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-I'M SURE THE LIFEGUARDS IN HAWAII

WANT C.J. TO STAY IN THE EXCHANGE PROGRAM ANOTHER WEEK,

BUT TELL THEM WE NEED HER BACK HERE BY TUESDAY.

WILL DO.

THANK YOU FOR CALLING DON BRAND PRODUCTIONS.

AT THE SOUND OF THE TONE, PLEASE LEAVE US A MESSAGE.

DOLORES, IT'S ME. DOLORES, HEY. WHAT DID NBC SAY?

YEAH. THEY PASSED? WHAT ARE YOU TALK--

CBS SAID IT'S A RIPOFF? HEY, LOOK.

I HAD DINOSAUR PARK BEFORE JURASSIC PARK WAS EVEN A BOOK.

ABC SAID WHAT?

WELL, WHAT DO THEY KNOW? THEY PASSED ON ALL IN THE FAMILY.

HEY, YOU! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

WHAT?

-HEY! HEY! SOMEBODY HELP US OUT HERE!

-BOAT FIRE OFF TOWER 11. IT'S A RESCUE CODE THREE.

HELP!

HEY, SOMEBODY HELP!

COULD USE SOME HELP HERE.

SORRY, WE'RE BUSY.

-HEY! -

-DOLORES, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!

I'M SEEING A WHOLE NEW ACTION-ADVENTURE SCENE

UNFOLDING RIGHT BEFORE MY VERY EYES.

AH-- UH-- NO MORE DINOSAURS!

YES, LIFEGUARDS! AND THEY'RE WEARING--

THEY'RE WEARING BATHING SUITS. LOVELY BATHING SUITS.

AND BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, AND-- LISTEN, LISTEN.

WE'RE GOING TO CALL IT RESCUE BAY.

YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT.

COPYRIGHT THAT. GET OUT. GET IT COPYRIGHTED.

I'LL CALL YA LATER.

OH, DADDY TAKE ME DOWNTOWN!

HEY!

SON, I NEED YOUR KITE.

OH!

ALL RIGHT. GET UP.

AH!

HELP! HELP!

OOH!

HELP! HELP! HELP!

BACK ME UP.

TAKE MY HAND.

YOU GUYS OKAY?

YEAH. SEE YOU ON SHORE.

OKAY, LET'S GO IN.

THAT WAS GREAT, YOU GUYS.

-WOO! -

GOOD GOING OUT THERE.

THANKS. DID YOU GET YOUR MAN?

-YEAH. WRAPPED HIM UP AND SHIPPED HIM OFF.

-GREAT. -WHOA, CONGRATULATIONS! THIS WAS UNBELIEVABLE!

HOLY-- THAT THING YOU DID WITH THE KITE WAS FANTASTIC!

IT WAS PERFECT COUNTERPOINT TO THE ACTION IN THE WATER.

AND YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!

-THANK YOU. NOW EXCUSE US, PLEASE.

WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK. SEE YOU GUYS.

-LOOK, JUST PRETEND I'M NOT HERE, OKAY?

HE'S ALIVE.

I'D RATHER NOT PRETEND.

-HEY, HEY, LISTEN. JUST A QUICK QUESTION.

UH, YOU EVER THOUGHT

OF PUTTING MONSTER WHEELS ON THESE TRUCKS?

OH, JUST A THOUGHT. MONSTER WHEELS.

LET ME TAKE A WILD GUESS.

YOU'RE IN THE FILM BUSINESS. A PRODUCER.

-WELL, TELEVISION. SERIOUS TELEVISION. DON BRAND.

YEAH, I PRODUCE, DIRECT, WRITE, EVERYTHING.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO--

I WOULDN'T.

-AH. CAN I RIDE ALONG WITH YOU, MAYBE?

-NO. -I-- HEY, I'VE DONE RIDE-ALONGS

WITH THE LAPD AND SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT. HEY!

HEY, COME ON! WOULDN'T YOU RATHER COOPERATE

AND HAVE AN ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF LIFEGUARDS IN ACTION?

-COME ON, YOURSELF. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT TELEVISION.

-WHO DO I HAVE TO TALK TO TO ARRANGE SOMETHING?

I DON'T KNOW. THE CHIEF.

CHIEF. CHIEF.

