was

calling to Fero...Vrba

I mean Fero Kubala...

And you couldn´t make a connection, could you?

Seems like our telephone is broken...

Why are you so curious?

Why am I so curious?

Well?

That´s such a nice feature..curiosity is a gift given from nature for all women.

Do you understand?

Looks like you can see through walls

Listen, if you feel bored, you´d better go to gym.

You are getting worse than the auntie...

Oh yes, cos´if she came here, who´s gonna be in trouble? Me!

Not at all...

Ivan...oh Ivan, if Beethoven could hear you...

He would be pleased!

I think you go nuts one day, if you´ll study so hard!

I was hot blooded...

I didn´t care much about her feelings...

most important thing for me was that I got it my way.

I kept on trying to ...

bang her...

To bang her???

Not so funny!

Well well well, you´ve got no idea what´s it all about.

What´s up? haven´t you heard a school bell rang?

Sit down.

Show me that.

Come on

Well...

I really appreciate your interest for a serious kind of literature, but you are too young for this book.

So what do you think, Gubala?

Why does the author of this book, Joseph Heller, uncover his hero so much?

Well, Gubala?

He wants people...

to buy his book...

...I suppose.

Well

we can agree with it. And what else?

Because the world is full of sex.

Sit down!

Ivan

As far as I understand...

so he could confront the past with the future.

Excellent!

So it´s your book...

I should have known...

I hope, no one can ever write a similar ...

book like this about you.

Like the people, who´s only way

up is made

to the detriment of others.

...and that dress of her!

Excuse me?

That dress of her!

I would bet she was naked below!

And was it really Ivan?

I can see clearly despite my age.

The way she was walking next to him!

You know this kind of girls.

What are we gonna do now?

I have no idea yet.

What should we do?

You are the psychologist. Not me.

Ema!

Oh, you are home?

Hi!

What do we have for dinner?

Auntie Ema was here. She baked a cake for you.

Oh, goldie auntie Emuška!

And where have you been?

With Fero in the pub Fontana.

Alone,

Who should we carry with us?

Some kind of girl would be suitable... wouldn´t it?

Not a bad idea. I will memorize it.

Ivan, isn´t there something you´d like to tell me?

Me?

I just had a feeling like...

Eva, please stop doing this at home. Aren´t you busy enough in your consulting room?

You know very well, that should you have any problems you can

you can visit me anytime, even in my consulting room.

I might help you.

You uselessly care to much.

So.. nothing?

Nothing.

Eat then!

Hallo?

We´d like to inform you, that you order of wreaths has been processed

although the appointment has not been acomplished because of you.

Are you nuts?

What if my parents picked up this phone?

Do you have any idea what time is it?

I knew you´d pick up the phone.

You are crazy!

I just want tell you..

that I´m thinking about you all the time.

Couldn´t you just tell me this tomorrow?

No...

I wanted to do this now.

Immediately.

I just had to.

So please don´t you do it anymore.

I could burn out.

Are you feeling better now?

It was just a indigestion.

Has Ola given you a flowers?

I´ve got them here.

Ivan we have to finish this phone call.

Let´s do it simultaneously!

OK

One, two

three!

Finally at home.

Hi!

I thought this week was never gonna end...

I´ve been waiting for you so bad.

Hi

Don´t be angry, you know...

No way!

I don´t care about you.

But when it´s about Ivan, I want to be here too.

Any troubles?

Ivan started to date a girl.

So you find it ridiculous?

So what?

But the girl is much older than him.

How do you know?

I´ve seen them!

He gave her the bouquet of field flowers.

..a bouqet of field flowers...

Field flowers?

His mother liked field flowers too...

Got beer?

I´m really surprised seeing your reaction.

It´s no good to interference with such things, Emuška.

That´s true.

So you see..

But it´s not refered to Ivan.

Štefan...

...if it´s really true

about dating that girl...it might have a bad influence on Ivan.

He´s just an adolescent.

And for the very first time he is in contact with young woman...

He´s not going to realise, that´s this is just a sexual dazzling ,

but he´s going to consider it love.

No one ever said he´s really dating her.

Oh yes, really, she´s just learning him to count to three....

This could disrupt his mental balance.

Those are very delicate and sensitive things.

Anything may happen...even he can...

get estranged!

You are exaggerating!

In my clinical practise, I´ve been through many situations, when young men ran from home.

Ivan would never do that and you know it!

Don't make a mountain of molehill...

There´s one more problem there.

When I´m listening to you, it seems to me you´ll allow Ivan to be dating an older girl!

Please, try to talk to him.

Oh I don´t feel like talking to him.

Well, then it´s going to be me who´s gonna explain it to him

Don´t you dare!

Someone has to forbid this to him.

I think we should wait for a while.

When I was dating my first girl, I was seventeen too.

Well Ok, Ema, I was eighteen.

Ivuško is still seventeen.

Well Ok, someone starts earlier and someone later.

It´s no tragedy.

But the girl is at least seven or eight years older than him!

So why don´t you talk to him?

You are the psychologist...

I tried but he refused to.

Do you understand now?

He used to tell us everything before.

When I found my first love, I wasn´t running to tell my parents immediately. So why do you want Ivan to be different?

Come here.

Well, what´s going on with you?

Not a single one new leaf for two years now.

But I´ve always known you were not going to grow well in this household.

Look, I had to get used to it, so you have to do either.

That´s not the way we can be friends.

It can hear you very well.

Well, the flower can feel if you like it or not.

If you embrace it with care and tender, it will give you gratitude. It grows and blooms.

And if you do not, it will only stagnates and wears away...

You could be writing sci-fi books.

Is it a living organism?