Poker Face

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - See?

Isn't that so much better? Now you see the difference?

Twenty-four frames per second is the ideal frame rate to please the human eye.

See, this is exactly how Edgar Wright

wants you to view his film.

Now in fact, uh, we have the new 4K Blu-ray for sale

right here in SuperSave's very own physical media section.

Oh, wow. Uh, Kendall, thanks.

If I was in the market for a TV or even liked movies,

you're obviously the guy to talk to.

Uh, but I really still need that blender.

That was the only thing I asked about.

Uh, could we head over to kitchen appliances?

Of course. Right this way.

Kendall Hines,

please report to the manager's office.

- Kendall Hines... - Uh, hey, Ariel,

can you show this guy where the blenders

or the toasters or whatever are?

Oh, no.

Shut the fuck up, man.

Should've had this thing up a week ago.

We need to talk, huh?

About what, birthday boy?

Your funky-ass onion breath?

Is that why you got toothpaste on your desk?

Oh, I hope that's toothpaste.

No, fucker. I read your heist script.

Oh, shit. What'd you think?

Well, first off, I think if it's this easy to rob a safe,

then I need to upgrade our store security system.

- About the script? - Alright, fine.

I loved it, man.

I did. Like, from page one, like, I felt like,

like I knew these people.

And then, I loved all the little nods to the classics

like "Heat" and, uh, "Inside Man" and "Oceans 11."

Yeah!

And then at the end when the thieves,

they all turned on one another, bro, like,

I was on the edge of my seat.

- Thank you. - You-you-you crushed it.

Yeah. For real?

Yeah, for real, man, just like you crushed

the 10 other scripts that I read before this one.

So, when you gonna get out to Hollywood where you belong

and put your talent to use, huh?

Ma-maybe if I just wrote one more,

just lights-out script.

You know what I mean? Just like,

I don't know, maybe, maybe like a,

a romantic comedy, you know?

Yeah, uh.

That's it, man, um, you're fired.

What?

Look, SuperSave is cutting stores,

and, uh, this one could be next on the chopping block

unless I can find a way to cut shoplifting losses,

and, I mean, you've seen how it is.

These fuckers are just loading up carts

with TVs and walking out.

It's gotten bad.

So the next few weeks, I'm hiring security

to watch electronics and I'm letting a few key personnel go.

But why me?

Hmm? And why are you firing me on your birthday?

Well, at least I'm not firing you on your birthday.

I mean... that would be worse if I...

I need this job, man.

I got, I got bills to pay. I got to feed myself.

Okay, well, lucky for you, there's plenty of jobs in LA.

Go Uber or wait tables while you chase your dreams, man.

You're, you're wasting yourself here.

You know something, Bill?

You're an asshole.

Man, you're a fucking asshole.

You wanna fire me? Then just fire me. Alright?

Don't act like you're doing me a favor when you do it.

The alarm's disconnected on the emergency door in the back.

I ain't cutting you in.

I don't give a shit. Alright?

I just got... fired.

Oh, man, I'm, I'm real sorry to hear about that.

Hey, why don't you let me drop these off with my guy.

You can meet me over at Ding-A-Ling,

I'll buy you a couple mojitos, you know, as a thank you.

It's not even the job I'm mad about.

I mean, fuck SuperSave and everybody over there.

Except my friend betrayed me.

You know, it's the principle of the thing.

Yeah, man. Principals, teachers, all that shit.

I hear you. Super important.

Yeah, Bill says I should go to Hollywood, make movies,

you know, like it's that simple.

Yeah, like you just roll into Beverly Hills

in your Honda Accord and they toss you an Arri Alexa

and a financially viable talent package in your front seat.

No, it takes money, you know, it takes connections.

All I've got are my scripts.

Wait, you mean, like for movies and shit?

Mostly crime movies.

Funny enough,

my latest script is about a guy

who gets fired from a SuperSave.

But the twist is that he returns using his knowledge of heist movies

to rob the store's safe for his revenge,

and he gets a puppy.

And a hot girlfriend.

Well, how much cash the dude get?

Two hundred thousand.

There's that much money in big box stores?

I mean, after Black Friday weekend, there is.

All you have to do is just, like, get in there and take it.

The whole thing's all based on the actual SuperSave

I work at, or used to work at.

I mean, point being, the heist itself is foolproof.

We should do this.

Me and you.

You wanna finance my independent movie?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Do I look like I'm stupid? No.

I'm saying we should do the big box job,

but for real.

You mean rob the store?

Quick lick at the SuperSave, huh?

Two hundred K, we split everything right down the middle.

The name's Juice, by the way.

Kendall.

Yo, Kendall.

I don't know what this is, but this shit is crazy.

You've never seen "Heat"?

It's incredible.

The action is the juice.

Right?

Listen, if your script is anything like this movie,

well, then we got to get you to Hollywood, man.

What's the title of your movie?

"One Last Job."

That's hard. Pause.

We got to rob the store.

Ah, man. I'm not a criminal.

I've-I've never even gotten a traffic ticket.

All I know is movies.

Well, you're gonna need money if you move to LA, right?

And plus, you said you wanna get back at your boy.

So, that's like two birds.

I mean, you got all the details worked out, right?

No, I just don't want anybody to get hurt.

Who's gonna get hurt?

Okay, look, i-i-it's gonna be me and you.

We're gonna go into the store at night, we're gonna get the cash,

and then we're gonna go our separate ways.

And then, one day, I'm gonna be walking

into a movie theater and you know whose name

I'm gonna see up there on that big screen?

Yours, my friend.

So what do you say?

Me and you.

First, we're gonna need a map of the store.

My man.

A cunning disguise.

Two duffle bags.

Bolt cutters.

An instant film camera.

Gooseneck clip.

And a UV flashlight.

We also need the safe room key.

We only need to copy the one key...

so we'll make sure he gets them back quickly.

Cleaning staff wraps up at 6:30 a.m.

The armored truck arrives for cash pickup

Monday at 7:00 a.m.,

so we have less than 30 minutes.

Once inside, we cut the power at the breaker,

security cameras go down, and we can move freely.

The camera in the safe room runs on a separate system.

It has its own power source that kicks in

45 seconds after primary power goes out.

We are gonna use a Polaroid photo to bypass it.

I can't believe we're actually doing this.

Yeah, man, we are. So, get your ass going.

Okay. Okay.

You ever see "Gone in 60 Seconds"?

Don't flex. You know I haven't.

Well, ever since we were kids,

Bill's been obsessed with sour cream and onion and potato chips.

- Uh-huh. - And you know what glows in a black light?

- Semen. - What?

Canola oil.

Zero, one, three, four.

Uh-uh. Zero, three, one, four.

Come on, player, we got to move.

Four, three, one, zero.

Come on, we got 15 minutes. Move it.

Well, one of these combos is gonna work.

- Did you hear that? - Yeah.

Alright, you get them bills. And I'll go check it out.

Three, one, four, zero.

Alright, one, zero, four, three.

Four, three, one, zero. Come on, come on.