Jack & Diane

Karen?

Shoot.

- Hey, is this the bus from DC? - Yeah.

I'm looking for my sister.

- Do you have a passenger list? - No list.

Now get off the bus.

Start cleaning.

- Now. - Hi.

Uh, hold... hold on a sec.

Do you think I could use your phone after you're done?

I'd... I'd pay you, but I don't have my...

- I've lost my wallet. - Yeah.

Can I use your cell phone?

Fuck you, you piece of shit. Don't talk to me, then.

I-I can't hear you. You're fuckin' breaking up.

Hello? Hello?

Fuckin' A, man.

- Hi. - Hi. What do you want?

Can I use your phone?

What?

Do you have a free call plan or pay-by-minute?

Uh, I don't know. I guess I...

- S-So what? - Well, can I use your phone?

Turn that shit down! I'm sorry, do I know you?

Why would you think that...

Jack, if you don't turn down that motherfucking music,

I swear to God I'm gonna come in there...

Damn, spaz. Chill.

You need a hand with that?

You want some?

Uh, okay.

Do you need to use a phone?

Yeah. Thank you.

- Hold on, I'll get mine for you. - Thanks.

What's the number?

Oh, I can do that after this stops.

No, it's cool. What's the number?

Uh...

1-703...

6... no.

Shoot, wait.

- 6... no, 6-2... - How's that?

6-2-6-6.

- Hello? - Where are you?

At home. Didn't you get my message?

- No, I lost my phone. - Again?

- Mom's gonna freak. - Do you have a pen?

Diane, what are you looking for?

This should be easy to remember.

- Thank you. - 2-4-6-8 Baxter.

I miss you.

- I'm bummed you're not coming. - Miss you, too.

I'm going on, like, now, so go get a cab.

Okay.

Well, um...

thanks.

I guess I ought to get going.

- See ya. - You can stay if you want.

I mean, if you want. We have beer.

Okay.

Oh, shoot.

I think I should go.

What do you mean?

My aunt's, like, waiting for me, I think.

Come on.

Stay.

We're gonna go get some food.

- Okay, wait right here. - What?

- Wait right here. - 'Kay.

Oh.

- You okay? - Mm-hmm.

- You sure? - Yeah, I'm okay.

I... yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.

- Okay, wait here. - 'Kay.

- Give me your wrist. - Okay.

Whoa.

- You want a drink? - Huh?

Thirsty?

Oh, I don't have lD.

I got stash.

What do you want to mix it with?

Anything.

What?

I don't care.

Ugh.

Hey, I looked all over for you.

Where'd you go?

- To vomit. - What?

- To throw up. - Oh.

All right.

See? Smell my breath.

I believe you!

Fine.

You want a sip?

No.

Give me your wrist.

My number.

I like you.

What?

I like you.

I've gotta go to the bathroom.

Ow.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Here.

No, I don't... I don't want you to do that.

- But you're bleeding. - No, I...

I ca... I've got it under control.

- You want some water? - No.

Do you have a tampon for...

no, I mean do you have a quarter that I can have?

Um...

yeah.

Thanks.

I'm just gonna wait outside for you.

All right.

What? Oh, shit!

Sorry.

How are you feeling?

You wanna go?

Ma... maybe we can just sit down now?

Wanna go upstairs?

So, I guess your aunt's gonna, like, freak, huh?

Yeah, I don't know.

She's cool.

So, how are you gonna get home?

Um...

I don't know.

Do you know how to get home?

- Yea... - I have a Metro card if you want it.

Yeah.

Thanks.

I'm cool from the subway.

Okay.

See you later today?

- Yeah, totally. - Okay.

Okay, I'll let you go.

- Call me. - I will.

Oh, my goodness.

You... you came from nowhere.

You're okay?

Are you okay?

I'm going to call an ambulance, okay?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. She's okay.

I'm sorry, you'll have to take another cab.

No, man, she's standing. She doesn't need an ambulance.

She'll be fine. Besides, it was her fault, man.

I saw the whole thing.

She doesn't have health insurance.

She's just gonna wind up getting a huge hospital bill with a fucking ambulance.

Give her 20 bucks. She'll be okay.

Are you... are you okay?

Diane? Ls that you?

Oh! Oh, Jesus Christ.

- Where the hell have you been? - I'm peeing.

Do you know how much trouble you're in, young lady?

I'm peeing. Go away.

7:15. Holy shit, I'm late.

Your brother used to wear a helmet.

You can't ground me! You're not my mother!

While you're here for the rest of the week,

I can do whatever I want.

No, it's just another six days of this hell.

Fine! Glad you came to visit.

Let's see if you ever come back.

Does it hurt?

No, it's just a scratch.

Thanks.

Hey, do you like sushi?

I don't know.

It's good.

It's good with ketchup.

Try it.

Do you like it?