Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens

AGH!

YEAH, I CAN DO THAT...

IN PURSUIT OF RUNAWAY VEHICLE.

PROCEEDING WEST ON PUGSLEY BOULEVARD NEAR KLINE AVENUE.

WHOA, THAT'S SOME TANK, GRANDPA.

IT'S NOT A TANK, DOOFUS. IT'S A FULLY AUTOMATED URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE.

YOU'RE A FULLY ANNOYING ASSAULT ON MY EYES AND EARS.

YOU'RE A FULLY DISGUSTING ASSAULT ON MY NOSE. SHOWER MUCH?

ONLY TO WASH OFF YOUR COOTIES.

KNOCK IT OFF, YOU TWO!

All: HUH?

WHOAOAAA!

Ben: WHOA!

WHATEVER THIS THING IS, IT'S GONE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL!

WHICH MEANS IT'S HERO TIME!

- HUH? - NOT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.

I PROMISED BOTH YOUR PARENTS 00.

ACCORDING TO MY WATCH, IT'S TIME FOR AN UPGRADE.

HOLD UP, DWEEB!

WHAT IT NEEDS IS A DISMANTLING SPELL!

UPGRADE!

DISMANTLING SPELL!

UPGRADE!

DISMANTLING SPELL!

OKAY, YOU WIN.

PSYCH!

WHOA! NOT THE KIND OF UPGRADE I HAD IN MIND!

MECHANAE DISCOMBOBULUS!

WHOA! THIS IS NOT GOOD!

WHOA, UNH, OOH, UHH, WHOA...

WHOA!

UH...OOPS?

GRANDPA! YOU ALL RIGHT?

A FEW MORE INCHES AND I WOULDN'T BE.

Both: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Both: MY FAULT? HOW IS IT MY FAULT?

YOU'RE THE PEA-BRAIN WHO UPGRADED THAT ASSAULT VEHICLE!

WELL, YOU'RE THE NIMROD WHO HIT ME WITH A DISMANTLING SPELL!

KNOCK IT OFF, BOTH OF YOU.

THE POINT IS, THE DANGER'S OVER AND EVERYONE'S FINE.

FINE!

- FINE! - FINE!

NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU CAUSE ANY MORE DAMAGE.

GWEN? GRANDPA?

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

GRANDPA?

HEATBLAST?

WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME?

WAIT, YOU ARE ME.

HMM?

RAHH!

FOUR ARMS?

HAHH!

WHAT IS THIS? THE OMNITRIX'S GREATEST HITS LIVE?

YAHHH!

OR IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR STUPID MAGIC SPELLS, GWEN?

STINKFLY!

DEFINITELY DOESN'T SMELL LIKE A MAGIC SPELL.

AGH!

DIAMONDHEAD?

WHOA!

WILDMUTT?

WHO ELSE WANTS A PIECE OF ME TODAY?

UPGRADE? I HAD TO ASK.

WAY BIG. WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE WAY BIG?

BEN.

BEN TENNYSON.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

YOUR HOMEWORK.

THAT IS, IF YOU'D CARE TO STAY AWAKE LONG ENOUGH TO HAND IT IN.

OH YEAH, HERE YOU GO.

TURN OFF THAT BLASTED WATCH ALARM! AND WHERE'S THE HOMEWORK?

UH...DIDN'T I JUST--?

GET AN F ON YOUR HOMEWORK? YES.

- YEAH, "F" FOR YOU! -

DON'T FORGET YOUR HISTORY REPORTS ARE DUE MONDAY.

WAIT, WHAT HISTORY REPORT?

NEXT TIME TRY USING YOUR PLANNER

FOR WRITING DOWN CLASS ASSIGNMENTS INSTEAD OF DOODLING MONSTERS.

THEY'RE NOT MONSTERS. THEY'RE ALIEN HEROES.

HMMM. HUH?

UM...EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE.

HOW ABOUT A DETENTION TO GO WITH THAT "F", MR. TENNYSON?

I'M SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE WORLD, NOT DO REPORTS ON IT.

COULD MY LIFE GET ANY WORSE?

THAT'S A PRETTY TALL ORDER FOR A DWEEB LIKE YOU, TENNYSON.

BUT WE'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.

HE ACTUALLY FITS IN THERE!

HEY! A LITTLE HELP! ANYONE?

WAIT, I KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A HAND. FOUR HANDS TO BE EXACT.

HEATBLAST? OH WELL, CLOSE ENOUGH.

- - OH, MAN...

WHAT A BORING DAY!

YEAH-- NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AROUND HERE!

WHOA!

WHY DOES THIS THING NEVER TIME OUT WHEN I WANT IT TO?

BEN! COME OUT HERE THIS INSTANT, YOUNG MAN!

JUST A SEC-- JUST A SECOND, DAD!

BEN?

HI, MOM. HI, DAD.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

I, UM...WAS LOOKING FOR THIS.

CAN YOU TELL ME WHY THE ENTIRE HOUSE IS COVERED IN SCORCH MARKS?