A SERIES ABOUT LIFEGUARDS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE'S EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!

AH!

YEAH, DON'T FORGET TO GET SOME OF THESE BEACH HUMMERS

-WHAT IS THAT TV HUSTLER GUY DOING ON ONE OF OUR TRUCKS?

-IT'S A RIDE-ALONG. DIVISION APPROVED IT.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

-I SORT OF ADVISED HIM TO TALK TO THE CHIEF.

YOU? OH, PERFECT. YOU.

-I JUST WANTED TO GET RID OF HIM.

-IF THIS GUY GETS IN THE WAY, I'M TELLIN' YA.

-WELL, HE WANTS TO INCLUDE OUR BOAT RESCUE

IN HIS PILOT EPISODE.

AND HE'S SAID THAT SOME OF US

MIGHT BE ABLE TO PLAY OURSELVES.

-HELLO? THESE HOLLYWOOD-TYPES WILL SAY ANYTHING TO GET A DEAL.

-IT'S NOT SO FAR FETCHED, YA KNOW.

I STUDIED DRAMA IN COLLEGE. OH.

I EVEN PLAYED MEDEA ONCE.

OH. SO YOU WANNA BE ON TV, NOW?

I DON'T KNOW.

THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, WHY NOT? WOULDN'T YOU?

NO WAY! 100 PERCENT, NO WAY!

-SO WHO MAKE BETTER MEN OR WOMEN?

UM, MEN, DEFINITELY. COME ON.

MEN ARE BETTER IN EVERY ASPECT OF THIS JOB.

-WOMEN, DEFINITELY. WE HAVE MUCH BETTER INSTINCTS

'CAUSE WE CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS BEFORE THEY HAPPEN.

NOW, MATT SAYS YOU'RE A COUPLE.

DOES THAT MAKE IT HARDER TO WORK TOGETHER?

YEAH, SOMETIMES.

-HARDER? NEVER, NO. IT NEVER GET IN THE WAY AT ALL.

-THAT'S STRANGE. SUMMER SAID IT DOES.

-SHE DID? -YEAH.

THAT'S FUNNY. MATT SAYS MEN MAKE BETTER LIFEGUARDS THAN WOMEN.

HE DID?

-HEY, LOOK. I'M JUST HERE TO OBSERVE,

JUST GO ON ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS.

WE'LL CHECK UP BACK HERE, WHATEVER YOU GOTTA DO.

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO AFFECT THINGS ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, OKAY? HEY, I JUST WANNA--

WOW, DRAMA. I LOVE IT. BEAUTIFUL.

THE HUMAN DRAMA?

-YEAH. YOU KNOW, THE PERSONAL SIDE OF LIFEGUARDING.

I MEAN, I WANT THIS SHOW TO BE AS MUCH ABOUT THE PEOPLE

AS I DO ABOUT THE ACTION.

I MEAN, PEOPLE ARE NOT GONNA COME BACK

AND WATCH RESCUE BAY WEEK AFTER WEEK

UNLESS THEY-- THEY LIKE THE PEOPLE.

UNLESS THEY CAN SHARE THEIR LIVES.

- NOTHING TO DO WITH WOMEN IN BIKINIS?

WELL, HEY, DOESN'T HURT.

BUT YOU KNOW, PEOPLE WILL JUST NOT WATCH THIS SHOW

UNLESS WE TELL REALLY GOOD STORIES ABOUT INTERESTING PEOPLE.

YOU'RE INTERESTING, STEPHANIE. TELL ME A GOOD STORY.

TELL ME A PERSONAL STORY.

-WELL, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE TELLING YOU THIS,

BUT MITCH AND I DATED

WHEN I FIRST STARTED LIFEGUARDING HERE.

AND THEN WE SPLIT UP. WELL, ACTUALLY, I LEFT.

SEE, I WAS MARRIED AT THE TIME, BUT MITCH DIDN'T KNOW.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I WAS SEPARATED.

IS THIS BORING TO YOU?

OH, NO. PLEASE KEEP GOING.

SO I FINALLY GOT DIVORCED

AND WHEN I CAME BACK TO WORK AT BAYWATCH,

IT WAS REALLY AWKWARD BECAUSE I WAS MITCH'S BOSS.

BUT NOW, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

BUT IT WAS REALLY DRAMATIC AT THE TIME.