My Mister (Naui Ajusshi / 나의 아저씨)

There's this show that's filmed in the Netherlands, or Norway.

But anyway, it's a TV show...

that features a bonfire that is burning all day.

But apparently

the ratings for that show are pretty good.

I feel like I'd watch it, too.

Because my heart wants to take a break.

Even if I close my eyes and lie down, a bunch of different thoughts come to me.

But strangely enough, when I'm watching a fire...

my mind goes completely blank.

Why did you come here?

I asked you why you came here.

I forget.

Looks like the fire completely burned away your thoughts.

Thank you.

Thanks to you, we have more hands to help out here.

Did you two see each other while you were in school?

You may have been in the same department, but you're three years apart

so you were probably in and out of school to serve in the military

and could have missed seeing one another.

I started that college after Manager Park came back from the army.

We attended school together for two years.

It must have been difficult to have a senior who was a military man.

We were in the same club as well

so it wasn't too difficult.

Which club was it?

The Western Music Club.

You were in a club like that?

There must have been a female student you liked.

Where is the salt, CEO Do?

Oh, I think it's inside the tent.

I'm going to go get a lamp.

Sure.

Senior Dong Hoon came to the campsite.

What is going on?

Put it down.

If you call her, you're dead.

Why do you smell like smoke?

Probably because I ate some campfire-grilled food.

I'll start cleaning up, Chairman.

Sure.

Did you come here to scare me?

Did you want to see me turn into a wimp

in front of the chairman, or something?

People's faces...

usually betray what kind of people they are.

From the first moment that I saw you in college...

you didn't seem like a nice person.

You seemed like the type who didn't want to get his own hands dirty

so you made others do your dirty work for you, then distanced yourself from them.

And I hated the fact that you clung to me, calling meSenior" with a smile.

So I guess I knew that you'd do something like this.

Were you planning to get married to her, or something?

Were you planning to fire me, and make her divorce me

and then marry her?

Yeah right, as if.

A guy as greedy as you would never marry a woman from an average family.

And certainly not a woman with a child.

She may be an attorney

but you had no intention of marrying Yoon Hee.

Even after I was fired and got divorced, as you'd planned

you definitely would never have married Yoon Hee.

This all started last spring, didn't it?

This affair between you two.

Answer everything that I ask you now, properly.

Don't try to be sly, just tell me the truth.

Did Yoon Hee know that you gave me that 50 million...

to tried to fire me, or not?

It wasn't my intention from the start to get you fired, Senior.

I know.

You'd meant for that money to go to Director Park, but I got it instead.

Both Director Park and I know that you used that opportunity to your advantage.

So, did Yoon Hee know that you tried to fire me over that...

or not?

There was no other way.

You'd already gotten the money, Senior...

Did she know or not?

You guys aren't done yet?

We're done. Go ahead.

Did you tell her that you couldn't fire me

and that she should convince me to quit my job on my own?

Yoon Hee...

wanted you to leave the company without being disgraced.

I'll do it.

Please take the chairman, and go.

Please go, Sir. It's getting late.

I have to eat this before I go.

Oh my, this is completely burnt.

Ow!

Damn it!

Are you all right?

You were well aware of the fact that I was digging through your call history

and yet, you weren't scared at all?

Did you think that I wouldn't be able to figure out who used that public payphone?

It only took a day to figure it out.

You never change, do you?

It's obvious that you're in shock because this blew up in your face.

Yes, my son!

You're on your way to school?

Dad?

He's not home yet.

Really?

He probably couldn't pick up since he was busy working.

Dad's special talent?

Why are you asking that all of the sudden?

Dad's special talent...

I wonder what it is.

Being able to sleep for a long time?

We're done treating you

so you can finish up the paperwork and get your prescription.

Just break up with her quietly.

Don't tell her that I found out. Just break up with her.

The moment that Yoon Hee finds out that I know...

you're done for.

And don't you dare tell her everything...

and tell her to play dumb, either.

We've lived together for 15 years now.

I'll know if she actually doesn't know, or if she's just pretending not to.

Just break up with her without a fuss, as if you've grown tired of her.

Just do that.

If you do, I'll leave you alone.

I won't let my life be ruined because of someone like you.

And if I catch you messing with me at work, you're dead.

If I can't do my job properly, then fire me.

If I become useless to the company, then fire me.

But if I find out that you've fired me for any other reason

you're dead.

You conniving bastard.

What were you doing all day?

You didn't even pick up Ji Seok's phone call.

Why?

He wants you to send him a video of you performing your special talent.

Apparently, it's a school assignment to show what their dads are good at.

Hey, sorry.

I left my phone on vibrate and completely forgot about it.

Yeah, I just heard from Mom.

What special talent?

By when?

Next Monday?

What kind of school assignment is that?

Oh.

A one minute video? What should I do?

It needs to be something cool, right?

Okay, I got it. Yeah.

I'll think of some ideas.

Okay.

Hurry up and go to class.

Okay.

What are you going to do?

Something besides soccer.

How about you learn how to do a simple magic trick?

Magic trick? Yeah, right.

I don't understand people who are impressed by that.

An old woman goes in, but a young woman comes out.

It's only magic if that were actually real!

They just do a little switcheroo, so how is that magic?

How does that surprise anyone?

Why do you cry when you watch TV shows then? It's all just acting.

But they're so good at it.

I get deceived into thinking that it's real.

The same goes for magic.

People fall for it because it's so convincing.

I've never fallen for it, even once.

Don't do something pathetic like magic.

Instead, eat live octopuses.

Foreigners will go crazy if they see you do something like that.

That's not a special talent. That's just a test of bravery.

That's the same thing.

What about Tae Kwon Do?

You learned it in the army, after all.

I can't break through anything, though.

We can break it a little before we record it.

Why are you trying to think of ways to cheat with your kid's homework?

Jegichagi!

It's been so long since I've done that.

Should I just do some freestyle dancing?

- Ji Seok will be so embarrassed. - I know, right?

How pathetic.

How is it that three men are sitting right here

and yet not one of you has a special talent?

It's because we never took any special lessons or anything.

We grew up in a poor family.

Things like special talents and hobbies

are supposed to be learned at a young age by attending a special school.

But we never attended any specialty schools. Just public school.

In our neighborhood, all of us rushed in droves

to whomever had a ball, and kicked it around.

We kicked that ball around so much, so desperate to even get a touch.

And when we got older

we never spent any money on something that wouldn't make us money.

There's nothing that I know how to do!

Besides drinking alcohol.

Middle-aged Korean guys don't have any special talents.

There is one thing.

Drinking alcohol.

If drinking were considered a special talent

we'd be deserving of international school scholarships.

We drink all night, and throw up.

And then, we drink again the next day to cure our hangovers.

Wow, we really do expend a lot of effort when it comes to drinking.