I CAN EXPLAIN!

ACTUALLY, I CAN'T.

AND WHAT'S THIS WE HEAR ABOUT YOU FALLING ASLEEP IN CLASS?

I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GROUND YOU, SON.

BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO GO FISHING WITH GRANDPA MAX THIS WEEKEND!

YOU SPENT THE ENTIRE SUMMER WITH GRANDPA.

MISSING ONE WEEKEND WITH HIM WON'T BE THE END OF THE WORLD.

PLEASE TELL ME IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, GRANDPA!

TELL ME THERE'S A LIFE-OR-DEATH, ALIEN-HERO-NEEDING SITUATION WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS WEEKEND.

CAN'T OVERRULE YOUR PARENTS, BEN.

I WISH I NEVER CAME HOME FROM OUR ROAD TRIP.

SUMMER CAN'T LAST FOREVER.

EVERYBODY'S GOTTA GET OFF THE ROAD SOMETIME.

NOT HEROES LIKE US, GRANDPA.

BEN, DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I ALMOST MADE WITH YOUR FATHER.

NO POINT IN SAVING THE UNIVERSE IF YOU LOSE YOUR FAMILY.

"FIRST-PERSON NARRATIVE FROM THE POINT OF VIEW

OF A CREW MEMBER DURING THE AGE OF EXPLORATION."

SHOOT ME NOW.

I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY! AND SINCE WHEN DO YOU VAPORIZE LAPTOPS?

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

ALL RIGHT. DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES.

HELLO?

GWEN! HOW'S MY FAVORITE COUSIN?

WHAT DO YOU WANT, BEN?

I DON'T NEED A REASON TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH FAMILY.

IT'S JUST...IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE

JUST TO SHOOT THE BREEZE WITH THE SMARTEST PERSON I KNOW.

OKAY, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BEN?

CLEVER. IN FACT, YOU'RE SO CLEVER,

I BET IF I RANDOMLY PICKED A TOPIC--

SAY, THE AGE OF EXPLORATION--

YOU COULD RATTLE OFF A BUNCH OF INTERESTING FACTS,

ENOUGH TO WRITE A FIRST-PERSON NARRATIVE.

NICE TRY, DWEEB. BUT YOU NEED TO EXPERIENCE

THE JOY OF RESEARCH YOURSELF.

COME ON! DO ME THIS ONE FAVOR!

NO. YOU CAN'T JUST EXPECT ALL LIFE'S ANSWERS

TO JUST COME FLYING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW.

RIGHT-GOTTA-GO-SMELL-YA-LATER!

TETRAX?

WE NEED TO TALK.

I RECEIVED AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM AZMUTH.

THE INVENTOR OF THE OMNITRIX? WHAT DID HE WANT?

HE DID NOT SAY. ONLY THAT HE NEEDED TO MEET WITH YOU RIGHT AWAY.

YES!

EXCEPT I'M GROUNDED. I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE OUT OF THE HOUSE.

MY FOLKS ARE GONNA KILL ME!

I SEE.

ON THE OTHER HAND, IT WOULD BE RUDE TO STAND UP AZMUTH.

ODD. AZMUTH SAID HE WOULD MEET AT THESE COORDINATES.

WAIT. AZMUTH IS COMING HERE?

I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP. IN SPACE.

IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR OMNITRIX?

NO.

I THINK I'LL GO LOOK FOR AZMUTH RIGHT NOW!

BEN-- WAIT!

MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE.

WHOAAA!

OW.

HEY! ARE YOU OKAY OVER THERE?

- - HUH?

WHOA!

WOW, YOU LOOK LIKE WAY BIG. ONLY WAY UGLIER.

COME ON! COME ON!

TETRAX!

WHERE DID THIS TO'KUSTAR COME FROM? AND WHY IS IT ATTACKING?

QUESTIONS LATER! IT'S HERO TIME!

WAY BIG HERO TIME!

DOESN'T THIS THING EVER WORK? OH, WELL.

UMPH!

FIRST RULE IN BATTLE-- CONCENTRATE ON YOUR OPPONENT'S WEAK SPOT.

IN THE CASE OF TO'KUSTARS, IT'S THE FRILL AT THE TOP OF THE HEAD.

I'LL KEEP HIM DISTRACTED. NOW GO!

UNH!

GET READY FOR THE STING OF STINKFLY!

AAAAH! NOT NOW!

WHOA, WHAAAO!

PLEASE RECHARGE, PLEASE RECHARGE.

YES!

THANKS, TETRAX!

NO, THANK YOU, BEN. YOU DESTROYED THE TO'KUSTAR.

I DID? I MEAN, I DID!

AWESOME. NOW YOU'RE VAPORIZING EVIL ALIENS.

EW.

ALL SET TO GO FISHING, PUMPKIN? I PACKED THE BAIT AND LUNCH.

- UM...WHICH IS WHICH? -

Y'ELLO!

- DAD, IS BEN WITH YOU? - I THOUGHT HE WAS GROUNDED.